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CrankyCrab 56 points ago +57 / -1

There are way better things to do than watch a bunch of entitled millionaires chase a ball while crying social injustice.

I do hope Tampa wins. Since Brady is President Trump's friend, the looney left will meltdown to oblivion.

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Matrix_Exodus 17 points ago +17 / -0

I decided to have a MarioKart Tournament with the family while getting sugared up on cookies and sodas. Much more fun than I ever had watching a super bowl.

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EMP2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stupid blue shells

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Matrix_Exodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

True dat

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MAGACountryResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

MarioKart 64 I hope! Best game ever made!

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Matrix_Exodus 2 points ago +2 / -0

MarioKart 8. Only played 64 once, and it is awesome though.

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WhiteLash 17 points ago +18 / -1

This!

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Judiwont 8 points ago +9 / -1

Same

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MAGACountryResident 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn’t watch a second but from what my fiancé is telling me people are losing their minds because he didn’t wear a mask walking in or once on the bench. They are also praising PatCuck Maholmes because he wore a mask the entire time he wasn’t in the game. I fucking love Tom Brady.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao yeah I didn’t see him wear a mask once. Probably why Maholmes looked like a tired little bitch cause he was oxygen deprived.

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bourbon_neat -6 points ago +3 / -9

Spoiler alert - the refs gave the game to tampa in about as egrigious fashion that the legislatures and judiciaries gave the 2020 election away to biden.

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Breadstick4 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dont you mean now with 2 minutes left ( i checked in just to see the winner) the refs call the game, everybody goes home with the score 31-9 tampa up and then tomorrow when we wake up we hear the cheifs won 32-31

Like that? Because that was election

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TheKingOL 18 points ago +20 / -2

But with a high of 86 updoots on "rising" ... I fear some of our fellow Pedes got weak in the end!

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hloblart 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not watching it, but to be fair, I think the NFL is pretty low on our list these days. Then again, I haven't been paying attention to them the past 6 months.

Far more important to boycott google, facebook, twitter, amazon, walmart, fox news, forbes, and on, and on than the NFL as far as I know.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +2 / -1

so true, I was talking about not watching it. But I have nothing else to do tonight, so instead I am just changing the channel for every commercial and halftime.

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TheKingOL 0 points ago +1 / -1

Take note - half time, and it's now up to 220. Someone is updooting, but STILL WATCHING THE FUCKING NFL.. homo's.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +2 / -1

Watching them screaming, jumping around and fighting each other is more entertaining than the current Animal Planet, atleast.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

You missed the First Lady refeREEE in super bowl history!!! It was history in the making and YOU MISSED IT!!! INSPIRATION TO LITTLE GIRLS EVERYWHERE. because I know out of all the women I’ve met, about 98% of them have the same dream, to be a line judge at the super bowl.

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GetWokeGetBroke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say this.

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T_DforTrump2020 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Weak is letting not watching a game because a couple dozen people kneeled for the National Anthem. I'm watching it. Better than coming on here and seeing all of you sucking each other off because you're not watching it. The circle jerk is REAL.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you had so much more time for better pursuits!

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 13 points ago +15 / -2

Fuck the BLM Bowl.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol at the few BLM supporters downvoting me.

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GabeC1997 11 points ago +13 / -2

To be honest, I didn't even realize the super bowl was today until I saw all the memes about it.

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Zskills 6 points ago +7 / -1

I only knew it was today because of coworkers. Still no idea who is playing

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TrumpWonBigly2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't matter. NFL is almost entirely cucked faggots. It's detrimental to your mind and soul to follow anything related to a faggot league such as the NFL

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BS2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

cheers! No more Money to ANY privileged pricks that tell me how I should think!

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NoMoreMao 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’ve been watching The original Addam’s family on Pluto TV. When TV was funny.

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Judiwont 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was watching the Munsters on Metv

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was watching Gilligan’s Island

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cik23 2 points ago +3 / -1

Been watching Gunsmoke.

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Zskills -1 points ago +1 / -2

Always sunny is good too.

Edit: who the hell downvotes always sunny. That show is funny as hell.

charlies of the world.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seinfeld was always my jam.

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borscht-nazi 3 points ago +5 / -2

It's not a good thing to celebrate, you imbecile. They've won destroying American culture and you dimwitted pencil-necks are cheering.

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Rylan 3 points ago +5 / -2

What the super bowl? It Sounds gay..

Im drinking a few beers and playing banjo.. definitely recommend it

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here2red 2 points ago +3 / -1

The Super Bowl is almost over

The MAGA man is about to pull off his 7th Champsionship

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NoMoreMao -1 points ago +3 / -4

You mean the BLM bootlicking cocksucker?

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11B_2506 2 points ago +4 / -2

Feels good to be free from the nfl teat.

Fuck em all.

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Skyrison 2 points ago +2 / -0

not even on my mind! was a nice relaxing night

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PepeMaxxus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cheers!... Wife and I are catching up on a Netflix show "Heartland", that we had stepped away from during election season. Gotta admit, it's nice to see a show that portrays values.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to watch, but I'm rooting for Brady in KC.

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NoogMan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Amen!

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dr_gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell, I literally didn't even know the Super Bowl was played last night until I came here this morning. The NFL isn't even remotely on my radar anymore. In fact, I don't even know who played, other than Tom Brady. And I'm not sure which team he's even on now.

Fuck the NFL. Fuck the NBA. Fuck Hollywood. I'm done with all that shit. I refuse to be lectured by the country's biggest morons.

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always liked to not watch.

Do. Not watch.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sports are for playing, not watching.

I look around at people in various groups, and use my gut reaction regarding how they are in order to guide my opinion if what makes them a group. This works extremely well in most cases. When it comes to sports, it ends up being mostly fat dudes sitting on couches. No interest in that from me!

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thisaintitchief76 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hopped on PSN and played GTA online with randoms. Yes, I had more fun playing a video game with random people in a lobby than a $50 billion footbaw game filled with leftist garbage and blm pandering. Oof. fuck the nfl.

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Tintop 1 point ago +1 / -0

The what?

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zaku 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Australian, I don't even watch the Superbowl anyway lol

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Tugboatguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now to get some yellow ludes and drive the lambo

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you. Cheers!

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yeoman3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leonardo has callouses on his butt.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t watch 1 minute,

Didn’t even miss it a little.

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maestrolive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good movie.

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billDwahl 1 point ago +1 / -0

What superbowl?

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CardinalR451 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Were not going to spend much on commercials."

Loses everyone who mutes the game to watch a few good new commercials.

What Ad-Wizard came up with that one?

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super what?

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bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

no reason to waste my time watching overpaid douchebags

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Supersurge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haven't been interested in supporting the NFL in a long time

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hale45 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t wait to see what the ratings are. With the scamdemic there is no reason for them not to have record numbers. I can’t wait to see the mental Olympics they do Monday to explain why viewership is down.

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The_MAGA_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read "Not Watching the Toilet Bowl"

Read it again... Should be Toilet Bowl...

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NotWinston 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a lifelong KC fan, I can't help but notice some similarities: the "referees" decided to "spot" the pre-decided winner a significant advantage. Then let the natural "outcome" take place.

Nothing like voting. Absolutely not.

See, also, Green Bay v Tampa Bay

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't deserve this because I didn't care about sports in the first place.

Never have, probably never will.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point it would be far more unpleasant for me to watch the NFL than not watch it, and I used to watch every televised game. Their leftist fuckery over the past several years has made them repulsive to me and I don't even like hearing people talk about it or seeing a game on at a bar or restaurant. In fact, we had plans to go to dinner tonight but I canceled when I remembered that this fucking game was being played, because I knew it would be on at the restaurant. That bullshit leftist political organization masquerading as a sports league is dead to me.

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Imtom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't watch a minute of it. But I did read Tampa Bay had won. Good, there's something about Tom Brady that passes people off. I like that in a man.

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randomnancy 1 point ago +3 / -2

What the fuck is a "super bowl"?

Sounds pathetic.

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freeper9000 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm laying in bed surfing patriots.win. Hell, I don't even think I could watch it if I wanted. It would have to be streaming for free somewhere, but I zero interest.

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Zskills 1 point ago +3 / -2

The super what? Oh you mean that show with people running back and forth with commie shit on their uniforms.

Yeah... I'm good on that.

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PepePedebone 0 points ago +2 / -2

Was that tonight? Huh. Well I guess I won't find the final score here! Actually, I could care less anymore. Screw'em

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BadManOrange 0 points ago +2 / -2

I've been busy doing chores around the house. Just sat down to relax for the first time today with a glass of whiskey... but the 2nd half of the super bowl is low on my list of ways that I want to relax.

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Azrael1776 0 points ago +2 / -2

Fuck the shitter bowl, fuck the NFL, fuck spoiled professional sports players who think they're oppressed.

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Rockhad10 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Simply put, I didn’t watch it because I’m white and proud of my heritage. Not one slave owner ever in my family. Not now, not ever. We were poor, needy, the works. We carried our asses to work and have survived. We never wanted pity.

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panic_scam -1 points ago +1 / -2

Lmfao fucking liars. You all watched the rather based T Brady stomp the Queefs and you know it. Quit karma-whoring.