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I just want to put on a nice fucking dress and go to a nice fucking restaurant
posted ago by consumptiveballerina ago by consumptiveballerina +631 / -0

With my nice fucking husband and none of our fucking kids. Is that too fucking much to ask??? Apparently it is.

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– borscht-nazi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Twist: OP is a he.

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– Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a ballerina tutu

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– borscht-nazi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hay nao! Hwo ahrhe we to judge? (with a thick Russian accent)

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– SCP0073 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha touché.

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