Wife is all up my ass about black history month and how I should be treating her better this month and researching her people and shit.
Bruh...geneology test said she's 3% african, and there's no guarantee that even means black. But she's claimin her 3% and complainin how racist this house is.
It's mostly HER...but she dont care. If she's racist it's the white man's fault and I'm the closest representative of the toxic white nationalist patriarchy.
Was she a lunatic when you married her?
Bend her over the couch for some of them reparations... ;-)
Best reply to my bullshit post kmao
If you really want to hear a great reply, tell the wife what I said. lolz
yeh, but first I'll wait until I've achieved coitus...and THEN I'll say something like "here's your reparations".
Ironic that the crime and the repair both accept the same action verb in this scenario.
Dump her.
So why did you marry her? Sounds like a troll
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Seems like most everyone would have 3% African DNA. Did you take the test? Maybe you have more than her...
I'm basically translucent I'm so white, but even I was 2.1% African... Doesn't mean shit
GOOOOOD LUCK with that!
You could teach her about the history behind the "rule of thumb", kek.
I wonder what the ccp make of her dna test?
Thomas Sowell, Eric July, Jesse Lee Peterson, Anthony Brian Logan, Mike Nificent, Larry Elder, and the Conservative Twins are some based black Americans you could introduce her (or yourself even) to. I hope it helps 🤞
Holy shit...I thought it was obvious that I was bullshitting. My wife joked about it and we both laughed and I thought "that would make a funny post".
I suspect most of those replying suspect I'm full of shit but wanted to play along.