I really try to understand this. Did you hear about the hipster that was upset about an article explaining why all hipsters were alike? The guy thought the picture was of him, but it was stock photo hipster, verifying the article.
Whatever you do, do not under any circumstances buy the pillow, take it out of its packaging, and then use the liberal return policy to return the pillow. That is going too far!
Don't care who you are or what you do, this is abuse and fraud and it's wrong. Don't buy shit unless you intend to keep it. If you truly aren't satisfied with it, return it, but only in that scenario.
You are inferring I am going to buy a lefty pillow. Read my words again. I stated the law. Quit reading into shit and I as well don't care who you are or what you do.
It's gonna be hilarious when he realizes his sales numbers reflect voter alliances. Or worse, that his clientele base is mostly on the dole and hates whites.
Hogg's in over his head. MyPillow is a success because of Mike Lindell. His personality and salesmanship allows him to go on commerical and rope you into buying. Hogg and co. don't strike me as charismatic people
That's incredibly dumb, there's LOTS of pillows available on the market. Even ones that are similar or even basically the same thing as MyPillow. You could even DIY one yourself for probably $10.
But.... those brands don't have the name "MyPillow" (the real genius of the product IMO) or the tremendous story and personality of Mike Lindell behind them.
Best case scenario you can make some money for a charity cause by repurposing cheap ass pillows to sell slaves-of-this-precise-moment lefties out of spite for Mike personally. They'll end up in the landfill next to all the "Mueller Time" t-shirts from three years ago.
Way to go "making the world a better place" you sanctimonious little establishment twinklette.
Yet another example of a party full of "artists" that cannot, for the life of them, create anything original. My favorite is when they call us snowflakes.
Ha, again liberals can't come up with an idea on their own. They gotta copy, steal and cheat to compete. Sad losers, they are.
I really try to understand this. Did you hear about the hipster that was upset about an article explaining why all hipsters were alike? The guy thought the picture was of him, but it was stock photo hipster, verifying the article.
https://www.thethings.com/hipster-photo-proves-all-hipsters-look-alike/
Hive mind is my best guess. :)
The thing is, MyPillow became massively popular before the owner became politicized with Trump.
This queer boy and his marketing team are starting out with a politicized pillow company. Wrong way to go. Doomed for failure
that will never not be one of my favorite stories...
Like china
WHAT A COMPLETE FUCKING JOKE. THEY WILL EMBARRASS THEMSELVES YET AGAIN.
Whatever you do, do not under any circumstances buy the pillow, take it out of its packaging, and then use the liberal return policy to return the pillow. That is going too far!
Law states that purchases by mail for new items must accept returns for 30 days. Heee heeee heeee
Don't care who you are or what you do, this is abuse and fraud and it's wrong. Don't buy shit unless you intend to keep it. If you truly aren't satisfied with it, return it, but only in that scenario.
You are inferring I am going to buy a lefty pillow. Read my words again. I stated the law. Quit reading into shit and I as well don't care who you are or what you do.
Nobody cares about this faggot.
Based Pillowman is loved everywhere.
Kek!
So, do they work well?
True comrades only use communist pillows
It's gonna be hilarious when he realizes his sales numbers reflect voter alliances. Or worse, that his clientele base is mostly on the dole and hates whites.
And poor
Features:
Will call it the CCPillow.
The comfy commie pillow
I hear these pillows will come with a reinforced area that is suitable to bite down on. Weird feature for a pillow, no idea what that's for.
Mr. Pillow Pants. Hogg is a troll that lives in a pussy.
Does he have a patented product to sell? No. He's going to buy cheep communist chinese pillows and slap his "woke brand name" all over them.
What a pussy.
TRANSLATED:
"...are launching a pillow company to launder money through"
doesn't he have anything better to do luke ~mUh AcTiViSmS~??
Hogg's in over his head. MyPillow is a success because of Mike Lindell. His personality and salesmanship allows him to go on commerical and rope you into buying. Hogg and co. don't strike me as charismatic people
He’s gonna sell waifu pillows for all the other soys like him who can’t find a girlfriend.
Pussy pillows? Sounds like he's just trying to sell tampons.
Sorry, Manpons, for his giant mangina.
I’d be a hypocrite to condemn him for starting a competitive business because ya know capitalism.
However because I like mike lindell and think David Hogg is a smug annoying turd I’ll be more than happy to support Mypillow instead.
Who will he Carter to? And what does he know about economics?
Don't they already have their own pillows already? Anime waifu body pillow or some shit.
these idiots are going to get a nice big dose of capitalism lessons - zero chance of success, ROFL
That's incredibly dumb, there's LOTS of pillows available on the market. Even ones that are similar or even basically the same thing as MyPillow. You could even DIY one yourself for probably $10.
But.... those brands don't have the name "MyPillow" (the real genius of the product IMO) or the tremendous story and personality of Mike Lindell behind them.
Best case scenario you can make some money for a charity cause by repurposing cheap ass pillows to sell slaves-of-this-precise-moment lefties out of spite for Mike personally. They'll end up in the landfill next to all the "Mueller Time" t-shirts from three years ago.
Way to go "making the world a better place" you sanctimonious little establishment twinklette.
Blue Pill(ow)
Didn't realise that the market for cock shaped pillows was that big
Grifter
When spending money on advertising out paces your sales and you go into bankruptcy, Chapter 11; Basic Econ 101. Hehe lol.
Haha, wish it was a public company because I guarantee it will be out of business in 2 years tops, and it would be fun to short.
It's probably going to be a pillow that confiscates your guns in the middle of the night while you sleep.
FUK THEM.....
Plussies™
Yet another example of a party full of "artists" that cannot, for the life of them, create anything original. My favorite is when they call us snowflakes.
can't be real