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FTR22 44 points ago +45 / -1

Don't care, not watching, have to rearrange my sock drawer.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm planning to host a party to watch paint dry. It'll be a hoot.

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Nibba 2 points ago +3 / -1

At least you’ll get to huff paint fumes.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Listening to the black anthem and having a moment of silence for blm has the same effect on the brain.

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CorporateCommander 16 points ago +16 / -0

No one should support the NFL anymore. Every viewer is proving that the left can trample on every single detail of their lives and they'll just bend over and take it.

"Oh, it's only political __% of the time. It's not that bad.."

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consumptiveballerina 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Oh, he's only a violent drunk 10% of the time. It's not that bad."

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ProfessorOak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mostly peaceful drunk

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saneromeo2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Herpes alert^

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get out of here, Hunter! Ya freaking weirdo

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FattyWatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

DEPORT!! WHORE TROLL

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ShowMeState90 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. Eventually we’ll be at “they’re just castrating me for disagreeing with Democrats. At least they’re letting me live! Go sportsball!”

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Cloudy_mood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep- skipping it. Not missing a thing.

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AnAngryPotato 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's only secure if they get to count additional goals at 4AM the next day while nobody is allowed to watch the game.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

FORTIFYING the game, you mean?

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JESUSJUGS 10 points ago +10 / -0

“And if you question the validity of the outcome you are a massive bastard and a racist!!”

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Brulz_Lulz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just imagine. Trump won by so many votes that it took their corrupt machine weeks overcome that advantage.

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roadrunner0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine the panic on election night having to fabricate and invert so many votes?? Several places were caught trucking in hundreds of thousands of ballots in the middle of the night from wherever they had people fabricating them.. I would bet that the same places in Europe and China that were altering results were sending the unused voter registration data to these places to have them put on the forms.. The Democrats want to pass a bill that would allow printing ballots from home so they can skip the manual chore of having to write in all that information in the future cheats..

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RPchill1 7 points ago +7 / -0

If Tom Brady "appears" to have led his new team to victory when the game is "over" don't fall for it. It's all a Red Mirage. FOX news will have already called it during the first few minutes of the first quarter and whatever they say is preordained. Ruby and her friends will make sure it goes the right way. Fortified Superbowl. You know, to save "sports".

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ruby is going to crawl out from under a bench at the end of the 4th quarter with a batch of random footballs...

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Turnerscreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

They playing by the Bernie rules this year?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for not linking directly to Twatter and using Archive instead. Don't give them traffic.

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minotaurbeach 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am not watching that marxist crap.

Since our 'BIG' sports stars are communist- they can get their high salaries from the China and fuck off forever. This will be the biggest dying industry.

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just ruled that points scored in the 4th quarter should be counted as worth 2x as much and if a team gets into the “red zone” they “intended to score” and should be given points

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GinoInTheFight 4 points ago +4 / -0

And some of us don’t care.

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Nibba 1 point ago +2 / -1

They have The Weekend on for halftime, who just so happens to have a dude on the album cover covered in blood.

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ministry_of_truth 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dude is himself and it’s meant to be after a car accident

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Bucs were dominating the entire game. There was 1 minute left in the fourth quarter. The score was 31-17 Bucs over Chiefs when coach Biden called a timeout. Suddenly it was announced that a water pipe had broken and the game would be postponed for 6 days.

The viewers were violently escorted from the stadium and a giant cardboard wall was erected in front of all the doors and windows. Only the Chiefs media was allowed to stay. Tom Brady began to protest, but everyone called him a racist, took a knee, and chanted “suppression! Suppression! You’re inciting my erection!” He refused to leave but everyone else from the Bucs had already left after a group of masked thugs began strangling them while yelling “I CANT BREATHE!”

That’s when the pipe “fortifiers” showed up, at 4AM. There was enough of them to form their own football team. And It turned out that the Chiefs never actually left the field. They were just hiding under a table. The ref looked at his watch and saw it was 4AM, and declared “GAME ON!”

Brady was beside himself “what the fuck is this you’re rigging the game my team is not even here you can’t start it in the middle of the night when none of us are here!” The ref realized he was right, so his complaints were immediately taken to the Supreme Ref, who said that Brady was complaining too early, because the score hadn’t even changed.

The pipe fortifiers began to replace the patriots. Since the actual patriots were not on the field, the Supreme Ref held that it was too late for Brady to complain. So, the pipe fortifiers took to the field against the Chiefs. On the first play a pipe fitter fumbled the ball. That’s all I saw, as I was punched in both eyes and there was a standing ovation as i was carried out of the stadium.

I woke up the next day and the patriots had lost 31-32. It turns out that even though there was only one minute left remaining in the game the chiefs managed to make 5 FG’s against the pipe fortifiers. Tom Brady signed an affidavit saying that on one occasion a FG was 10 feet short, but a pipe fortifier caught it and threw it over the goal post: giving the chiefs the win 31-32.

The Bucs were told they could avoid being kicked of the league if they stopped challenging the results of a REEE and fair super bowl. But Brady was banned from the all the major sports leagues and a masked thug told his wife Gizelle said he would be “Aaron Hernandezed” if the Bucs won.

Two weeks later it was widely discovered that a group of pipe fortifiers had finished the game for the Bucs. But Time Magazine explained to the world how pipe fortifiers are our biggest ally against systemic whiteness and whiteys like Brady, and from then on the phenomenon of pipe fortifiers finishing games became America’s first ‘equitable’ tradition!

I know what you may be thinking, but don’t worry. This was all 100% DEMOCRATIC: a month or so later, 3 Chiefs ratified this outcome by voting yes. The patriots were present during the vote and their votes were unofficially recorded as voting “huh?” and “stop you’re killing me!!!” The trustworthy Mike Pence investigated, and it turns out there was no widespread evidence of super bowl fraud and this was all what Vince Lombardi Colin Kaepernick would have wanted.

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Maga_bigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a great analogy! Also hilarious how the bucs randomly became the patriots halfway through LOL

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Donker 4 points ago +4 / -0

"They attempted to challenge a call, but were found to have no standing"

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concealedaces 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I'll be preoccupied by cleaning my guns on Sunday.... Or doing literally anything other than watching sportball

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roadrunner0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Repacking the GO kits tonight and plan to have the wife set me up with several fresh meal kits tomorrow if we get the EAS/EAM.. Home made Chili and hot dogs and maybe even a few slices of pizza..

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concealedaces 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm lucky I live in hill country in Kentucky. Dost have to go anywhere, Have great neighbors too

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most of us will never know that a game was even played.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't watch tv or listen to the radio, so I wouldn't have even known about this except for this post.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then the courts will have to sort it out. Oh wait, the states will have to sort it out. Oh wait...

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thebaddyman 3 points ago +4 / -1

laf - btw all the people saying they arent watching. thats what the left wants. its why the cdc is not allowing yelling or cheering because..... they are afraid of this.... it would cancel the pregame shows (already does for every KC homegame) and the halftime show will get booed at any 'woke' moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6SKZeov6s ----- I say get tickets to go boo. lots of us in kansas city are.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Commies ruin everything

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ObamakilledJoan 3 points ago +4 / -1

Totally agree! (I’m in KC as well)

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SteelBallRun1890 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck NowThis, don't give that shithole propaganda rag any views

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thebaddyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

dont click it then i just prefer a different approach. that is: Until they take the woke shit out, those of us that still watch it, should go boo that shit to death litterally. Saving american past times is a good thing and thats how i see it.

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saneromeo2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah good idea, keep them funded so they can keep editing out dissent... soon it will be the KC Football Players... and you should probably give them money to go boo that too.

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FreeSpeechLivesOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be a winner don't watch football or any sports.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's a Super Bowl? Is that like a bowl for my gaming snacks but Super?

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wolfnuoth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus who the hell is going to watch it

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JohnTomato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except in this case, who gives an actual fuck?

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roadrunner0 2 points ago +2 / -0

My guess is more people in the FBI, Judicial system and government will be upset if someone gets caught cheating in the football game then we saw with the election..

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you use Dominion voting machines you can just choose whomever you want to win.

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JZSquared 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd rather watch a Twitch streamer play a football video game.

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

The 'america sucks n ur rayciss now consume product' bowl?' that Superbowl?

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tiberseptim37 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a ridiculous comparison! The Super Bowl plays out live! On television! In front of everyone! Whereas the election....

Oh, I see your game.

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wolfnuoth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because we don't want to disinfranchise fans

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gtwhizz -1 points ago +2 / -3

If you want to watch Games, rent Gladiator with Russel Crowe. I love the ending where he kills the corrupt emperor with the military just watching.

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Themustardtiger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spoilers bruh...

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, this sounds good! May need to watch this film

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Litterboxer1 -1 points ago +1 / -2

You're a faggot. And not the good kind.

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