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SwampSlayer39 37 points ago +37 / -0

Jesus Christ is not being fat really going to become a micro aggression?

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +17 / -3

We need fatpeoplehate.win, ASAP.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, not being fat already makes you a misogynist, sexist, racist, nazi white supremacist so...

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SteelMongoose 33 points ago +33 / -0

The modern feminist, more than anything else, wants to be celebrated for being fat, ugly, and unpleasant.

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CahalTheMad 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's like feminazis are trying as hard as they can to be the most undesirable, worthless, ugly, gross, intolerable, hateful garbage on earth, then declaring those negatives to actually be positives just so they can name-call and hate on men. Clown World Ultimate.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, they just like to be lazy and overeat

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TooLazy 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's because they know that they are unpleasant. They need the undue celebration to try to convince themselves otherwise.

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chelthing 17 points ago +17 / -0

If you have been starving, yes. If you have been watching Netflix in sweatpants slamming Ben and Jerry's every night, no.

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women_for_trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I know whenever they show those people that live to be over 100 years old they are always 300 lbs. /s

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trump20242024 9 points ago +9 / -0

You gotta admit the idea that you can live longer by getting bigger and bigger has some weird logic to it. I bet you could easily convince a group of children of this.

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bigger you are, the longer you will last.

Obviously!

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climatestatis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just look at the lifestyles of 50lb people versus 150lb. One group is clearly earning more, owns more, is more educated, has more sex, and is free to do almost anything they want.

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GGRain 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't say no, that depends on the weight of the person. If someone is unhealthy thin, than slowly gaining weight is good. But if you are obese, fat or just healthy already? Than no.

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ikeepforgettingname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. Because if I stayed my original weight of 5 lbs 2 ounce I feel I would have a shorter life span.

Misleading with narratives that trick the reader into false assumptions is like #1 media tactic.

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BS2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can being 500lbs and not being able to get out of bed STILL be attractive?

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

To anyone that likes to fuck folds.

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

vomit in my mouth -- thanks

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

tips fedora

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ztrich007 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is the end my guys. America was nice while it lasted

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AgentGTO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well that depends. Is the weight gain from muscle or fat? This picture is making me think they're talking about fat.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. We know this because the oldest living people are all dried up raisin people with no body fat.

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Faktchecker69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat = ugly, unhealthy. Really simple concept.

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PhD_in_everything 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally all studies show that the key to longevity is actually slowing down your organism by lowering your caloric intake.

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Southern_Belle 0 points ago +1 / -1

"My friend is a doctor of medicine and I am a doctor of many things."

Tom Baker as Dr. Who

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DLukkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have a ticket for the Titanic, maybe. Otherwise, indeed No.

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dissolvedgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

link to the study if anyone wants a chuckle

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to know a woman who looked a lot like the woman on the left. Last time I saw her, she was 5 feet wide and started wearing her hair like the queen of hearts.

There's just a certain point at which it balloons out of control.

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CrimsonSentinal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure, if you know you'll be stranded on a deserted island for a week or two... it'll take you a little longer to die thanks to the stored body fat.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prolong the suffering.

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journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d hit all of them except the one with the short hair.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

That one hit you!

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Belleoffreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Translation: healthy people in the US tend to gain weight as they age.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is, in fact, the number one cause of premature death.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh. "Premature" is relative. Super skinny people are also unhealthy, and tend to die earlier than people who are fat but otherwise healthy.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

The human species isn't designed for sustained fatness. Sure we can put on fat for survival reasons but the human body is designed to deal with a struggle for food. Starvation. People confuse malnutrition with being skinny. They're two different things.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you get stranded without food for weeks you will probably fare better if you are a bit heavy to start with.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where will I ever be stranded without food?

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Re-education camp?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heck, here in MN they give so much food away. Poor starving people are obese

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

It extends your life over quickly gaining weight?

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FattyWatt 1 point ago +1 / -0

No NO No NO no NO no NOOOO!

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slow diabetes is still diabetes.

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will drasticly shorten it if you get the china virus.

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Global_Tornado 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's called growing up you retarded bastards.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, if you're underweight then yes. Apparently those in the "overweight", but not "obese" categories do have a longer lifespan, but that just means they need to shift their categories by a point or two.

Being 300 pounds at 5'3" is not healthy for anyone.