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posted ago by RiseAgain1978_2 ago by RiseAgain1978_2 +133 / -1

I hate that I am sad. I am happy to have deleted Facebook, but the best day of the year on FB is your birthday. It is sad to not have any happy birthday messages.

HOWEVER, my kids decorated the house and surprised me when I woke up and that is more important. Wife is making a Wagyu Prime Rib and that will be excellent.

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Ampman69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Facebook birthday wishes are fake! Most people only say it because fb told them to. When your off fb, only the people who call or text are actual friends! They chose to remember! Screw the rest!

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PotatoJoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kids and wife are real Dopamine hits from digital wishes that take little to no effort really are not. Now you understand the design of Facebook. Evil fuckers that they are.

Happy Bithday BTW. Enjoy your family!

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lventox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Happy Birthday fellow pede, I hope all is well on your journey in life. Much love from a brother in South Dakota.

Romans 15:13 May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope.

Have an excellent day with your family!

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like a crazy ex, you’ll kind of miss the excitement for a few days, then stop caring and realize how much work you were actually putting in for nothing.

After a few weeks, even the thought of re-engaging will give you a feeling of exhaustion, and you’ll wonder how you ever got wrapped up in something so pointless and stupid.

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy Cakeday, Fren.

Sounds like the kids have the decorating covered and your wifee the food.

Enjoy...

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empiretc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Happy B-Day. Have a steak and a beer!!

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Conservativechick 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's too bad that a site made for just connecting with family and friends had to become politicized.

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TexasTeeJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Happy birthday fren

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XCorneliusX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Birthday.

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SliceOFriedGold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy birthday from someone who doesn't know you and isn't affected by your being born in the slightest.

Your wife and kids are. Invest in things that matter.

Also, happy birthday for real 😉

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blurryface 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Birthday!!

I hope you enjoy your dinner!

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't understand how people get enjoyment out of empty facebook birthday posts. Even when I had facebook, I took off my dob. It was so lame getting empty birthday posts from people you never talk to ever who only know to send "happy birthday" because fb told them. It might as well be automated posts. People who remember on their own and text/call you are the ones you're actually close with.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy birthday Fren

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Assault-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy birthday fren. But realize that most of FB is fake. It takes nothing to type out Happy Birthday. The family and friends that call you, text you, or do what your kids and wife are doing for you - those are who you should focus on because they remember and they care enough to put in the effort. Enjoy your day!

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semisane17 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's days like this that make you realize how rich you really are. I hope one day we just eliminate social media. Message boards aside.

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Dornan4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Birthday Patriot! Enjoy your day with your awesome family...then it's back to the trenches. ❤🤍💙

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy birthday old man!

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Boudicca2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Facebook Free Birthday! And many more!

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AmericanBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Birthday! One a lighter note, others that know it's your b-day and see that you have left Fakebook may begin thinking about the situation too! What a gift!

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Littleirishmaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy birthday!

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Birthday pede!

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19American62Woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Birthday!🎂

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Alice_in_Kekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy birthday, fren!!

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Stayinthefight 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! My birthday fell on January 20th when the fakery Xiden was fakery sworn in! That was a Day I did not watch anything on TV and kept myself simulated on wine!

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck Fakebook!

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OneBigMaga 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bragging about getting rid of Facebook just means you were dumb enough to be on it in the first place. Bragging about being off of it less than a year when they have obviously been garbage for the last 4 years makes you extra dumb.

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consumptiveballerina 0 points ago +1 / -1

I always hated Facebook birthdays. I never sent any greetings and rarely thanked those who sent them to me.

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Drinkup4 0 points ago +1 / -1

So you don't have dozens of people you hardly know wishing you a happy birthday.