My theory has always been that rather than being born in Kenya, as many suspect, he was born here but lied about being a foreign student, for the benefits. Like how Shaun King lied about being black so he could get a full-ride scholarship to Brown University from Oprah Winfrey.
Then it came time to run for President and he had to erase all of those lies from existence, because they made it appear that he was now lying about being an American citizen, and was ineligible to be President.
Because his dad is actually that commie jazz musician Frank Marshall Davis, and not even Barack Obama Sr. That was just the guy she pinned it on, because Barry O’s momma was a hoe.
Got most of it. Only correction -- he was born out of the US (wherever) and a short time afterwards his mom's parents had a notice out in the local paper, as if he was born in Hawaii. Ostensibly in one of the two local hospitals.
For most of his life, this was completely unknown to the hospitals. When he suddenly became famous, the hospitals entered Months of arguing with each other that 'he wasn't born in Our hospital, so he must have been born in Your hospital'
Famous. Media says he's popular. Black Messiah, etc, with Time Magazine putting halos around his head --- the hospitals that should have been proud to claim him were instead arguing with each other that it must have been the Other place.
Somewhere around there, his 'grandmother' in Kenya swore he was born there and waa prepared to never shut up about it. Pretty soon she was dead, and Mombasa's public records building burned to the ground.
Then, a Hawaiian official (don't feel like looking up her name for 20th time) announced that yes, indeed, She had seen his physical long-form certificate of live birth. Hurray. No-one else ever saw it, and soon she was the only fatality in a small-plane crash.
So the Governor of Hawaii announces that he will trod her ground and go find the LF COLB doc himself, vowing to never rest until accomplished. A month later he admitted that he could not find any such document.
The rest is largely as you have it, .. with his electronic 'document' number issued out-of-order, (never happens), someone else having a physical COLB document for the number that he claims, no apparent SocSec# attributed to his electronic shortform, and the SoSec# of federal record belonging to a dead person in Connecticut.
spez additional: The school he attended as a kid in Indonesia is said to not allow foreign students, meaning any possible US citizenship conveyed by the convoluted Actual backstory might have been voided/renounced to allow his attendance of the Indonesians-only school there as an Indonesian Citizen.
My theory has always been that rather than being born in Kenya, as many suspect, he was born here but lied about being a foreign student, for the benefits. Like how Shaun King lied about being black so he could get a full-ride scholarship to Brown University from Oprah Winfrey.
Then it came time to run for President and he had to erase all of those lies from existence, because they made it appear that he was now lying about being an American citizen, and was ineligible to be President.
Because his dad is actually that commie jazz musician Frank Marshall Davis, and not even Barack Obama Sr. That was just the guy she pinned it on, because Barry O’s momma was a hoe.
Got most of it. Only correction -- he was born out of the US (wherever) and a short time afterwards his mom's parents had a notice out in the local paper, as if he was born in Hawaii. Ostensibly in one of the two local hospitals.
For most of his life, this was completely unknown to the hospitals. When he suddenly became famous, the hospitals entered Months of arguing with each other that 'he wasn't born in Our hospital, so he must have been born in Your hospital'
Famous. Media says he's popular. Black Messiah, etc, with Time Magazine putting halos around his head --- the hospitals that should have been proud to claim him were instead arguing with each other that it must have been the Other place.
Somewhere around there, his 'grandmother' in Kenya swore he was born there and waa prepared to never shut up about it. Pretty soon she was dead, and Mombasa's public records building burned to the ground.
Then, a Hawaiian official (don't feel like looking up her name for 20th time) announced that yes, indeed, She had seen his physical long-form certificate of live birth. Hurray. No-one else ever saw it, and soon she was the only fatality in a small-plane crash.
So the Governor of Hawaii announces that he will trod her ground and go find the LF COLB doc himself, vowing to never rest until accomplished. A month later he admitted that he could not find any such document.
The rest is largely as you have it, .. with his electronic 'document' number issued out-of-order, (never happens), someone else having a physical COLB document for the number that he claims, no apparent SocSec# attributed to his electronic shortform, and the SoSec# of federal record belonging to a dead person in Connecticut.
spez additional: The school he attended as a kid in Indonesia is said to not allow foreign students, meaning any possible US citizenship conveyed by the convoluted Actual backstory might have been voided/renounced to allow his attendance of the Indonesians-only school there as an Indonesian Citizen.