I don't think that's why he was visiting. He was there for the walnut sauce.

Isn't that interesting that Fauxi visited gay hook-up facilities and came out of it demanding we get anal-intrusion WuFlu tests. He learned that cockamamie idea somewhere!

Here's the deal: if the Chinese Virus is so contagious that the government feels entitled to forbid me from seeing my elderly family, and must shut down every "non-essential" avenue of work that fails to directly support the Leftist Agenda... then why is it they have to jam a foot-long Qtip up my nose (twice?) Having been subjected to the nose-rape more than once, I strongly refuse their "right" to poke things into my buttocks, especially considering their enthusiastic rooting-out of my sinuses.