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dookiebot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI "When did you post the meme?"

"About 2:05"

FBI "Hmm. The date on your meme is 2:04."

"Well, either 2:04 or 2:05,"

FBI "You told us 2:04 but the evidence said 2:05. We are placing you under arrest for lying to a FBI agent."

That is why you don't say shit.