Damn it. Now I have to give up my favorite mayonnaise. Fuck you Hellman's
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Please tell me this is some terrible photoshop or something. Wake me when this is over, I want off this fucking clown car.
Oh Lord I looked it up and it's real. I can't even have fucking mayo anymore. Is nothing sacred? Any recommendations, I kind of glob the shit out of the stuff when making sandwiches.
You can always make it. I figured that out years ago when the chickens were giving me too many eggs. You just put all the ingredients except the oil into a blender, start the blender with the lid on, and then drizzle oil through the hole in the cap, takes like two minutes and no fascism required.
Probably what I'll have to do. I'm just sitting here shaking my head. If they had picked some regular famous idiot, I probably wouldn't have cared. But Amy Schumer? Anyone who does business with that woman is sick and depraved.
I know. I did not watch the super bowl but seeing her disgusting face cemented it for me. Ugh, Hellman's. Bad decision.
But seriously. I started making my own mayonnaise years ago when I discovered the magic of "flavored" mayonnaise. I like spicy things and found out that I can add stuff like wasabi, hot sauce etc. and had no idea that mayo (and other sauces) was so easy to make if you've got a blender and five minutes. And I am not exactly the "galloping gourmet" type.
Keep the faith, fren! We're all in this together. I'm pullin for ya.
Sir Kensington's sunflower oil mayo, or Costco's avocado mayo.