HARAMBE DINDU NUFFIN so stop blaming him for your stupidity
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posted ago by Monsieur_Novembre
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Lolz i might have to sue Gorilla Glue because despite the label saying do not ingest... It doesn't specifically tell ME that it can't be used to make cakes!!!
So im making a Gorilla glue cupcake and get me a lawyer because Shmartz
Question is, do you have the correct skin tone?
Dammit betrayed by my melatonin once again
Yep i didn't see that legal hole in my case, oh well back to the drawing board i guess
I heard it also works as a great feminine-hygeine spray. Seals up the stank!
Some ambulance chaser probably told her they would representate her pro bono. If I had to guess
Yep, drag it to an out of court settlement, pay it off to end the hemorrhage! 🙄🇺🇸
I dont think she knows there's skin underneath her hair.
Glue name checks out for the retard.
Guess Tessica hasn’t heard of the “Reasonable Person” standard... https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Reasonable+person+standard
Do you realize how difficult it is to jog with your hair glued to your head? This girl needs to be paid!!
It does say Gorilla on the package. What’s someone as dumb and ugly as a gorilla 🦍 to think.