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HabitualLineStepper 11 points ago +11 / -0

To bad he lost them all in a terrible bath tub accident

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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CanadianPede2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shutup and take my updoot!

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GiantFlamingToad 4 points ago +4 / -0

For Boomer Me, this is kinda sad... none of these things actually looks like a real gun. When I was a kid we played with cap guns that were realistic looking enough that you could hold up a liquor store with them (and some people did!).

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Barbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a double-edged sword, because I also would have loved these “futuristic space blasters” as a kid. I was gonna ask OP if he’s currently adopting, lol.

This all started when that first kid got capped while playing laser tag. The original “lasers” were just a beam of infrared light, and the kid thought the cop was his friend in the dark, so he started “shooting” at him.

We made the mistake as kids of combining laser tag with water balloons as grenades. Not a good mix. One of the chest modules took a direct hit and shorted out. The rental company wasn’t too happy about it either, lol.

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Kn33l2Dominion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whatever happened to a good old BB gun fight between friends. Kids are so soft these days.

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AmericanBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good times...good times...."ONE PUMP LIMIT MOTHERFUCKER"

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang I need that kind of armory if we ever go back to the office. All the ladies would flock to my cube when the office wars break out.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

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Blucollapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

You've encited an insererrection on all the boys in the world-sen.shumer

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you close your eyes do you see nerf darts?

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Kn33l2Dominion 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the range on that rifle in the back?

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he always bitching to his friends about the price and availability of Nerf arrows?