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This is "not" a bank robbery. (media.patriots.win) 🚔 PARTY OF CRIME 🚔
posted ago by KekMasterYoda ago by KekMasterYoda +4634 / -0
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I_Got_Hairy_Legs 61 points ago +63 / -2

I thought you were gonna say their masks aren’t N95 approved 😂

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603win 19 points ago +19 / -0

Had a friend get his wallet swiped out of the car. They followed his debit card transactions, had security footage real close to the guy’s face at some stores... but of course he was wearing a mask the whole time.

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Brendancs0 36 points ago +37 / -1

Are these the north Hollywood shootout guys

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WolfMaddow 39 points ago +39 / -0

Hollywood fortification guys, cmon man get your shit together before I take you out behind the wood shed.

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Hanging_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why not another drone strike?

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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

dont tease me with a good time

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KekMasterYoda [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

yes

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Brendancs0 7 points ago +8 / -1

Those guys were fucking hardos

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Trump_VS_NWO 3 points ago +5 / -2

Knowing what we now know, it's more likely they were setup by the FBI to further push gun, ammo & armor laws.

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40ozandajuul 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know what you're smoking, but I want some.

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Brendancs0 0 points ago +2 / -2

Bingo!!!

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Megadeth made the song 44 minutes about how the cops couldn't match the criminals' firepower. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-7BeZjh4s

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Homemade-Soap 32 points ago +32 / -0

My favorite video game: Grand Fortification of Vehicular Transportation

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PorcupineKing 26 points ago +26 / -0

Are you sure? It looks like a couple of guys bringing a bag of ballots into the TCF in Detroit

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KekMasterYoda [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's take a vote? KEK!

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DudePlayingaDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

Looks like fortifying to me. You lads?

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NotQuiteHuman 12 points ago +12 / -0

They're ensuring the correct outcome of their financials.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

They're just ensuring an equitable outcome.

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VinceFoster101 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank God--err gubbermint--they're wearing their covid masks. --Karen

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 11 points ago +12 / -1

Type 56 AK styled rifle

Funny, those were banned

Hmm…

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KekMasterYoda [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Funny how gun laws don't actually stop criminals.....

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 19 points ago +20 / -1

They should just make it illegal to break laws, then everything would be fine!

Wait…

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KekMasterYoda [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

^This

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DJTrumpMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kind like how the drug dealer on the corner is an undocumented pharmacist. Their illegal actions are not their fault. It's the fault of the system that's causing them to do illegal things.

Absolutely insane logic...

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The_Litehaus_Abides 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny you posted this. I was just thinking this morning how I would feel if my bank "fortified" the money in my account by leaving the vault doors open for anyone to waltz right in there.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean they'd be racist for not leaving it open. Closing it just denies equal opportunity for the less privileged.

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MySidesGoUp 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’re just an idea !!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those are undocumented account holders, bigot!

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85Dacudo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Touché

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BaltimoreCrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahhh back when banks actually had cash to steal and thieves used guns instead of ballots, I mean notes.

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rufrignkidnme 4 points ago +4 / -0

It makes me wonder if bank robberies have increased in areas with mask mandates.

Right up until the wuhan made it to the us, my bank would not let me walk into the lobby wearing a baseball hat or a pair of sun glasses. I've done my banking at that same branch for over 20 years.

I went the other day and was asked if I'd like a mask to wear.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Track suit lmfao

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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KekMasterYoda [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

The worst thing that could happen is they plunge us into a "mostly peaceful" civil war.

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Billybobcuccio 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to fortify now before Biden totally fucks the economy .

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mlp67 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahahaha stealing this. Thank you!

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Forgototherpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Peacefully" protesting income inequality

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NPC11011110000 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's no proof that they're doing anything illegal. They're making a normal banking transaction.

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope someone can send this to Time!

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Barbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they coordinated with the bank manager so it’s all good.

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47urOFH3d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, they were sure the bank was about to rob them. What else could they do?

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TriPhosphate 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don't support fortifying our banks than you're a domestic terrorist!

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're actually trying to "prevent" fraud and "preserve our democracy." honk honk.

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NoFucks2Give 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rapists fortify their sexual health. Don’t argue this with me, trying to argue with your delusions of “victims” of rape and other insurrectionist BS domestic terrorism cult talk.

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NoFucks2Give 1 point ago +1 / -0

/s

You took the word “your” as you. Come on man.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was one of the high-profile incidents that gave birth to our modern "militarized" police equipment/training. Those guys were blasting away full-auto in broad daylight wearing body-armor, no fuck-giving whatsoever.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

This whole "fortify" thing just proves how the MSM can say whatever "truth" they want!

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as they are not "fortifying" anything with Vitamin D and Zinc. Still not allowed to mention those.

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Pukeahontas 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are we doing about it all? Liberals are laughing at our faces, without any remorse they are publishing they stole the election .... and we are making spicy memes about the situation. Smh

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KekMasterYoda [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We" are Donald Trump supporters. "We" are fighting in many ways. This is chess not checkers. But by all means, make your move. I hope we don't slow you down.

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itsanoobsgame 2 points ago +3 / -1

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doodaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are doing it to Save Trust in Bank Security, yo.

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That;s what I wear skiing twice a week. No problem, with no handy ATM's on the slopes.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deep State Clown Laws.

Remember, when was it, New Jersey?

Bank robber broke into a house. The robber sued the courts for cutting his hands during the breaking and entering and won?

It's the Deep State. So long as they remain, this Clown Shit will keep rippling into the news.

I don't know how you people can point out the ripples when all of you know, it's the corruptive Deep State at the center.

Don't really get people but I do not want to! :x

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gotta admit. These guys were pretty smart besides ya know... their escape. But up until then they had it.

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NEWORLD003 2 points ago +2 / -0

THATS FUCKING FUNNY

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Official sources valued this account differently

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USURPER-BIDEN 0 points ago +2 / -2

This is why I come here

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KekMasterYoda [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel the same way about you pedes.

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SupremeDearLeader2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump lost billions by being President , he should get some of the money he worked so hard to raise,fuck those Rinos.

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WiseOldOwl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump did wonderful things for us. I will always love him.

But at the moment of truth, he blinked, and now we have had a literal coup by big tech and left wing crazy people.

Trump needs to step up and be a flag, but when it comes time to put someone else in the Whitehouse, we need someone who won't blink.

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