Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did they lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to be goin' to Kansas City. I want the Kansas City Chiefs to win the Super Bowl to show Tom Brady. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were doing well in the NFL???? This is so fucked.
WHY DID TOM BRADY WIN?!?!?
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GOAT always finds a way... MAGA
Because he is Tom Brady Sir. He likes to win. And shame on you for doing what you did. Perhaps get a place of your own.
I’m glad Florida got a win, I admire their governor and the fuck that attitude towards masks. Red state, even Miami county almost went red. Yeah the nfl is fagafied, but I just felt like watching a football game. 🇺🇸
Is that you Jonathan Hill?
What? Is this trolling or something? This reads like someone trying to rile up people.
Yes it's the Bernie tendies copypasta but changed slightly
Knew something was really off about it. Appreciate the clarification.
Because of secret messages through the helmet sound systems. Lots of tipping off plays and formations.
Big scandal to erupt soon. May result in 1-year suspension for Brady.
How did you come across this information?
Well, you could look at it this way: The Buck's didn't win as much as KC beat themselves. In the face. With a crowbar. On national television.
“Let me tell you what I really do. I soak myself in lamp oil and then I burn myself in front of the crowd. Well, I’ve burned myself several times. I’m only scarred about the face and breast, chest, neck and head. It’s not too bad, but… umm, other than that, I look fine. A little makeup conceals everything. Honey, listen. It works.”