Comrade Pillow: David Hogg tweeted on Thursday that he and software developer William LeGate are launching a pillow company to compete against MyPillow. | Mike Lindell: “Good for them…. nothing wrong with competition that does not infringe on someone’s patent.”
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$5 says PillowHogg for his gf's bull's hog.
I was thinking BitersRUs but you kinda beat me to it...
Damn it! Thats the first thing I thought of seeing this sissys post. I can see the logo now.
"Our Pillow is twice as expensive, and half as full, but you'll sleep better anyway, knowing your purchase bought an identical Our Pillow for someone in need, who promptly sold it for a gram of crack."
Hunter!
It's Designed in America (made in China)
I hate it when the manufacturer attempts to do that.
Is it really that hard to produce stuff in the USA?
Now with less than 5% used needle content.
Cry-in-My Pillow?
I heard they are going to start with two different styles, the CryPillow and the PillowBiter. You can quote me on that
Mike Lindell is one step ahead of you, maybe two. https://patriots.win/p/11SKLNLkQ4/babylon-bee--our-pillow/c/
Fortunately, the domestic manufacturing of pillows is difficult enough to get into that they stand less than zero chances of success. Should they want to import them from Chynah - good luck with the increased shipping costs! Cost them a cool 10Gs to move a single container into the US - PLUS the tariffs. ROFL.
There might be something in the COVID Relief Bill to help out minority Pillow Entrepreneurs like Hogg.
oh yes, our less fortunate porcine brothers and sisters need a fair shake, LOL.
And the Chinese bedbugs in the pillows will add extra weight in shipping costs.
They are going to bulk order a load of pillows from some cheap AliExpress store. Brand them in some soyboy way. Sellout the first batch to their sycophant twitter followers who will buy them regardless of quality. Claim victory and prance about how easy it is to build a company. Then walk away having accomplished nothing and built nothing sustainable.
And the Chinese bedbugs in the pillows will add extra weight in shipping costs.
We're approaching unprecedented levels of ghey..... brace yourselves, felllas.
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. What total butthurt losers.
Maybe AssPillow as a name then?
GIMME YOUR PILLOW-----the BLM version
Lindell's business is carried by his charismatic abilities. I can still hear his way of talking from the last mypillow ad I've heard, and I haven't watched tv in a long time. Hogg certainly has a rocky road to climb.
Isn't LeGate the pepperoni nipple guy?
The hog is teaming up with the pepperoni?
Knowing Hogg, he’ll fill the pillows with cocks so that he can always have his face buried in them.
Hogg is still milking that school shooting? Wow....... Doesn't he brandish artificial penises at political rallies? Maybe he will include on with each purchase of his pillows. Most importantly, his "progressive" company is going to get into the marketplace, compete, succeed, and be profitable? Isn't that capitalism????????
David Hogg, Harvard undergrad
Their slogan “soft as a feather, just like us”
Make sure to fill them with feathims as well as feathers.
I hope this is not just a larp. It'll be great entertainment.
feazirs?
maybe they'll actually learn something. my guess is they will be propped up by angel investors while they run negative.
Community pillow!
CCP for short!
Hahaha yes!!!
Imagine having TDS so bad that you start a pillow company
Now that they've already got the system to suppress their competition
The need to call it The Biter
Honk Honk!
He’d make a fortune selling Daisy Hogg girlfriend pillows to incels and cucks.
Do to them what we did to hedge funds.
Buy and return, repeatedly, even if return shipping costs.
It better be $50 minimum wage, all solar powered, trannies and negros everywhere.
Like fine, that is why the free market exists. Have no clue who this David Hogg is, but in order to get back at Mike Lindell, for idk, existing and believing in voter fraud, he's going to have to learn about economics. If he is a raging socialist, hope that this changes his mind on some shit when he is the guy having to sell stuff and choose how much to pay his employees.
His girlfriends bull has been complaining about horrible sleep after railing her every night. The hogg had to do something about it!
remind me who William LeGate is?
Pizza nipples.
Pepperoni nipples
I can't wait to try out their Chinese made, Uighur Muslim produced cotton pillows!
Slave made pillows make you feel good, knowing you're using them to profit to find democrats to make the world a better place.
In all honesty, why aren't we getting congressmen to demand we pass a bill in which USA cannot do business with countries that use slave labor?
I feel like the majority of Americans could agree with this sentiment.
We shouldn't do business with countries that have hundreds of thousands of slaves, should we?
FYI, we never abolished slavery. We just exported it..
African slavery is still alive and well.
While the black virtue signalers buy Nike shoes to express how oppressed they are, actual slaves are producing it for them, who are actually oppressed.
Bring it upon yourselves to tell your liberal friends and family that if they purchase goods from these brands, they personally support slavery. And that they are terrible people for doing so, knowing that slaves make their shit.
Silly.your Congress no longer needs to listen to you and they know it.
Who is going to fund the venture?
TITillow
Tits by day, pillow bi night.
CommiePillow. David Hogg's masked fucking face in his profile incites feelings of violence. Just sayin'.
Sure, your broke ass liberal friends will buy just one. We buy 20 at a time just to support our own. F****** noob.
Chinese Communist Pillow
Liberal tears on my pillow TM.
SniffPillow... infused with the scent of a small child. Endorsed by Biden itself!
And, his son, Hunter! You know, the thing!
Yet another article to double check for Babylon Bee byline.
Let 'em do it. The left can't run shit without government subsidies. Fast road to failure. Will be fun to watch.
DirtyPillows®
Good luck with that. People on welfare don't buy expensive pillows.
What a fucking loser.
Nothing easier than starting a brand new red ocean business. Who knows, building a business might actually make him a republican.
I mean, there is nothing prevents him from doing that.
Pancake nipple pillow, for legate
Sleeping on a bag of dildos doesn't sound very comfortable, but I'm also not in their target market.
Run a better business? I thought they were socialists lol.
Shouldn't their pillow brand be a non profit, with pillows costing exactly what production alone costs?
If course not. All of the "socialists" want to be rich lol.
LOL, that retard can barely spell his own name!
I didn't need any new pillows, but now I've got to smother a hogg.
I like Dirty Pillows
Your shitty commie pillows are gonna suck. Can't make good pillows with communism.
I mean, recent history is full of businesses that began with a progressive model, and then closed because they couldn't sustain it.
But good luck to you. Maybe being a business owner will wake him up to the realities of progressive positions.
I look forward to shoplifting your product.