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defiant_liberty 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well it depends. If it was a violent alien intent on destruction, I'd point it to the white house.

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Onemoretime11 5 points ago +6 / -1

I am ashamed that I have only one updoot to give

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden would just welcome them here to destroy us though, like he's already doing.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thinking!

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pokeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why? Trump was all about peace. He could unite us with the aliens

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Ophelia 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn’t even tell it about Washington DC out of embarrassment.

This is very very funny. Thx

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jeffwingersballs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me: it's complicated.

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PraisebetoKEKtoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell them we follow no leader except for God

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Gabbs1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

A former Israeli general, claims that President Trump has been in contact with alien life. Intergalactic beings. Claims that there was an agreement to announce publicly, before the aliens requested to hold off.

Craziness, but the general, who is towards the end of his life, and majorly qualified, swore to it. Said, 'what are they going to do to me now? It's too late'.

So, the aliens already know who our leader is. Easy decision.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I choose to believe this because it's fun.

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Cloudrdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let us not forget our disclosure buddy from the north...

Canada's Former Defence Minister, Hellyer, Claims that Aliens Are Real

https://www.vice.com/da/article/dpkwpa/canadas-former-defence-minister-claims-that-aliens-are-real

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just me and an alien cruising to Florida in a Cadillac convertible.

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Cloudrdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's gotta be pink, right?

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking triple white with bullhorns on the hood, Boss Hogg style.

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wizzolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

D.C. is foreign, enemy land!

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Cloudrdr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude! They KNOW the way!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Trump: Did he come here legally?

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Cyborgpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jokes on you. Government has already been dealing with aliens since the 60s