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posted ago by DudePlayingaDude ago by DudePlayingaDude +14 / -0

I'm converting to Islam since

a: I'm now a terroreeeeeeeeeest

and

b: Islam is a protected class.

The way I figure it, its a win/win, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ConsrvspkgNJ 1 point ago +2 / -1

I do not find fucking goats anywhere near appealing.....

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DudePlayingaDude [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I propose a new sect of Islam. With no goat fucking. Praise be unto Allah SnackBar!