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South_Florida_Guy 86 points ago +86 / -0

Never stick your dick in crazy.

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Need4Pede 62 points ago +63 / -1

This should be told to every young man ever. I did and had a kid with one. 18 years of hell pure hell dealing with her. Support,legal fees, police,judges,lawyers. Have a distant relationship with him because his mom portrayed me and my family as evil. He turned out better than I thought, but mega selfish and manipulate like his mom. Never stick your dick in crazy ever ever ever.

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WiseOldOwl 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trouble is, crazy is actually pretty attractive. Dunno why.

But he who has not had a thing for someone crazy is a rare man indeed.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ask James Woods. Sean Young tried to ruin him.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like hunting tigers.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the energy that's attractive. Crazy is cheap energy - like junk food compared to filet mignon.

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WiseOldOwl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, I think you are right. I had mad crushes on more than a few crazy girls.

Another thing, is the crazy ones have a LOT of personality, and aren't afraid to show it. Now, this sometimes takes the bad places..... Weird bedrooms, drugs, but they still stand out from the crowd. A lot of wallflowers are wallflowers because there isn't much going on inside.

It can be easy to mistake boring for deep.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

The energy, and they make hooking up really, really easy when they set their sights on you.

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burnliboy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yea, gotta say sometimes you can't help it. Crazy is wild in bed.

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Sting 23 points ago +24 / -1

Yeah I usually hear this from people who have never been with a normal, stable, sane, traditional woman.

Having gone through a period of hedonism in my life and then having gone through a spiritual reformation as I moved out of Jewish atheism into Christianity, I can tell you:

Go find your woman at church. Get a decent, honest, impeccable woman with integrity. You will never. Ever. Ever. Want to fuck anyone else again.

My wife is super cute, I mean she really is a doll, doesn’t dress act behave or talk like a porn star.

In my line of work I meet a number of younger women who think that because I am middle-aged and my wife is middle-aged that they have a shot. They don’t. They can’t even imagine the shit I’ve been through with this woman. They are amateurs and she is a professional.

She is very conservative, more so than me, prudish in someways and the exact opposite in others. She’s a soldier. These 23, 25-year-old women that think they have a chance with me because they are hot slut pigs can’t even wash my wife’s panties.

And she’s a good girl. Very good girl. She made me a much better man. I’m still a piece of shit but at least I’m trying. A man earns a woman for the rest of his life. She’s worth earning.

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lostremote- 2 points ago +2 / -0

The crazy chicks are usually better in the sack. It still isn’t worth it.

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once again... I’m with you.

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Tayzi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha my parents don't get why I haven't knocked some gal up and started a family yet, because I got fairly lucky with looks. They don't realize that times have changed so much with online dating, finding a decent girl without an insane amount of issues or a very promiscuous lifestyle is a damn needle in a haystack.

Work, motorbikes, fishing and gaming it is for this young man at the moment

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NZbacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swap gaming for a hobby that gets you out meeting people.

Climbing, bikes, social sports etc.

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Tayzi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gaming isn't a bad hobby as long as you limit yourself with it. I'm Canadian so there's a lot of time where it's just fucking freezing. As I'm writing this it's -25 C (-14F) outside.

I appreciate the advice but sometimes we need to bunker down inside haha

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Set yourself with investments that'll pay off for early retirement. Divided stocks with DRIP and keep it rolling. Wish I was savvy at 20 and did this instead of "living it up" as much. Some was a bit self medicating due to crazy town with kids mom. I'll say rural areas have more "well raised" people. Guys and girls. Better values. I hate dating and kind of always ended up with someone.

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NedTugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

She sounds like a typical democrat.

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Need4Pede 0 points ago +0 / -0

Funny enough she isn't. Just borderline personality. Her dad is an old navy man, though just as nuts as her. Wierd fucking relationship with her dad. Controlling in every way.

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AntiDespot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been there with my kid's mom and BPD. Its brutal. Someone needs to sit down and warn people about things like personality disorders. No one ever told me.

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TNTrumpMan 1 point ago +2 / -1

To follow your rule would mean no pussy....ever. Every woman is crazy to some degree.

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bwjenkins1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Above a 7 crazy is a no go. 4-7 is your go zone.

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bwjenkins1 2 points ago +2 / -0

No such thing as below a 4 crazy

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Need4Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not all. My GF is super cool. She's divorced and her ex turned nuts. She works hard and we communicate well and have fun. She gives me what I need and I pay it back in kind. We were friends for years and kinda ended up both single and it organically turned into this. Who says friends shouldn't date?

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did and had a kid with one.

You told her your real name???

(I feel for ya, man. I came *that* close... )

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Need4Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm responsible for my own actions. I'm not bailing like that even if she's crazy. I just hope I had some kind of positive influence on him. After an ugly custody battle when he was 13 he didn't want to me talk much. He's now 18 and we are trying to talk and spend some time. Kids need dads, even at a distance.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was joking, you know. I used to tell my boss "I always give 'em your name." He wasn't amused.

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strictly1957 14 points ago +15 / -1

Unvarnished truth there Fren!!! and we both have hehe... I still get the PTSD from some of the loony chicks I shared bodily fluids with..

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Fenianlad 45 points ago +45 / -0

The real rule is never stick your dick in crazy.... more than once. Okay, stick your dick in crazy a couple times but that’s it. Actually, stick your dick in crazy on the side a few times because it’s actually really fun, but just don’t get attached. That’s bad news. Well, you can have feelings for crazy but understand it’s probably bad, just don’t make it a regular thing. Don’t date crazy. That’s too far. Well, you’re dating crazy, just understand it’s not long term. Don’t do that it’s really bad. Fuck, go ahead, long term relationship crazy, but do it knowing you’re just looking for a nice girl the whole time. Why have all my friends abandoned me? Fuck, I’ve got a coke habit and I think chlamydia.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Ever.

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Based_psychologist 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol. I downvoted you at first until I read the whole thing. Changed to upvote.

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Fenianlad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol. A cautionary tale.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 10 points ago +10 / -0

You just described one of my good friends.

"I'm gonna break up with her when we finish law school. Well, she's studying for the bar, it would mess her up if I broke up with her now. No, I'm never gonna marry that bitch. Yeah she moved in with my mom while I was living in a different city, but we'll break up when she takes the bar. Yeah, we're moving in together but she's looking for a job. We'll probably split up when she gets settled in. Yeah, dude, we're engaged but I'm not actually gonna marry her (that's a literal quote). Okay so we bought a house and it's me and her mom on the lease. Never gonna have a fucking kid with her though. I don't know what she does with her money, I pay for everything. Yeah she's pregnant and I'm miserable. I hate my life. Now I drink and drive in my 30s at 11 AM on a Wednesday."

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bjjmike69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck, both of you guys described my life to a T, no kids though (but she wants them).

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know the story well. My brother is halfway through that one with a girl.

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strictly1957 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a Rule For Radicals I thoroughly endorse Fren!

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Fenianlad 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s a lesson you wish you learned the first time, yet still fuck up under the right circumstances. Unfortunately.

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45orfight 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they are all crazy.

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NYC_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me early today: “Why are you crying about the artificial flower you lost?”

Her: BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY!!!!

Me: I have no frame of reference for this. I’m going to walk around the neighborhood for a few.

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TurnNYred 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup.

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Racerx719 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rofl. Knowing what I know now I would of stopped at blowjobs with crazies

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mega dittos

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't get me started...

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BingBongChina 17 points ago +17 / -0

Man I dated a chick who was so fine but def crazy. She would “charge” her crystals she wore in her jewelry in the moonlight. I thought it was kinda quirky at first but god damn that chick turned out to be batshit crazy. Don’t do it frens. Don’t stick Pepe in crazy.

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Druid_Con 12 points ago +12 / -0

updooted for calling it pepe

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NYC_4_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

As soon as you hear the following:

  • Crystals
  • Shakras
  • Energies

GTFO and don’t turn back.

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Fenianlad 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s the only way to learn.

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are better ways to learn, we just don't hear much about them because the stories are kinda lame.

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

They certainly are

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TheGhostHost 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because if you do, crazy will stick it's dick in you.

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but, "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed".