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posted ago by consumptiveballerina ago by consumptiveballerina +631 / -0

With my nice fucking husband and none of our fucking kids. Is that too fucking much to ask??? Apparently it is.

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otistoole 6 points ago +6 / -0

I recently moved back north from Florida. It was basically an apocalyptic hellscape with some nice soothing nature parks

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really. That is interesting because I'm in the north and keep thinking of moving to Florida or somewhere else but I do worry about culture shock. Tell me more if you don't mind.

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived in port richey on the edge of a bad neighborhood and a ritzy one. Every day, I saw more hookers than in the entire rest of my life combined. Among other things. Syringes and shit. The last straw was some maniac neighbor targeting me and the old lady next door for apparently no reason, and pissing on our doors

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did you leave Florida?

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lost two different jobs because of covid and so I said fuck it and sold everything I owned and moved back up north. Now I live on my exes couch. Plus my kids are up here.