You think braille spreads covid? I say this after having gouged my eyes out with a rusty spoon after seeing a photo of Psaki, the communist propaganda whore.
Science is completely corrupted like everything else. I've tried to explain this to the academics I know, but they have the system shoved so far up their ass, that they will reflexively circle the wagons and call you "anti-science."
A large part of science is where you look and what you look for. Any "science" that does not comport with the globalist models of profit and control will dismissed and not funded.
Not to mention, what makes it to peer-review depends on the decisions of publishers who are just as corruptable as any politician.
Many researchers seem to forget that fact. And those who are not working in science but are of "the party of science" have a religious faith that the system is pure and infallible. They need to believe that.
Cyrillic is actually really cool. Like the English (Roman) alphabet it derives from ancient Greek. The shapes we know are primarily from changes the Romans made where that didn't happen with Cyrillic, making it look more like Greek in some aspects but modified completely differently in others.
The next person in charge after the pendulum swings will likely be worse than Hitler and I’m ok with that. At this point, I’m rather open to having an actual fascist on our side.
The phrase doesn't matter, the point of the comment is the same as the article, English has more hard sounds where you expell droplets than other languages.
PRESUME (don't prove) catastrophic warming; flood science literature with (irrelevant) papers about the effect of heat on critters, people and environment; cite ALL the papers as 'supportive' of catastrophic warming.
Junk Science Primer: COVID
PRESUME (don't prove) droplet spread from asymptomatic patients; flood literature and news with (irrelevant) theories and computer model animations about plumes of COVID in public spaces; cite all these theories as 'supportive' of perpetual lockdown escalation.
French with the elongated vowels, german with all the spitting, italian with the double channel transmission with all the hand waving.
The "more than some" means nothing. English is definitely worse than, say, sign language for sure. But where does it rank in a list of all languages? May be even better than most.
It’s ridiculous we are even having this debate. Where is the English speaker when he speaks his language? Lots of English speakers live in rural areas so could speak English 24/7 and not infect anyone, Chinese big cities live 1m away from each other at all times so only need to say one sentence and have already spread more germs than the rural Englishman. It’s such a stupid think to think, let alone getting printed and paid for the column.
The bureaucrats who enforce and spew this drivel certainly are. The real powers behind them know the truth. It's more helpful to have an army of useful idiots who would never question someone with the "authority" stamp of approval though. "But the [insert authority here] said!"
War are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
They write this drivel because idiots in their target audience are stupid enough to believe it .. and vote accordingly. This is the very definition of propaganda.
"Why Holding In Your Farts May Spread More Covid Than Just Letting Them Rip" will be tomorrow along with another push for "anal swabbing". These people are sick and retarded.
Soon enough they will find that there is a need of only one media company in a dictatorship. If America continues on its road then they will find themselves out of a job very quickly.
Summary: the researchers used covid case counts in each country to draw conclusions as to what languages spread it most easily. Countries where the dominate language uses “aspirated consonants” also had most covid cases per capita.
So a few things:
the paper was first published in June 2020, so not a ton of time to collect accurate data.
why trust each country to be honest with their covid reporting, let alone the problem with diff labs/countries use diff cycle threshold for PCR tests.
The news article headline is a bit sensational, singling out english. The research highlights languages with “aspirated consonants” not just english.
Last year the Japanese were congratulating themselves (as they love to do about anything) talking about how English has many more aspirated [p] sounds than Japanese does and how this was spreading covid. More than a millennium ago, Japanese had many more P's, but they changed to F sounds (just like Greek phi did; the spelling of the name of the letter shows how it was once pronounced) and then later to H. (This is why the name of the nation of Japan can be either 'Nippon' or 'Nihon'.)
It was stupid self-congratulatory nonsense and I wonder why English is singled out as the super-spreader language when there are lots of language with aspirated sounds. Chinese certainly has them, right Mister Hsi Chin-p'ing?
Don't underestimate these people. Alison Escalante is a professor in Oregon and one of the best known publishers of blogs about marxist organizing. These people are sick.
Because redpilling requires people to have some ability to think. At the present moment, they're too braindead to think beyond "Labcoat guy say science thing. Do thing cause labcoat guy say."
Google white-owned business near me. The result black owned business's. Racism against white's and english is the trend. Duck it too and see what you get.
To be fair to DDG, are there any directories/websites with the balls to put up a page with "White-owned businesses." Probably not. It's hard to index something that probably doesn't exist. I tried the search with -black, -women and -LBGT and you basically just get a generic business listing.
On the bright side the black, women, and LGBT-owned directories are helpful to point out which to avoid. In the case of women-owned particularly because it's very likely they won't be in business too long.
Yeah, now do Farsi. I love how that article makes it seem like the Chinese are completely innocent in all this, but because they're forced to speak English to tourists, they spread it more easily.
Lol, these people live in a pathetic shityy little bubble. If you have ever been around a Slovak or Czech speaker, you know the amount of spit flying out of their mouths is excessive. Same for any language that rolls their r's, like Spanish and Portuguese.
i firmly believe, they are just going all out now, and seeing how much they can push and force on people before we all start pushing back
I always picture a bunch of leftist douchebags in a room coming up with the most outlandish bullshit and then taking bets as to if they can get the brain dead to believe it
Good thing we only speak Russian here at thedonald
You think braille spreads covid? I say this after having gouged my eyes out with a rusty spoon after seeing a photo of Psaki, the communist propaganda whore.
She's the poster girl for the expression "beaten like a red headed step child"
We'll have to circle back to your upvote on this matter.
she looks like Zuckerberg with longer hair
Zuckerbot is a later prototype of psaki-bot, who was built with only a few preprogrammed npc responses.
Circle back to banning people?
Damn. lol
Of course braille spreads KungFlu. Duh! Gotta to touch those little dots to read...
I miss Kayleigh!!!! She was so BASED, so beautiful, and so intelligent. None of this "circle back" bullshit.
Kayleigh ain't no circle back girl!
ACTUALLY!!
I see that BOTH Authors of this “study”.... Hold Academic Positions.... in The Russian Federation!
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7263261/#!po=7.14286
Georgios P. Georgiou (a,b,c)
Ahmad Kilani (d)
Georgios P. Georgiou: [email protected] Ahmad Kilani: [email protected]
Science is completely corrupted like everything else. I've tried to explain this to the academics I know, but they have the system shoved so far up their ass, that they will reflexively circle the wagons and call you "anti-science."
A large part of science is where you look and what you look for. Any "science" that does not comport with the globalist models of profit and control will dismissed and not funded.
It is why there is a new category called "Scientism".
No longer do people have to... ✅Observation ✅Question ✅Hypothesis ✅Experiment ✅Results ✅Conclusion
Now, sheeple just have to believe what scientist tell them to believe... and like a bunch of quacks.... they actually DO....
🤦♀️
Not to mention, what makes it to peer-review depends on the decisions of publishers who are just as corruptable as any politician.
Many researchers seem to forget that fact. And those who are not working in science but are of "the party of science" have a religious faith that the system is pure and infallible. They need to believe that.
I can’t even watch that inbred
"Your Face is Happy Like the Moon"
Здравствуйте, товарищ. Я делаю это правильно?
What do these moon runes say?
"Good morning comrade, am I doing it right?"
(Not sure, I only know the alphabet and am speaking other slavic language, but I think it's at least close)
It sounds context-appropriate.
⠠⠞⠕⠕ ⠍⠥⠉⠓ ⠑⠽⠑ ⠃⠇⠑⠁⠉⠓. ⠠⠓⠁⠙ ⠞⠕ ⠞⠽⠏⠑ ⠊⠝ ⠠⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑. ⠠⠞⠓⠁⠝⠅ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠕⠍⠗⠁⠙⠑⠖
Reeeeeee!! This thread is turning into a super spreader!!!
⠠⠊⠀⠉⠄⠞⠀⠗⠂⠙⠀⠱⠁⠞⠀⠠⠊⠀⠉⠄⠞⠀⠞⠳⠡
If I touch this, will I die?
Are you wearing a mask? or two?
Nicely done. I used a translator, so I can't say for sure, but yes that's basically it.
I don’t know but I understand it more than the garbage that spews out of Biden’s cockholster.
Crazy looking, isn't it? All caps, just the caps are a bit larger.
I tried speaking it and summoned an Incubus trying to fuck me. Wait...it was just a democrat.
Cyrillic is actually really cool. Like the English (Roman) alphabet it derives from ancient Greek. The shapes we know are primarily from changes the Romans made where that didn't happen with Cyrillic, making it look more like Greek in some aspects but modified completely differently in others.
"Speak, friend, and enter."
"Mellon...."
But enough about the contents of your average Dem's head.
Damn. Wish I could read Spanish.
Live mas
I’m pretty sure Taco Bell is a hinderance to that statement.
Taco bell taught me everything I need to know to get by in Mexico, Columbia, or California.
Привет! Я говорю по-русский хорошо и я люблю Дональд Трамп
Наконец-то эти капиталистические свиньи заплатят за свои преступления, а? Эх товарищ?
Does this mean you're a Russian or are you trying to prevent yourself from getting the desease?
English speakers should wear 4 masks and a diving helmet.
Don't forget a turnip in your left pocket
An onion on your belt?
I'm a goddamn onion Mason
as was the style of the time
5 buffalos for a quarter, you'd say.
That's not a turnip...
While being literally Hitler and simultaneously worse than Hitler.
We multi-task well
The next person in charge after the pendulum swings will likely be worse than Hitler and I’m ok with that. At this point, I’m rather open to having an actual fascist on our side.
Hey, who are you calling a Russian Bot?
Is funny inside joke, comrade. I now go to drink vodka and live in poverty.
Woah, Vlad!
I bet speaking Mandarin spreads it the least, right?
And Ebonics.
Krunk!
Kangs and sheeeeeeeeeeiiit!
What the hell is krunk?
--- the noise a car trunk makes when slammed down really hard.
It's when your teeth are all metal. They think they'll get into a James Bond movie.
krazy drunk
Awwww shiiiieeet, ni hao, essay.
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here, but the way words in spanish are spoken has very little spit expelled.
Say "PISSED SHIT!. You'll spit at the 'p' and 't'
On the other hand covid fear porn is fear porn and this shit is dumb.
This does not align with white man bad, kill whitey, and death to America.
It's just a train ...
I'm pissed as shit man. When ya think about that, it's pretty disgusting lol.
na, it's universal.
I'm pissed as shit, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
Network was on TV yesterday. First time I ever saw it. Would never have watched it unless it had been discussed here.
Talkin' bout my generation
The phrase doesn't matter, the point of the comment is the same as the article, English has more hard sounds where you expell droplets than other languages.
Probably not more than German. Or Vietnamese. Or many other languages.
Then Germans and Arabs must be all be infected with all those spitty sounds they've got.
Which Spanish dialect are you using? I thought only mainland european spanish spoke with a cultural lisp.
I heard it from some guys from Mexico City.
Like 'pues' almost sounded like 'bues'.
Arabic would probably spread the most since half the language is like a smoker's cough
Haha I came to say. One of their letters you have to hock a loogie to say the word properly
Yiddish is a language based on phlegm
derka derka, haka... shirpa shirpa? haka... muhammed jihad, derka derka!
ah, a linguist!
Arabic would spread the least .. because goats don't get the covid.
Like someone gargling on goat cock.
That would be the letter, 'ghain'. If they choke during it, then out comes the letter 'qaf".
Junk Science Primer: climate
Junk Science Primer: COVID
Xiao Bai Deng agrees.
First thought.
"I write about the science of performance" 😆
We give this science performance two thumbs down.
I'm tired of people with no actual science background pretending to be scientists.
except to pronounce a lot of mandarin contorts your tongue, jaw, and lips the same way a sneeze would.
Kamala enjoys another activity that contorts your lips and jaws that way.
We joke now but the way things are going.
Why being a white person is dangerous to the World. FIFY
I mean stupid don lemon still have a job after saying white men are the enemy of the world...
Bingo. This is 100% anti-White propaganda.
It's our greatest national security threat. Third worlders are the source of our strength! Kill whitey. Thank you.
German is my native tongue, our words are twice as long as the English counterparts, why is German not hailed as the spreader of covid?
Don't you mean "heiled" as the spreader?
🏅
Take your upTrump!
specially when you pronounce "Pfizer"...
German also has a few consonants that promote a bit of spray, in my opinion (at least for Americans trying to learn it)!
What about any Slavic language with hard consonants?
Slavic babes give me an instant hard consonant every time I see one.
Because Germany has submitted to the invasion?
Arabic would be the worst with all that "haucking" 🙃
French with the elongated vowels, german with all the spitting, italian with the double channel transmission with all the hand waving.
The "more than some" means nothing. English is definitely worse than, say, sign language for sure. But where does it rank in a list of all languages? May be even better than most.
It’s ridiculous we are even having this debate. Where is the English speaker when he speaks his language? Lots of English speakers live in rural areas so could speak English 24/7 and not infect anyone, Chinese big cities live 1m away from each other at all times so only need to say one sentence and have already spread more germs than the rural Englishman. It’s such a stupid think to think, let alone getting printed and paid for the column.
Yiddish/Hebrew is the same way.
Ah yes covid is the Metal Gear Solid 5 Vocal cord parasite
They played us like a damn fiddle!
We need to speak Navajo
Haha came searching the comments for this reference, glad it was made
same!
Wait, so does this mean that all English speakers are a part of the skulls now?
Those fuckers were always so damn annoying.
With a "vaccine" that makes people sterile.
"Speak Mandarin to save lives!" /s
Is this satire? It looks like satire...
It's very real.
Goddammit... further proof that whenever these people talk about science they mean “sCiEnCe”.
It is SCIENCE!
Are we sciencing yet?
I don’t believe these people are writing this lunacy with a straight face.
I think they are. They’re deadly serious about their ideology. Don’t forget that.
The bureaucrats who enforce and spew this drivel certainly are. The real powers behind them know the truth. It's more helpful to have an army of useful idiots who would never question someone with the "authority" stamp of approval though. "But the [insert authority here] said!"
War are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
They write this drivel because idiots in their target audience are stupid enough to believe it .. and vote accordingly. This is the very definition of propaganda.
I have no doubt that’s true, pede. 😁
"Why Holding In Your Farts May Spread More Covid Than Just Letting Them Rip" will be tomorrow along with another push for "anal swabbing". These people are sick and retarded.
I was assuming that all the talk about anal swabbing here was just irony. You make me think that it was attempted? Maybe successfully rebuffed?
I think China was trying to say it was "more accurate" or some stupid shit like that.
Holding your farts can be a dangerous game.
I live for that danger.
Fucking KEK!
How do these people have jobs?
Soon enough they will find that there is a need of only one media company in a dictatorship. If America continues on its road then they will find themselves out of a job very quickly.
Don’t those idiot websites just pay people piecework?
I ask that question often. Whats even scarier is the people willing to contribute to the publication.
a little old but holly shit :-p https://web.archive.org/web/20210110232434/https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisonescalante/2020/09/08/why-speaking-english-may-spread-more-coronavirus-than-other-languages/
And the research paper the article is sourced from:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7263261/
Summary: the researchers used covid case counts in each country to draw conclusions as to what languages spread it most easily. Countries where the dominate language uses “aspirated consonants” also had most covid cases per capita.
So a few things:
From the article:
“ Technically these numbers did not achieve statistical significance, but the observation is interesting nonetheless.”
Last year the Japanese were congratulating themselves (as they love to do about anything) talking about how English has many more aspirated [p] sounds than Japanese does and how this was spreading covid. More than a millennium ago, Japanese had many more P's, but they changed to F sounds (just like Greek phi did; the spelling of the name of the letter shows how it was once pronounced) and then later to H. (This is why the name of the nation of Japan can be either 'Nippon' or 'Nihon'.)
It was stupid self-congratulatory nonsense and I wonder why English is singled out as the super-spreader language when there are lots of language with aspirated sounds. Chinese certainly has them, right Mister Hsi Chin-p'ing?
Jeez, I only looked through for a few moments and almost lost half of my brain cells in the process of trying to comprehend this. Absolute stupidity!
WTF.
Worst part- this dumb bitch is a pediatrician.
Honk honk mf
Guess she just couldn’t hack it as an educator like Dr Jill.
<cLoWn WoRlD InTeNSifiES>
I'm guessing they want you speaking Mandarin
Don't underestimate these people. Alison Escalante is a professor in Oregon and one of the best known publishers of blogs about marxist organizing. These people are sick.
I am sure Ms. "Escalante" is totally not biased against the white man.
Stop noticing things.
This might escalant quickly
Journalists are attempting to curb Right Wing memes by writing stories that are already memes.
Theyre doing our job for us. I guess the left can meme, but only on themselves.
Cause engrish so raysists
How has Fauci saying 2 masks! not immediately red pilled the masses? One mask doesn't work but him saying 2 is pure clown show.
Because redpilling requires people to have some ability to think. At the present moment, they're too braindead to think beyond "Labcoat guy say science thing. Do thing cause labcoat guy say."
Entirely too eloquent.
Next: Cut out the tongues of all Trumpers
Nah, just sew the mouths shut.
Do I also get sword implants that are sheathed in my arms?
Alison is a "Contributor" to "Science" in the same way that I am a contributor to my local waste processing facility.
I see what you did there
And I bet my house that your contributions to the waste plant smell 100x better than this cunt's contributions to science.
This is some Metal Gear Solid V sounding shit, where the vocal cord parasite becomes active when the host speaks a certain language.
Google white-owned business near me. The result black owned business's. Racism against white's and english is the trend. Duck it too and see what you get.
I just use the mainstream penchant for BLACL OWNED AND LGB FRIENDLY as the "I'll-take-my-business-elsewhere" sign
To be fair to DDG, are there any directories/websites with the balls to put up a page with "White-owned businesses." Probably not. It's hard to index something that probably doesn't exist. I tried the search with -black, -women and -LBGT and you basically just get a generic business listing.
On the bright side the black, women, and LGBT-owned directories are helpful to point out which to avoid. In the case of women-owned particularly because it's very likely they won't be in business too long.
Apparently this bitch never pissed off a spanish speaking woman.
too late. it cannot be stopped unless somebody breaks it
Broken must be
Don't speak kilingon or were all dead.
You’d think any arab language would be the worst. All the phlegm and yelling.
Yeah, now do Farsi. I love how that article makes it seem like the Chinese are completely innocent in all this, but because they're forced to speak English to tourists, they spread it more easily.
science my fucking ass
Lol, these people live in a pathetic shityy little bubble. If you have ever been around a Slovak or Czech speaker, you know the amount of spit flying out of their mouths is excessive. Same for any language that rolls their r's, like Spanish and Portuguese.
or Hebrew or Russian...anything with sharp sounds or phlegmy back of the throat phonetics
Even Hebrew speakers who speak English are extra flemmy.
Shouldn't that be LGBTP+?
As in LGBTBBQ? Sure.
I was saying TP. +
Let’s go get Sheldon Whitehouse first.
This article spreads the Sweet and Sour.
Clearly hasn't heard any other language.
Jesus fucking christ this world is insane.
How about those middle eastern languages that sound like they're hacking up a lunger?
This is legitimately funny. I cant come up with satire as good as their real articles.
i firmly believe, they are just going all out now, and seeing how much they can push and force on people before we all start pushing back
I always picture a bunch of leftist douchebags in a room coming up with the most outlandish bullshit and then taking bets as to if they can get the brain dead to believe it
"SCIENCE"
Fixed: Why being a leftist is stupid and cunty.
What the hell is that?! Is it the equivalent of Babylon Bee or something?
Well, we already have world-wide proof that this thesis is wrong. I'm not even going to bother with a click.
Whenever I ululate and scream Allahu Akhbar I literally hock a loogie so I'm not sure i buy it.
English is full of fricatives that spray droplets around with every sentence.
lol
Bilabial fricative is a phrase I don't get to use often enough, lol
What has the world come to 🤡🌎
YOU LEARN CHINEEE!! YOU NO SPWEAD COVID!!!
The science of performance?
She writes about it. Not that she can perform.
This is a hoax -- it is not real...
It cannot be real...
Something seems familiar: https://youtu.be/mtnVU4BU39E