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Blndhairylegs 93 points ago +93 / -0

hes a senile old man telling stories. soon he will be talking about his childhood and looking for the wife he had killed

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unclebobinator 38 points ago +38 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude

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Skogin 8 points ago +9 / -1

If you used pomade in your hair,

you had to wear a bathing cap.

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

No running around my pool, Esther Williams.

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stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not going to give him that much credit. He is a senile old man who is lying because it's as ingrained a habit as breathing is to you and I. These are not stories and yarn, these are flat out lies that he repeats on purpose.

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Maga2020Maga2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

His wife found out Joe was cheating on him as well as abusing their children.

She pulled out in front of the car with her children in her car to escape Joe.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has been my theory as well. She didn't know how to protect her children from Joe the molester and tried to destroy the family in order to save them from him

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CHEMST 2 points ago +2 / -0

On golf courses?