As a carpenter I work with Gorilla Glue a lot. It's one of hardest things to get off your skin if it gets on your hands--it begins to expand after it's exposed to the air, so it actually expands into your skin and is very hard to remove. Unless you wait for your skin to shed naturally, you'll take some of your skin off with it if you try to forcibly remove it. There are warnings on the bottle which explain this.

Short of two-part epoxy resin, gorilla glue is maybe the strongest construction adhesive available on the market. The idea that someone would use this as if it was pomade is just unbelievable to me. And then you're going to sue the company? Stories like this continue to demonstrate that Clown World has no peak.