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Beat_to_Quarters 72 points ago +72 / -0

Besides, isnt the super bowl always during February? Lol. Are they just noticing after his 7th win?

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borga 30 points ago +30 / -0

It takes a while to connect both neurons on these people. Give them time.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s just two cells hitting small electron sized golf balls at each other from across the skull. In the dark.

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SuitwoWTR 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fairly sure none of them ever have watched a single game and I'm almost certain none of them will in the future. They just want to complain about it will not being involved whatsoever.

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unclebobinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been to Super Bowl parties and at least half of them have a small group of people crowded around the TV while everyone else is eating hot dogs, chips, and drinking while hitting on the fat chicks and trailer trash single moms dumb enough to be there.

And of course it's always the white guys glued to the TV. And if there is a black guy watching he's usually the type who talks normal English and has a job and gets called caramel or Uncle Tom or whatever the fuck they call "blacks who act white".

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oreosssss lmao

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes that's one I was especially thinking of. Black on the outside and white on the inside.

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is usually at end of January