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SliceOFriedGold 14 points ago +14 / -0

So what i gathered was this:

  1. if you're inside your home, don't open the door. Talk through the door, say leave your card, my lawyer will contact you.

  2. if you're in your yard, ask for their card and tell him your lawyer will contact them. Say nothing else. Go inside immediately.

Is that about right?

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Kpstyles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clear and concise. Thanks

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DeeDay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not trying to be a dick to Siteless_Vagrant and I do appreciate his time into this. However, this is super important information that the entire country should know.

A 30 second "Public Service Announcement" on social media would spread like wildfire!!! It would also put the Fed's on notice that Americans are prepared in this fashion so some jackass brown shirt doesn't pull the trigger when homeowners are just trying to defer to their lawyers.

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SliceOFriedGold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe there are some graphic design plans lawpedes in here who could help pull it together. This sort of crap keeps me up at night. I know I'm not the only one.

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sleepinggiant 13 points ago +14 / -1

No, ask for a warrant, if they d9nt have one tell them to have a nice day amd close the door.

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de9ebkmd7 12 points ago +12 / -0

close the door

DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!

Opening the door lets them literally put their foot in the door and "see a weapon" that they need to secure for their own safety of course. You can easily speak through a door.

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Analog1221 7 points ago +7 / -0

You’re too kind. I told my family, ask if they have a warrant. If they say no, tell them to get the fuck off my property and slam the door.

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Alpha_Lemming 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're gonna say you said and did a bunch of shit you didn't, anyway....

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uho-vlad 9 points ago +10 / -1

Russian joke. Knocking on the door - who is there? the answer is the KGB.. The question is, what do you want? The question is how many of you? - the answer is two... So talk to yourself!

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sentient-potato 8 points ago +8 / -0

The KGB knocked. The Stasi broke the door down in the middle of the night. Kind of like no-knocks.

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Cesare_Borgia 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they're knocking tell em to go away

If they have something they'll be doing more than knocking.

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DeeDay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good 22 minute video that could have been done in 6-7 minutes.

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Dallasguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I call it "YouTubing" when someone takes 20 minutes to get to the point.

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Siteless_Vagrant [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

If it weren't for those damned meddling chickens....

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DeeDay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's some options: Chicken Noodle Soup, Chicken Cordon Bleu, BBQ Chicken, Fried Chicken, Grilled Chili Rubbed Chicken

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Luvs_2_Bop 5 points ago +5 / -0

this shit is infuriating

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I know exactly what to do! Same thing I'll do to all fucking traitors to the United States Of America!!

Broward County, Florida!

Know Your Enemy

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