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jda70 82 points ago +83 / -1

Love the picture. Looks just like it.

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Hanging_Chad 16 points ago +16 / -0

It looks very healthy

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thunderpussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't all the left have that washed out near death pallor and personal hygiene, or lack thereof?

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its brushing its teeth with motor oli

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 58 points ago +58 / -0

The resemblance is uncanny.

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hollow_fang 30 points ago +30 / -0

Have you ever seen them in the same room?

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 17 points ago +17 / -0

This has been officially preboonked, so I’m gonna circle around so I can deboonk.

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DisbandTheCIA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmfao Snopes will be all over it soon

FACT CHECK: BIDEN’S HEALTH SECRETARY IS NOT THE FICTIONAL BATMAN VILLAIN KNOWN AS “PENGUIN”

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fusreedah 9 points ago +9 / -0

THE CLAIM: Biden's health secretary is DC supervillain The Penguin and dolphins are just gay sharks.

THE FACTS: Although Biden's health secretary is indeed Oswald Cobblepott AKA the Penguin, dolphins are placental mammals while sharks are cartilaginous fish. Furthermore, the Southern Poverty Law Center finds that the term 'supervillain' has undertones of white supremacy that can be damaging to bird-mammal members of the interspecies community.

OUR RATING: Pants on fire!

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mostly False

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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ImVoting4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit, I was looking at OP thinking it was a photoshop.

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RedPillMAGALegend 6 points ago +6 / -0

The resemblance is a tranny u mean?🤣🤣🤣

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HyperCarbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a monster.

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +3 / -1

I 100% thought the thumbnail was actually a picture of her.

In fact, I'm still not convinced this isn't her

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MarcelMulder 3 points ago +3 / -0

'it'

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, the real one has a snazzy scarf to cover up his manly Adam's 🍎

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Jimbo115 20 points ago +20 / -0

Batman is CANCELLED. He hates Trans penguins!

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T_DforTrump2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Saw the thumbnail of the pick, and knew who the title was going to he about. Put my phone down to laugh in case I dropped it. Well fucking done!

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across32 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chuck Schumer isn't Biden's health secretary though...

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bigdickhangsright 13 points ago +13 / -0

This pic is Jerry Nadler

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T_DforTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's that icon next to your name?

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loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Means there was an edit on the text

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh that denotes an edited comment

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T_DforTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohhh. Had no idea. Thanks, bud.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

👍

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lovemylibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chuck Shumer's Penguin doppelganger is Burgess Meredith.

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giantrabbit1 9 points ago +9 / -0

TRANNY for health secretary??

XIDEN is out of his mind.

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Cuomorbidities 8 points ago +8 / -0

What I wanna know is since he hired J. Mascis as Asst. Health Secretary, does that mean no more Dinosaur Jr. tours??

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/J-mascis.jpg

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Off topic, but is that a Jaguar or a Mustang? I bought a Fender Jaguar Johnny Marr special edition a couple years ago to entice me to get back into playing. It’s in the case right now, I really outta start spending serious time with it. I always get those 2 models mixed up, but the red Jag that I’ve got is amazing.

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TheNorthRembers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s his Squier J Mascis Jazzmaster. Great guitar, raw PUs, really enjoy mine.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, honestly I wasn’t even aware of this model somehow. What’s your amp of choice? My favorite is a ‘65 Princeton Reverb, they also make a ‘68 reissue but I liked the ‘65 a little bit better. I like smaller amps where you can play at a comfortable volume and still get a smooth, warm breakup.

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TheNorthRembers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally agree on smaller amps. I really like the Blues Jr. Usually use my Hot Rod Deluxe with a Lion Tamer to keep the paint on the walls. Anything with EL84s or 6L6 tubes makes me smile. Princeton is on my list I’m a little jealous! Never understood the Jazzmaster until I got one, great platform.

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Donker 6 points ago +6 / -0

You need to put a shitpost flair on stuff like this lol, because this is something they would literally say

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Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago +4 / -0

I legit have a hard time figuring these things out.

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almond_activator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know they didn't say it, because it's the truth.

An umbrella does fuck-all to protect you from the lab-made Chinese bio-terrorism agent known in the vernacular as 'The China Virus'.

Wrapping your face in a half-dozen pieces of cotton does fuck-all to protect you from the lab-made Chinese bio-terrorism agent known in the vernacular as 'The China Virus'.

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Donker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last month:

"MASKS WORK! STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION, BIGOT!"

This month:

"Yeah, masks work. You need like 3 of them... maybe 4 idk, but stop spreading lies, bigot"

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is highly insulting to Danny DeVito.

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Donger-Lord2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck that commie cuck.

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wolfnuoth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Considering that his name can be shortened to dick why are we supprised

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks a lot like Jerry Nadler.

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dubler6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like it’s lost some weight.

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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oswald Trannypot

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ViolettFem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, we're up to 4 masks now? :D

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mikejones 3 points ago +3 / -0

COVID stats are going down. They are done over reporting.

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LiskaEman 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's just an insult to poor Oswald! lol

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

tRuSt tHe uMbReLLa sCiEnCe

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FISHEAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

"IT" SUKS

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, this gem cuts with a sharp knife.

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Furshezil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna have to circle the bowl.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be honest, this is a better look for Levine.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not listening to a thing that creature says.

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pursuitoftruth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

The man is right. Umbrellas do offer the same protection.

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would say Danny is more passable as a woman in this photo than Dick Levine is.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

I played this stinkin' country, like a harp from hell!

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NoGulag4Me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well the freak is right on one score - both have zero effect on the transmission of airborne viruses - unless one is coughing and sneezing - in which case a few studies have showed some positive effect slightly outside of the statistical noise.

In other words - they are both useless.

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T_WIN_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

So not very effective. Your getting drops all over your lower body and the occasional splash in the face.

Edit: Opening your umbrella when you get out of your car prevents 50% of droplets from touching you.. compares to putting your mask on before you go in somewhere (actually worse because you re use it and put it in and out of pocket)

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Insanejub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh wow... So, I guess they want to 'fix' a problem caused by government overreach, with more government overreach!

This xim/xer sure is on a whole other level of genius!

....perhaps they are so genius, that they are in fact.... retarded?

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s ASSISTANT MA’AM to you! 😂🤡

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warlord1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jerry Nadler

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't tell truth from fiction anymore

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excuse me, but i believe it's umbrello now

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cholulaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Belly laughs when I saw this

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FUJIMO_1977 1 point ago +1 / -0

I swear this thing is a joke. I really think its career was doing terribly and it thought, I'll just go full trans and then I can compete with real men.

Looks completely like a holloween costume

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Nyy817 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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paramour 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOLZ! 🤣

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TrumpFarren 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pic is accurate AF!

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UCLA_freethinker 1 point ago +1 / -0

The diddler

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JohnParker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pillows. You need to strap pillows to your face, and maybe to your anus to.

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barefootozark 1 point ago +1 / -0

ohhh... she's hot!

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MajorClark 1 point ago +2 / -1

Best photo I've ever seen of the guy.

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Jane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh dear

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yeoman3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Rachel is pregnant.

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GregToday 1 point ago +1 / -0

MK-Ultra??

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TangerineShine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

I thought I was the only person who saw the resemblance

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