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DudePlayingaDude 3 points ago +4 / -1

I wish I had a private jet that ran on polar bear and baby seal fat. I'd fly around the sky making dick contrails all day.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean "chemtrails." 😉

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DudePlayingaDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haaaaaaaaaaa! I chortled, lol.