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GORILLA IS STRONK 🦍 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by burrito ago by burrito +205 / -3
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HumansDisgustMe 11 points ago +11 / -0

If Gorilla Glue was smart, they make this cunt their poster child.

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wildpix 7 points ago +7 / -0

What "hair"?

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her weave is glued to her scalp

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Trilby 7 points ago +7 / -0

I already said too much about this! Don't go there...

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W_L_M 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glue censorship

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POPOPO 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha....how stupid....but then again, look at who did it.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 6 points ago +6 / -0

this HAS to be a 4chan op it reeks of it LMAO and i love the smell

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PeacefullautoFlavor 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO

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Barbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who in their right mind thought using GG to attach their weave was a good idea? Lol.

A woman just like her was the one who sued Kellogg’s for false advertising because she thought Captain Krunch with Krunch Berries was healthy, since it had berries in it.

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd be down for a class action for severe upper palette damage over the years. That shit spends about 3.5 minutes lava rock sharp, then degrades to mush in like 5 seconds.

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Americanapplepie 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a dumb bitch.

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Krakenhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's more funny because Gorilla Glue virtue signalled earlier in support of BLM. I hope she sues them and wins.

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TehAgent 4 points ago +4 / -0

The memes still make themselves.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did she put it on her fake eyelashes, too?

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sue who for what, now? Hope her state makes the loser pay the winner's legal fees.

And look, I swear I've never compared a whole race of people to an animal. Individuals, sure. I mean, Taylor Swift looks like a mouse; there's an adjective called "mousy," and it fits her. Murr from Impractical Jokers truly looks like a ferret or weasel, home boy from Twilight/alpaca, etc. If you're gonna use a product named after a certain animal in a moronic sort of way, and then act even stupider about it, you deserve any jokes made at your expense, and keep that victim card behind your library card in your backup wallet at home. Ya retarded monkey.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please please please put me on that jury! 🙋

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dicks out!

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Skyrison 0 points ago +1 / -1

seriously.....

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POPOPO -1 points ago +1 / -2

Calling her a gorilla is not niice.

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

To gorillas.

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