"I'm gonna break up with her when we finish law school. Well, she's studying for the bar, it would mess her up if I broke up with her now. No, I'm never gonna marry that bitch. Yeah she moved in with my mom while I was living in a different city, but we'll break up when she takes the bar. Yeah, we're moving in together but she's looking for a job. We'll probably split up when she gets settled in. Yeah, dude, we're engaged but I'm not actually gonna marry her (that's a literal quote). Okay so we bought a house and it's me and her mom on the lease. Never gonna have a fucking kid with her though. I don't know what she does with her money, I pay for everything. Yeah she's pregnant and I'm miserable. I hate my life. Now I drink and drive in my 30s at 11 AM on a Wednesday."
fr tho if a crazy bitch wants a kid then u pretty much already a dad nigga lmao cuz she bout to catch u slippin and get that kid whether u like it or not 🤣 gg to ur friend brah he’s had a good run but homie’s done
You just described one of my good friends.
"I'm gonna break up with her when we finish law school. Well, she's studying for the bar, it would mess her up if I broke up with her now. No, I'm never gonna marry that bitch. Yeah she moved in with my mom while I was living in a different city, but we'll break up when she takes the bar. Yeah, we're moving in together but she's looking for a job. We'll probably split up when she gets settled in. Yeah, dude, we're engaged but I'm not actually gonna marry her (that's a literal quote). Okay so we bought a house and it's me and her mom on the lease. Never gonna have a fucking kid with her though. I don't know what she does with her money, I pay for everything. Yeah she's pregnant and I'm miserable. I hate my life. Now I drink and drive in my 30s at 11 AM on a Wednesday."
Fuck, both of you guys described my life to a T, no kids though (but she wants them).
That chick started living with his mom out of the blue. Moved into the room he grew up in, while he was in a different city.
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Luckily my mom hates my wife and would never let that fly
fr tho if a crazy bitch wants a kid then u pretty much already a dad nigga lmao cuz she bout to catch u slippin and get that kid whether u like it or not 🤣 gg to ur friend brah he’s had a good run but homie’s done
I know the story well. My brother is halfway through that one with a girl.