i know this is a joke, but for all the pedes out there thinking of doing something cute: there's something called "frivolous tax arguments" that are a gigantic red flag for the IRS.

right now, the IRS is so understaffed yet full of retarded affirmative action hires that they literally can't catch anybody doing shit anymore. but what they can do is nail you to the fucking wall if you ever try a smartass "i'm not gonna pay taxes because <longass rant and list of grievances>. so go ahead and fudge your mileage, tell them you're head of a household, have a few failed "businesses" that you "lose money" on, tell them you donated a few thousand to charity. whatever. just don't do a wesley snipes because they will fuck you up for it.