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I hate being a teenager
posted ago by Mattrocksalot ago by Mattrocksalot +43 / -0

Literally every girl my age that I'm comfortable dating 18-24 is a liberal

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– Grindelwald 10 points ago +11 / -1

Laugh, lie and use a condom.

Don't lie. Just laugh and make her laugh, but still use a condom she may be crazy.

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– CanadaDidPearlHarbor 8 points ago +8 / -0

I used to say it won’t kill you to pretend to be a democrat for a few nights but now that lying is considered rape, be fucking careful

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– Mattrocksalot [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

can say i sexually identify as a woman then I cant be a rapist

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– CanadaDidPearlHarbor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smart idea. That way you make her a bigot if she tries any shit

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– lefty295 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you identify as they/them (whatever the fuck that is supposed to be), can you cheat on her? Since one of you is with her... and the others are with other chicks.

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– Mattrocksalot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

use it as a way to redpill

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– Grindelwald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, I fixed it.

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