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Coldbyte 93 points ago +94 / -1

That’s why you run a sprinkler system in your yard that is filled with white gas and a gun loaded with tracers.

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Coldbyte 28 points ago +28 / -0

Make those fuckers regret showing up. LOL. Thats what stimulus money is for.

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USMC1775Nov10 13 points ago +13 / -0

That’s genius

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sfcvip 2 points ago +2 / -0

seconding this... I'll steal the idea though for my yard :-)

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Trump2024 14 points ago +14 / -0

Make sure you have several balloons with a 50/50 mixture of acetylene and helium floating around your yard. They're nature's original flash bangs.

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FetchQuestTroll 6 points ago +6 / -0

Garden gnomes packed with tannerite!

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Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

You see that stupid dude that almost got decapitated shooting a fridge or was it a car filled with tannerite.

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donaldthrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ah blew mah leg off!"

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Coldbyte 2 points ago +2 / -0

God forbid you mow over one. KeK

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ncstaterepted 2 points ago +3 / -1

I need to know. Is the white gas so they can't see you, but you can see where your rounds are going because the tracers burn through the gas?

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NinjaPlease 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s white .... that means it works !

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only those tracing rounds weren't at the bottom of the lake. Sigh.