posted ago by RatioInvictus ago by RatioInvictus +8 / -0

If you can't handle crazy bullshit and disappointment, you're not prepared for online dating. True story: this last week, I got on the phone with what looked like a nice girl, only to have her inform me (I shit you not) that "space isn't real..." and the "Earth is just flat, hanging in the Firmament..." and "the Sun is a lot closer than they say..." and "the Moon is just gas, like a cloud...," and then she got mad at me for asking questions (seasons, tides, star constellations, etc).

And that crazy bitch STILL sounded more sane than AOC, Pelosi, Jackson-Lee, Schumer, Schiff, Waters, and every single talking head on CNN and MSNBC.

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TightyWhitey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m a woman Pede, and I’ve been online dating for years. I agree. I would rather all of that than someone who voted for Biden, though. Or someone who lives off unemployment.

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RatioInvictus [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost forgot the icing: her job? Night shift at a mental health facility. Monkey Proud of myself for not saying: "Uh, you appear to be on the wrong side of the facility door."

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KimJung-Un 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should marry her. At least you'll have some fun conversations cause the leftists are dumber lol

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RatioInvictus [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Ain't nobody got time for that...