24 Hellman’s bought a SuperBowl commercial. Buy generic, it’s cheaper anyways. (media.patriots.win) posted 66 days ago by DragonEnergyDick 66 days ago by DragonEnergyDick +24 / -0 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (12) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 4 ▼ – CaptainYuck 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0 I stay buying Publix brand fuck you mean permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – SliceOFriedGold 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0 Dukes or gtfo permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ArkansasMaven 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0 I like Blue Plate. Made with only yolks. And yes, thanks for the heads up. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Verrerogo 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0 If you put some egg yolks in a blender (separated, only yolks), turn it on, and drizzle a thin stream of acid such as lemon juice or vinegar into it, as it is blending, you can make your own mayonnaise. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheCandorist 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0 Why not buy Dukes unless they were bought out. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – sully 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0 Eh I bought a Kroger brand mayo months back and it turned to pure liquid oil in my fridge, so no thanks. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DragonEnergyDick [S] 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0 Kroger’s is cucked too. I’m lucky to have a non-cucked local grocery. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – GWNorthman 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0 Thanks for the heads up. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Stanwyk74 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0 Real soybean oil permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DutchMFer 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0 I remember how Mayonaise was white people food and when black people still made jokes about affirmative action. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – HankHayes 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0 Hellman's has 1 gram of sugar per serving, Kraft Real Mayo has zero sugar. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0
I stay buying Publix brand fuck you mean
Dukes or gtfo
I like Blue Plate. Made with only yolks. And yes, thanks for the heads up.
If you put some egg yolks in a blender (separated, only yolks), turn it on, and drizzle a thin stream of acid such as lemon juice or vinegar into it, as it is blending, you can make your own mayonnaise.
Why not buy Dukes unless they were bought out.
Eh I bought a Kroger brand mayo months back and it turned to pure liquid oil in my fridge, so no thanks.
Kroger’s is cucked too. I’m lucky to have a non-cucked local grocery.
Thanks for the heads up.
Real soybean oil
I remember how Mayonaise was white people food and when black people still made jokes about affirmative action.
Hellman's has 1 gram of sugar per serving, Kraft Real Mayo has zero sugar.