A short, short time ago I can still remember how my freedom Used to make me smile And I knew if we had our chance That we could make those commies dance And maybe we'd be happy for a while ----- But February made me shiver With every tweet she'd deliver Bad news made me so sick I couldn't take one more click I can't remember if I cried While I laughed and gripped my sides Something touched me I can't deny The day AOC almost died ----- So, why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died! ----- Did you read that book on love And do you know God frowns above The Bible will tell you so. Now, do you believe in women's rights Then why do you want men wearing tights And can you teach me how to stop using coal ----- Well, I know that you're in love with him If it was your bro, you'd be Ilham You both ticked off the Jews Man, I dig it when you two lose You were a lonely teenage servin' drinks With both your heels up, head in the stink But we knew were were out of luck The day AOC almost died ----- I started singin', why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died! ----- Now, for ten days you've been on a lark And our future's lookin' pretty dark But that's not how it used to be When the jester lost to D J T His son's scrote, online for all to see Found in memes that came from the free ----- Oh, and while our leader was beaten down Pedo Joe stole the countries crown The courtrooms wouldn't meet Freedom tossed to the street And while you promote that filthy Marx Your commie friends keep tossing sparks While frens and pedes pass out the snark The day AOC almost died! ----- We were singin', why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died! ----- Help her, help her a bullet will be dealt her! Twitter birds flew off told reports of her shelter Eight million bots and growing fast It landed right into our laps The handlers tried for a shadow ban With Lyin' Ted hot on her ass ----- Now, the halftime air has settled down She claims the cop gave her a frown We all thought she was through But what the fuck can we do? The newspapers refused to show The election fraud we all well know The day AOC almost died! ----- We started singin', why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died ----- And now you'll find us all in one place Pedes and Frens, taking up space With no time left to travel back So, come one, Trump be nimble, Trump be quick Biden's a puppet, remove his stick 'Cause pedo Joe's the devil's best friend ----- Oh, and as I watched that cuck upon the news I knew at once it was rigged to lose No election on this globe Could deal with the commie load And as the fires burned in town She gave Aunt Iffa a crown I knew old Scratch was doin' alright The day AOC almost died ----- He was singin', why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died ----- She was a girl who served us booze And now she sets us up to lose And her smile, is filled with hay I went down to try to vote The commies there tried to slit my throat Well that's what AOC would say ----- And in the cages the children screamed The lot was empty, or so it seemed But not a chance was wasted The photos were shown and pasted And the one man I admire the most Donny J, not Donny Most He's in Mar a lago The day AOC almost died ----- And he was singin', why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died ----- And we were singin', why-why, did Miss AOC Lie Drove us crazy it was lazy, like she didn't try And them ol' Proud Boys charged with terror and crimes Singin', "Oh no! AOC almost died!" Oh no! AOC almost died -----