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midgetpornrocks 99 points ago +102 / -3

Powers include:

  • Building a protective wall from attacks, especially from aliens
  • Generating salt from the tears of his enemies
  • Grabbing enemies by their pussies and causing mental breakdowns and emotional distress

Also adding:

Weakness:

  • Ice cream, can't have just 1 scoop
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Superpeded 41 points ago +41 / -0

You forgot inciting erections 🍆🍆🍆

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Chaospyke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where is the full comic of this?

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Seanp12 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not the same comic, but look up My Hero MAGAdemia.

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Rusty520 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus MAGA ! ! !

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NeonKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure it was a one-panel drawing.

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iDrankTheCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are looking for sex? Well, it's either male or female. Hope this helps.

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iDrankTheCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boy have a peepee and girls have a vagana.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Able to live in minds rent free!

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ViolettFem 5 points ago +5 / -0

AHHAHA Mind ConTROLL

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know what I expected, but this certainly fit the description.

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Americanapplepie 39 points ago +39 / -0

Nicely done Pede!

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Conservative_Girl [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Tyty 😀

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Coldbyte 21 points ago +21 / -0

Awesome! Still friends? Lol

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Conservative_Girl [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah, lol he actually thought it was funny

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Coldbyte 12 points ago +13 / -1

That’s good. First thoughts were probably ‘wtf did she do’

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MAGAlikeLINCOLN 17 points ago +18 / -1

Hair too long, otherwise perfect human specimen.

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RememberKosciuszko 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's going Super Saiyan 3 bro!

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

To suggest a caricature of Trump wouldn't include long flowing golden locks is some kind of blasphemy. Next you are going to suggest he is too buff.

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Smudgerator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d like to see a longer necktie.

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Hullohoomans 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bullshit. It's majestic af.

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DrStinkNuts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Didn't know people still played that game or the servers were still even live

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Conservative_Girl [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve been playing since beta. It’s still really active

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axrevolutionai 9 points ago +9 / -0

Convince me to jump back in? I was super active through March 2012 then stopped when I got busy meeting my wife

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Conservative_Girl [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

A lot has changed since then. They give weekly bonuses on marks and stuff to help new players catch up and there are tons of new dlc’s

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Conservative_Girl [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve been playing since Beta. Too many years to give up now lol. It’s still really active

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up “sunk cost fallacy”. But no judgment, you do you.

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SlumberBalu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck! I wouldnt mind getting lifted up by this bad boy friend a burning building, hopefully from the capitol, once the fachistic dictator biden and hitler harris get what they deserve!

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd like to see him lift everyone who defrauded the election into prison.

That was one thing I liked about the Christopher Reeve Superman movie universe...he always hauled Lex Luthor back to prison. No arraignment, no trial...just straight to prison. And the guards were all "Oh hey Superman, we'll take over from here."

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coldredpill 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love you.

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tombombadil86 5 points ago +7 / -2

He's not your friend if he opposes a man who trying to make your life better.

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Conservative_Girl [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’ve tried to red pill him but he’s a hardcore dem. I try not to let politics come in between my friendships, he knows not to say anything disrespectful about Trump around me.

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Politicalinmemeonly 12 points ago +12 / -0

We should all have friends that disagree on things.

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tombombadil86 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can you be friends with summertime who supports a political ideology that wants to ruin your life?

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadness

Just had to do it.

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Scungette 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best President Ever Man!

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Trumpsmydaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

THE BEST!!!!

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

A+ trolling. I love it.

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Usemypronouns 3 points ago +3 / -0

omg that's hilarious

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Azure_Comet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was he a good sport about it?

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Conservative_Girl [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, it's Wall Might!

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ApparentlyAssumption 3 points ago +3 / -0

DC Universe was one of my favorite games for a couple years. Really great and underrated.

I would go back but there is just so much content I don't want to go thru

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Conservative_Girl [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They give away free cr skips to end game every so often. If you ever come back add me and I’ll help. My name on the game is Barbie

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Politicalinmemeonly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, you are a legend for this.

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GetWokeGetBroke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glorious mane!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lots of big-dick energy there

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Agent_86 3 points ago +3 / -0

You really should take a look at City of Heroes. Great game.

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Trouble07 2 points ago +2 / -0

City of heroes is back?!

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Agent_86 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been back for over a year. https://forums.homecomingservers.com/ I'm on the excelisor server. In game global name is @Ionmatrix2 maybe see you there? Peace.

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LadyOfLorien 1 point ago +1 / -0

The source code got leaked.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful!

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j3llyr0ll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagining if Trump had a sweet mullet like that.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hah. Nicely done

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45forever9999 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epic! 👍

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ohHELLno 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck yeah.

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DArtist51 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are a good friend to help him out this way!

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outlaw 2 points ago +3 / -1

lol

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate my never Trumper friend. He is not a fren. No non-frens allowed.

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s freaking awesome.

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Demokraut_No_More 2 points ago +2 / -0

Master troll.

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like our Lion maned GEOTUS. Elite work Fren. Your buddy is overjoyed no doubt hehe!!!

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Strongocho 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is amazing

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Esodo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have thought about giving this game a shot since it was announced. How did it turn out?

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Conservative_Girl [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s alot of grinding but if you make good friends it’s easy with their help.

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Elvathelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Um, that's a hate crime and cyber bullying.

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RadMaxBTD 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL... Now go and burn down his Minecraft commune

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WearsNightcap 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is amazing. LOL

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Joeythebomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

haven’t logged into wow for this newest expansion even though i bought it awhile ago. my main is a hunter named Buildthawall and i made him all the way back in march of 2016.

but now with all this liberal power-hungry craziness going on, i’m thinking if i logged in on my hunter, it’ll be just a matter of time before i’m reported and suspended lol

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LadyOfLorien 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck DCU. City of Heroes is back, bitches.

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would still have been a funny without the "story", you know....

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CantStumpTheTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should have let him experience what its like. Left him in a public highly populated area so he can see the type of response it invokes; which would likely include a banning of his account.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta be honest, I didn't even know that DC Universe was still a thing. And I'm a gamer.

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StayhumanMe 1 point ago +2 / -1

...i have no idea how your friend didn't see that coming.

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CardinalR451 1 point ago +1 / -0

2100's President Donald Washington Lincoln Mypillow Owens-Trump of the Very Stable Geniusoracy.

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Tendrath 1 point ago +2 / -1

You should have deleted it. Biden voters are the enemy.

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