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posted ago by consumptiveballerina ago by consumptiveballerina +631 / -0

With my nice fucking husband and none of our fucking kids. Is that too fucking much to ask??? Apparently it is.

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highenergywinning 21 points ago +21 / -0

What commie state are you in? In NV most restaurants are open. Have to make a rez and wear a face diaper upon entrance but can remove at the table. Ya know, because the china kung flu follows you walking in and to your fable but on e you get to the table youre safe. Whew

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consumptiveballerina [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Virginia. Another state that went red but was stolen from Trump.

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highenergywinning 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow i didnt realize VA was shut down still

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consumptiveballerina [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our governor is a cuck.

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thisisatestof2 15 points ago +15 / -0

I asked a lefty to explain how me sitting a few feet apart from a fried mask less won't spread Bat Flu wile eating but doing the same at home with friends is a "super spreader." I was told to "trust the science."

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me-no-likely2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trust the narrative

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highenergywinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Typical brain dead response

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, for a lot of us bowing to that stupidity is too much.

I try to support the local restaurants with delivery and carry out. But I refuse to follow the mask craziness. I put on a plague doctor mask if I'm in a situation where I'm cornered so that I can at least lampoon it. But that's pretty much it.

Early on, last summer, I went maskless as long and often as I could. But there seemed to be a "turning point" of sorts in my state where you just couldn't do anything without a mask, and then they closed the restaurants again. It turned out the governor was pretty much holding every small business hostage.

Until we have an "Italy" moment, this will continue. We have to do it all at once, en masse: Restaurants, people, etc... we all have to decide at the same time that we're going back to normal. Unelected bureaucrats won't be able to keep up. Police will find something better to do. Payment processors won't be able to ban everybody. Etc.

My sister and I keep talking about how we want to have a spa day to just relax and forget, but that's impossible. I wonder if speakeasy spas will become a thing...🤔

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agree though a third of the country will continue to wear them bc biden and harris tell them to. But we should have a day where we all say no more. What did italy do ? I havent heard this.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the restaurants and small businesses just picked a day and opened. No masks. No BS.

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should def do this

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Thun 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hmm, nice dress, nice restaurant, nice husband, fucking kids?

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consumptiveballerina [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

Hunter Biden has entered the chat.

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SCP0073 5 points ago +5 / -0

You’re fun. Lucky dude.

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borscht-nazi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Twist: OP is a he.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a ballerina tutu

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borscht-nazi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hay nao! Hwo ahrhe we to judge? (with a thick Russian accent)

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SCP0073 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha touché.

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Notchinese 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek!

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EagleI 16 points ago +16 / -0

This shit needs to be said. I can't believe the majority of people are still a) complying but more importantly b) pretending it's all good and normal after a year of being confined.

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SteelMongoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

So does Lindsay Graham.

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otistoole 8 points ago +9 / -1

I still go to restaurants and don't wear a mask. Nice restaurants, idk.

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LegXIII 7 points ago +7 / -0

One word; Florida.

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otistoole 6 points ago +6 / -0

I recently moved back north from Florida. It was basically an apocalyptic hellscape with some nice soothing nature parks

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really. That is interesting because I'm in the north and keep thinking of moving to Florida or somewhere else but I do worry about culture shock. Tell me more if you don't mind.

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived in port richey on the edge of a bad neighborhood and a ritzy one. Every day, I saw more hookers than in the entire rest of my life combined. Among other things. Syringes and shit. The last straw was some maniac neighbor targeting me and the old lady next door for apparently no reason, and pissing on our doors

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did you leave Florida?

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lost two different jobs because of covid and so I said fuck it and sold everything I owned and moved back up north. Now I live on my exes couch. Plus my kids are up here.

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borscht-nazi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two words; Florida Man.

More words; bill clinton is a rapist.

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turdfurgeson 5 points ago +5 / -0

put on a nice dress, don't wear a mask.

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SleeperAg20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mwahaha..... Drop the kids off at a sitter, and go have a nice time with your husband. DOOO ITTTT...!!!

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consumptiveballerina [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can't get a sitter. Someone might catch the COOF!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeesh. Fuck Virginia lol

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao i feel you homie.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

All restaurants are open for business in the United State of Florida.

(Reservations are limited)

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Depl0rable 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking hope you get to fucking go to a nice fucking restaurant too and have some good fucking food

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kamalas_knees 3 points ago +3 / -0

Florida is open, but I'm still sticking with booze, backyard fires and frens like I was before The Great Silliness.

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LowKeyPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is amazing the desperation coming from my friends in blue states/areas. I'm in a relatively free area, but friends who've been locked down will do ANYTHING for normalcy.

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree! I don’t want to eat in the fucking parking lot freezing my tits off. Although I do have some banging fur coats. But since I live in California some PETA freak will throw food at me. So frozen tits it is.

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Lepreco-Inc 2 points ago +4 / -2

No “nice fucking kids” only “fucking kids”? I think I found why you can’t go to nice place.

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easyonthefiber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Careful! Fucking husbands and fucking kids sounds a lot like pedo Democrats! ;)

All joking aside, I hear ya! I want to go out with the wife for V day and can’t because of these foolish lockdowns that didn’t stop us from getting ‘Rona anyways!

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Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

FL the place to be (if you're a conservative)

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear a sexy thong on your face. Every bit as effective as the mask, but sooo romantic.

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Kashim11 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just want to have a bunch of friends over, grill and have a fire but some of my neighbors are snitchers.

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Trump4Freedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here!

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

fucking kids

Joe Biden is hard rn lol.

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consumptiveballerina [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh...just no.

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SJBHamilton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you make it happen?

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DaddySmooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

THEN JUST GO!

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RPOZ28 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where are you in VA? The restaurants around me are open. The ones that survived are, anyway. I'm in central VA.

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consumptiveballerina [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fairfax County. The problem isn't restaurants being closed, necessarily. Just can't have a babysitter because COOF.

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Olglori 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must be a Michigander?

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baddream 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like an Oregonian.

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MovingForward -4 points ago +2 / -6

Sounds like a lot of complaining. Try posting when you succeed instead.