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FRENS 80 points ago +80 / -0

PillowBiters®

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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x-irradiance 9 points ago +9 / -0

#MePillow

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Here_we_go 8 points ago +8 / -0

$5 says PillowHogg for his gf's bull's hog.

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SaintAK 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking BitersRUs but you kinda beat me to it...

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn it! Thats the first thing I thought of seeing this sissys post. I can see the logo now.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 31 points ago +31 / -0

"Our Pillow is twice as expensive, and half as full, but you'll sleep better anyway, knowing your purchase bought an identical Our Pillow for someone in need, who promptly sold it for a gram of crack."

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Elvathelion [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hunter!

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bigmikespen15 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's Designed in America (made in China)

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Knight1_of_Sunset 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hate it when the manufacturer attempts to do that.

Is it really that hard to produce stuff in the USA?

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now with less than 5% used needle content.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Cry-in-My Pillow?

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FetchQuestTroll 20 points ago +20 / -0

I heard they are going to start with two different styles, the CryPillow and the PillowBiter. You can quote me on that

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Hombre_Trainee 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mike Lindell is one step ahead of you, maybe two. https://patriots.win/p/11SKLNLkQ4/babylon-bee--our-pillow/c/

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fortunately, the domestic manufacturing of pillows is difficult enough to get into that they stand less than zero chances of success. Should they want to import them from Chynah - good luck with the increased shipping costs! Cost them a cool 10Gs to move a single container into the US - PLUS the tariffs. ROFL.

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Elvathelion [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

There might be something in the COVID Relief Bill to help out minority Pillow Entrepreneurs like Hogg.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 7 points ago +7 / -0

oh yes, our less fortunate porcine brothers and sisters need a fair shake, LOL.

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walls4america 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the Chinese bedbugs in the pillows will add extra weight in shipping costs.

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Sky_RPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are going to bulk order a load of pillows from some cheap AliExpress store. Brand them in some soyboy way. Sellout the first batch to their sycophant twitter followers who will buy them regardless of quality. Claim victory and prance about how easy it is to build a company. Then walk away having accomplished nothing and built nothing sustainable.

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walls4america 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the Chinese bedbugs in the pillows will add extra weight in shipping costs.

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KuhlooKuhlay 13 points ago +13 / -0

We're approaching unprecedented levels of ghey..... brace yourselves, felllas.

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Imransgarage 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. What total butthurt losers.

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe AssPillow as a name then?

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iamnotademocra3 13 points ago +13 / -0

GIMME YOUR PILLOW-----the BLM version

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Lurkers4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lindell's business is carried by his charismatic abilities. I can still hear his way of talking from the last mypillow ad I've heard, and I haven't watched tv in a long time. Hogg certainly has a rocky road to climb.

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PoohClimbsTrees 10 points ago +10 / -0

Isn't LeGate the pepperoni nipple guy?

The hog is teaming up with the pepperoni?

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ObongoForPrison2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Knowing Hogg, he’ll fill the pillows with cocks so that he can always have his face buried in them.

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Throwaway_Test 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hogg is still milking that school shooting? Wow....... Doesn't he brandish artificial penises at political rallies? Maybe he will include on with each purchase of his pillows. Most importantly, his "progressive" company is going to get into the marketplace, compete, succeed, and be profitable? Isn't that capitalism????????

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KeepingAmericaGreat 8 points ago +8 / -0

We also hope to hire formerly [incarcerated] people, vets and the workers from my pillow in the case we put them out of business but we need to work out the logistics more on production and stuff.

David Hogg, Harvard undergrad

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NicklePickle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their slogan “soft as a feather, just like us”

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zooty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Make sure to fill them with feathims as well as feathers.

I hope this is not just a larp. It'll be great entertainment.

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Elvathelion [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

feazirs?

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entwickelnden 7 points ago +7 / -0

maybe they'll actually learn something. my guess is they will be propped up by angel investors while they run negative.

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Ys20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Community pillow!

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Elvathelion [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

CCP for short!

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Ys20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha yes!!!

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ToTheRescues 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine having TDS so bad that you start a pillow company

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NotMyGovernor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now that they've already got the system to suppress their competition

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loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

The need to call it The Biter

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’d make a fortune selling Daisy Hogg girlfriend pillows to incels and cucks.

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jigglyp33n 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do to them what we did to hedge funds.

Buy and return, repeatedly, even if return shipping costs.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

It better be $50 minimum wage, all solar powered, trannies and negros everywhere.

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crazyjackel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like fine, that is why the free market exists. Have no clue who this David Hogg is, but in order to get back at Mike Lindell, for idk, existing and believing in voter fraud, he's going to have to learn about economics. If he is a raging socialist, hope that this changes his mind on some shit when he is the guy having to sell stuff and choose how much to pay his employees.

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nanowerx 4 points ago +4 / -0

His girlfriends bull has been complaining about horrible sleep after railing her every night. The hogg had to do something about it!

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Scuffers 4 points ago +4 / -0

remind me who William LeGate is?

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NvCrone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pizza nipples.

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepperoni nipples

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MAGAsJustBegun 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't wait to try out their Chinese made, Uighur Muslim produced cotton pillows!

Slave made pillows make you feel good, knowing you're using them to profit to find democrats to make the world a better place.

In all honesty, why aren't we getting congressmen to demand we pass a bill in which USA cannot do business with countries that use slave labor?

I feel like the majority of Americans could agree with this sentiment.

We shouldn't do business with countries that have hundreds of thousands of slaves, should we?

FYI, we never abolished slavery. We just exported it..

African slavery is still alive and well.

While the black virtue signalers buy Nike shoes to express how oppressed they are, actual slaves are producing it for them, who are actually oppressed.

Bring it upon yourselves to tell your liberal friends and family that if they purchase goods from these brands, they personally support slavery. And that they are terrible people for doing so, knowing that slaves make their shit.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silly.your Congress no longer needs to listen to you and they know it.

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TwoBallCureAll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is going to fund the venture?

TITillow

Tits by day, pillow bi night.

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WTF71 3 points ago +3 / -0

CommiePillow. David Hogg's masked fucking face in his profile incites feelings of violence. Just sayin'.

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Sgtt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, your broke ass liberal friends will buy just one. We buy 20 at a time just to support our own. F****** noob.

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TrueRedWhiteandBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese Communist Pillow

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FloridaACguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal tears on my pillow TM.

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mechdork 2 points ago +2 / -0

SniffPillow... infused with the scent of a small child. Endorsed by Biden itself!

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Elvathelion [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

And, his son, Hunter! You know, the thing!

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A_Little_White_Duck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet another article to double check for Babylon Bee byline.

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let 'em do it. The left can't run shit without government subsidies. Fast road to failure. Will be fun to watch.

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swab_my_ass_china 2 points ago +2 / -0

DirtyPillows®

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Conservativechick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck with that. People on welfare don't buy expensive pillows.

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maga_mama_757 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a fucking loser.

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Sky_RPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing easier than starting a brand new red ocean business. Who knows, building a business might actually make him a republican.

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, there is nothing prevents him from doing that.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pancake nipple pillow, for legate

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sleeping on a bag of dildos doesn't sound very comfortable, but I'm also not in their target market.

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Run a better business? I thought they were socialists lol.

Shouldn't their pillow brand be a non profit, with pillows costing exactly what production alone costs?

If course not. All of the "socialists" want to be rich lol.

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HarrisonBergeron 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, that retard can barely spell his own name!

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't need any new pillows, but now I've got to smother a hogg.

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Power 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like Dirty Pillows

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don_elbowdrop_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your shitty commie pillows are gonna suck. Can't make good pillows with communism.

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Horkers4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, recent history is full of businesses that began with a progressive model, and then closed because they couldn't sustain it.

But good luck to you. Maybe being a business owner will wake him up to the realities of progressive positions.

I look forward to shoplifting your product.