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Truglow 109 points ago +109 / -0

Sniper fire .

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dayd12134 55 points ago +55 / -0

Democrats sure know how to dip and dive

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Oldguard08 49 points ago +49 / -0

Everyone knows snipers never hit on the first shot bigot 🙄

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ChelseaHubbell 20 points ago +20 / -0

Two shots, maybe one kill was always the snipers motto

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Oldguard08 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 It's like they think it's a bad movie. Snipers cause complete mayhem on the battlefield with minimal material cost but 'they do this by exposing their location by rapid firing' 🤦‍♂️ Too many movies, too many video games create these peoples narratives instead of well documented reality. Fuckers live in their own ideas of grander purely fueled by complete fantasies.

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Unpopular_Opinion 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was "shot" in a studio, overseas.

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CatfishJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

Except Barack who was better at the shuck and jive.

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Barack-Obama2 12 points ago +12 / -0

The boys at the farm call me Bend Over Barry.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barrack Obottom bitch

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Chosimbaone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Serpentine! SERPENTINE!

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BaldyGull 2 points ago +2 / -0

He had help from big Mike.

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Here_we_go 45 points ago +45 / -0

Hillary enters the chat

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BannedbyRed 14 points ago +14 / -0

Seriously? Biden is saying that lie again?

Or wait was it Clinton who made that claim

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Truglow 13 points ago +13 / -0

That was Hillary dodging the fake sniper fire.

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snuggs316 9 points ago +9 / -0

i need to wake up a lil more and have another halfa mug of covfefe latte...but i swear that you wrote, "sniper fi". my brain apparently couldln't decide between sniper and semper.

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CatfishJack 9 points ago +9 / -0

If it was semper fi the shot wouldn’t have missed.

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cusp-of-carabelli 5 points ago +5 / -0

You said it, Man. The poster who said "two shots, maybe one kill" dealt with Army snipers. Marine snipers have always been One Shot, One Kill.

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TruthyBrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communist defector Lee Harvey Oswald has entered the chat.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, got to it before I did. Take the upvote.

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Blndhairylegs 93 points ago +93 / -0

hes a senile old man telling stories. soon he will be talking about his childhood and looking for the wife he had killed

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unclebobinator 38 points ago +38 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude

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Skogin 8 points ago +9 / -1

If you used pomade in your hair,

you had to wear a bathing cap.

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

No running around my pool, Esther Williams.

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stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not going to give him that much credit. He is a senile old man who is lying because it's as ingrained a habit as breathing is to you and I. These are not stories and yarn, these are flat out lies that he repeats on purpose.

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Maga2020Maga2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

His wife found out Joe was cheating on him as well as abusing their children.

She pulled out in front of the car with her children in her car to escape Joe.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has been my theory as well. She didn't know how to protect her children from Joe the molester and tried to destroy the family in order to save them from him

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CHEMST 2 points ago +2 / -0

On golf courses?

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MyAR15 66 points ago +66 / -0

Well, it's not like he's president or anything. Walk it off. Happens in Chicago all the time.

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Onemoretime11 12 points ago +12 / -0

lulz

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Wierzfe 50 points ago +51 / -1

Too bad they missed.

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GlobalPatriotism 3 points ago +3 / -0

He imagines that he was shot at, we can imagine the fake snipers didn't miss. lol

I wonder how many people would pay for a video game where you can hunt down politicians and liberals lol Maybe like a GTA

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Wierzfe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guns Akimbo comes to mind...

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Tenspot20 28 points ago +28 / -0

Closer To Home

Was Hillary there? I know she too lied about being shot at overseas.

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Onemoretime11 8 points ago +8 / -0

hillary probably pulled the trigger

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Gopher 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was Cumala.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

That cunt definitely takes shots.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, she started the lie, so..

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to wonder why people who are shot at all the time don't want to own guns.

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PepePinochet 25 points ago +26 / -1

Video?

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unclebobinator 29 points ago +29 / -0

So he forgot he walked back the claim when he originally made it?

Dementia Joe

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operatorstorm712 7 points ago +7 / -0

He forgets a lot of stuff these days. He forgets that he forgot that he forgets that he plagiarizes...things.

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HuggableBear 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is my favorite part

Biden aides offered in his defense in 2007 three examples of when Biden allegedly came under fire in Iraq, including one instance inside the Green Zone in 2005 when a mortar was fired nearby while Biden and another senator were shaving. He said it rattled the building, but not so much that he felt the need to duck for cover.

So one of their instances of "being shot at" was when our own forces fired a mortar in the other direction.

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ChelseaHubbell 14 points ago +14 / -0

This fucking guy...I hate him so much

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Shinygoldenballs 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Biden aides" are really gaseous shapeshifting demons farted from chief shapeshifter Harris's sulpher drenched cooch.

I feel sorry for the dead human hosts mostly.

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Spez_Isacuck 0 points ago +2 / -2

Biden AIDS is a pediatric STD.

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

And they all do this. Hillary, Biden, AOC....everything and I mean everything they say is completely false 100% of the time. They are the Ministry of Truth from 1984.

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Diotima 21 points ago +21 / -0

"shot at" https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-claim-shot-at-overseas

basically Hillary story... lol

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

The guy has nothing original and plagiarizes everything.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is Obama 2.0. Period. Guy never had an original intelligent thought in his life. When people like that rise to the top you know what they did to get there.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like the proverbial turtle on a fence post lol.

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Spez_Isacuck -1 points ago +1 / -2

No, he’s the Senate Minority Leader. Used to be Majority Leader, but he prefers losing.

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humble_kekistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the corn pop story might have been an original fabrication

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure sounds like one. On the other hand it could well be true because he has not repeated it since and we know he repeats his lies over and over eventually.

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deepsurface 1 point ago +1 / -0

You talk in bout jack?

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party12 16 points ago +16 / -0

You may talk about it to perpetuate the fake narrative. It is what Democrats do.

What they do not want is anyone to point out or discuss the lie--they will shut you down and if you find an alternative media, they will shut that down.

If all else fails, The Democrat Machine will step in and try and pass a law to shut you down, claiming they need to protect the country from you (all based on their false narratives to begin with--we had the circular leaks with the FBI, now we have the circular lies and fake news that perpetuate each other).

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

discuss the lie

But they no longer believe in lies and in fact they seem to no longer exist at all. How do I know, "we value truth over facts". Facts are real and truth can be manufactured in a heartbeat so when you believe this, and Biden clearly has said it, then nothing is a lie because you can just think of it as the truth and therefore superior to facts. Example: We believe in truth over fact so we believe in lying more than science and therefore we say we "follow the science" and it's a lie but it's actually true because we just invented a reality. It is twisted and Orwell knew it would happen because he was a Socialist and knew damn well how it works in practice.

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party12 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best is Biden wanting to create a reality czar!!

Most times the fake news comes from government and most times it comes from Democrats. Remember when John Ratcliffe started to give written Intelligence reports to Congress in order to create a paper trail of what congress was being told. Nadler and Schiff repeatedly came out and lied after getting reports.

Once there was a paper trail, it did get somewhat better.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Czars and all these committees of unelected officials on topics that are subjective and have no real answer and now a reality czar (I did hear that). This is really the book 1984 in quick order.

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Cheesecakecrush 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why couldn't they be more accurate tho?

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GeauxTrump20 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have put together the most extensive voter fraud organization the world has ever seen.

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FightingTeuton 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was he with Clinton in Bosnia? Or was that when he was with Brian the ken doll dolt anchor when he was shot at?

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gaijin_ronin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask heels up how many shots she has taken.

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mightiest_m 5 points ago +5 / -0

When was he shot? Is this when he was arrested by the military police in South Africa when he went over to free Nelson Mandela?

(Bet you'd all forgotten about that story with all the other mad bullshit and nonsense lies he comes out with)

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Taupkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Link?

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NotMyGovernor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reichstag fire

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ChuckedIntoAVan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They even had to plagiarize that.

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

He and AOC were under attack by Hessian assassins as they fought with all their hearts to keep the flag from touching the ground.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, as was previously pointed out here, we are not gonna talk about a crackhead in the White House, so....

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BoerboelMummy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently he was shot in the head... missed his brain by 3 feet.

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a liar, and was just plagiarizing Hillary Clinton but also missed the memo that she lied as well.

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Blacktalon 2 points ago +2 / -0

can we find out who did it so I can buy em a beer?

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CatfishJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of sniper misses when the whole world is counting on them. I guess it was probably the same one who missed Hillary when she dodged sniper fire.

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he had been shot at by Americans instead of his friends, he wouldn't live to talk about it.

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Peachykeen76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today is the day. Talk to your loved ones about signs of dementia.

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm assuming the fuckers missed or I would've heard about it by now

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Him and Hillary were in the same chopper I presume?

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Christineblaseyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are definitely not going to talk about it...

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jimonalimb 1 point ago +1 / -0

BTW, has Biden been on AF1 yet since being installed?

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kobe525z 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden has a stutter guys that’s all it is

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden uses plausible deniability when he is caught in a lie, "Oh I just left out one word that would have clarified what I meant. That was my only mistake." Months later he will omit the same word and tell the same lie. "Oh darn, I guess I'm getting old aren't I, forgot that word again." He has told the same lies over and over again for 50 years and nobody knows, nobody talks about anymore ever since he was VP. Prior to that he was regularly called out for being a moron and a liar. I say if he wants to be a war hero so bad we need to make that dream come true for him but he will need a VP to go along for support and probably Speaker of the house too to mix all the drinks.

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MrStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon, man! He's just plagiarizing from the Reagan autobiography.

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lolzor21 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not hearing him saying he was shot at like hillary, am I deaf?

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not out of the realm of possibility. He's a piece of shit and people like to shoot at said pieces of shit.

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rangoon03 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if Trump said this. EVERYONE would be talking about it..mostly "He's probably lying but if not I wish they didn't miss LOL"

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Unapologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry he missed and I'd like to shake his hand?

But next time he takes the shoe he needs to make sure he has a partner lined up on Harris already.

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Patriotparty1971 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kris "Tonto" Paronto enters the room

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Friar_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ditched streamable for gab. Watch it if you haven't seen it.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/064/501/461/original/8187bf92a88b263b.mp4

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LaptopfromHELL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh GOOD THING they missed....

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SWAGLORDX1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow joe - so you think that because (you claim) a mortar landed somewhere in the GREEN ZONE (a 3.9 square mile facility) you were under attack?

You think that because your aircraft deployed flares you were under attack?

Well shit battle buddy, I guess you and I pretty much have the same experience in the war. Why don't you add some combat stripes and ribbons to that presidential jacket to let the world know that you are "one of us".

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ChuckedIntoAVan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a lying dog faced pony soldier I tell ya! No malarkey! C’Mon, man!

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bosnian.

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mytummyhurts 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's confusing that time he went with Hunter to the hood to pick up some crack.

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CHEMST 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fortunately, he was able to hide under Hillary's skirt.

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deepsurface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck piss test jack and his weasely lies. He needs to crawl back up AJ asshole.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Serbian snipers are everywhere, seems like.

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pokeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was it Corn Pop?