i know this is a joke, but for all the pedes out there thinking of doing something cute: there's something called "frivolous tax arguments" that are a gigantic red flag for the IRS.
right now, the IRS is so understaffed yet full of retarded affirmative action hires that they literally can't catch anybody doing shit anymore. but what they can do is nail you to the fucking wall if you ever try a smartass "i'm not gonna pay taxes because <longass rant and list of grievances>. so go ahead and fudge your mileage, tell them you're head of a household, have a few failed "businesses" that you "lose money" on, tell them you donated a few thousand to charity. whatever. just don't do a wesley snipes because they will fuck you up for it.
If you get in the spotlight they'll come after you. They are vindictive and care nothing for the laws of the land as long as they can harass, intimidate, and make your life miserable.
Hahah. No but you can claim 300 million dependents now though
Baaaammmmm!!
100 billion dead dependents if we can claim everyone who has ever lived
Well they vote democrat anyhow so I guess that works!
I wonder if you could prove that your vote was stolen, then you'd be able to claim no representation lol
i know this is a joke, but for all the pedes out there thinking of doing something cute: there's something called "frivolous tax arguments" that are a gigantic red flag for the IRS.
right now, the IRS is so understaffed yet full of retarded affirmative action hires that they literally can't catch anybody doing shit anymore. but what they can do is nail you to the fucking wall if you ever try a smartass "i'm not gonna pay taxes because <longass rant and list of grievances>. so go ahead and fudge your mileage, tell them you're head of a household, have a few failed "businesses" that you "lose money" on, tell them you donated a few thousand to charity. whatever. just don't do a wesley snipes because they will fuck you up for it.
If you get in the spotlight they'll come after you. They are vindictive and care nothing for the laws of the land as long as they can harass, intimidate, and make your life miserable.
You will also never be out of that spotlight.
DID ANYONE WORK?
Just file "exempt"
Yes!
How to file taxes:
File an extension.
Or not.
Depends on how you are feeling.
Don't pay them.
There's your help.
If only there was a way to stop them from taking their cut before getting a paycheck
There is. It’s called dependents. The more you claim the less they take out in your check and the smaller the refund at the end. Try 5.
We have ours adjusted so we never get any money back at end of yr.