The real rule is never stick your dick in crazy.... more than once. Okay, stick your dick in crazy a couple times but that’s it. Actually, stick your dick in crazy on the side a few times because it’s actually really fun, but just don’t get attached. That’s bad news. Well, you can have feelings for crazy but understand it’s probably bad, just don’t make it a regular thing. Don’t date crazy. That’s too far. Well, you’re dating crazy, just understand it’s not long term. Don’t do that it’s really bad. Fuck, go ahead, long term relationship crazy, but do it knowing you’re just looking for a nice girl the whole time. Why have all my friends abandoned me? Fuck, I’ve got a coke habit and I think chlamydia.
"I'm gonna break up with her when we finish law school. Well, she's studying for the bar, it would mess her up if I broke up with her now. No, I'm never gonna marry that bitch. Yeah she moved in with my mom while I was living in a different city, but we'll break up when she takes the bar. Yeah, we're moving in together but she's looking for a job. We'll probably split up when she gets settled in. Yeah, dude, we're engaged but I'm not actually gonna marry her (that's a literal quote). Okay so we bought a house and it's me and her mom on the lease. Never gonna have a fucking kid with her though. I don't know what she does with her money, I pay for everything. Yeah she's pregnant and I'm miserable. I hate my life. Now I drink and drive in my 30s at 11 AM on a Wednesday."
Getting clean and sober fixed it for me... no lie or excuses. I was a magnet for crazy chicks when I was using. But the amounts of narcotics involved was so insane only the really damaged ones came my way. Sure you know what I mean brother Pede.
Man I dated a chick who was so fine but def crazy. She would “charge” her crystals she wore in her jewelry in the moonlight. I thought it was kinda quirky at first but god damn that chick turned out to be batshit crazy. Don’t do it frens. Don’t stick Pepe in crazy.
Unvarnished truth there Fren!!! and we both have hehe... I still get the PTSD from some of the loony chicks I shared bodily fluids with..
The real rule is never stick your dick in crazy.... more than once. Okay, stick your dick in crazy a couple times but that’s it. Actually, stick your dick in crazy on the side a few times because it’s actually really fun, but just don’t get attached. That’s bad news. Well, you can have feelings for crazy but understand it’s probably bad, just don’t make it a regular thing. Don’t date crazy. That’s too far. Well, you’re dating crazy, just understand it’s not long term. Don’t do that it’s really bad. Fuck, go ahead, long term relationship crazy, but do it knowing you’re just looking for a nice girl the whole time. Why have all my friends abandoned me? Fuck, I’ve got a coke habit and I think chlamydia.
Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Ever.
Lol. I downvoted you at first until I read the whole thing. Changed to upvote.
Lol. A cautionary tale.
You just described one of my good friends.
"I'm gonna break up with her when we finish law school. Well, she's studying for the bar, it would mess her up if I broke up with her now. No, I'm never gonna marry that bitch. Yeah she moved in with my mom while I was living in a different city, but we'll break up when she takes the bar. Yeah, we're moving in together but she's looking for a job. We'll probably split up when she gets settled in. Yeah, dude, we're engaged but I'm not actually gonna marry her (that's a literal quote). Okay so we bought a house and it's me and her mom on the lease. Never gonna have a fucking kid with her though. I don't know what she does with her money, I pay for everything. Yeah she's pregnant and I'm miserable. I hate my life. Now I drink and drive in my 30s at 11 AM on a Wednesday."
Fuck, both of you guys described my life to a T, no kids though (but she wants them).
That chick started living with his mom out of the blue. Moved into the room he grew up in, while he was in a different city.
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I know the story well. My brother is halfway through that one with a girl.
That's a Rule For Radicals I thoroughly endorse Fren!
It’s a lesson you wish you learned the first time, yet still fuck up under the right circumstances. Unfortunately.
Getting clean and sober fixed it for me... no lie or excuses. I was a magnet for crazy chicks when I was using. But the amounts of narcotics involved was so insane only the really damaged ones came my way. Sure you know what I mean brother Pede.
And they are all crazy.
Me early today: “Why are you crying about the artificial flower you lost?”
Her: BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY!!!!
Me: I have no frame of reference for this. I’m going to walk around the neighborhood for a few.
Yup.
Rofl. Knowing what I know now I would of stopped at blowjobs with crazies
Mega dittos
Don't get me started...
Man I dated a chick who was so fine but def crazy. She would “charge” her crystals she wore in her jewelry in the moonlight. I thought it was kinda quirky at first but god damn that chick turned out to be batshit crazy. Don’t do it frens. Don’t stick Pepe in crazy.
updooted for calling it pepe
As soon as you hear the following:
GTFO and don’t turn back.