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Ameronaut 397 points ago +397 / -0

Good thing we only speak Russian here at thedonald

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DudePlayingaDude 107 points ago +107 / -0

You think braille spreads covid? I say this after having gouged my eyes out with a rusty spoon after seeing a photo of Psaki, the communist propaganda whore.

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xmetalgod 51 points ago +51 / -0

She's the poster girl for the expression "beaten like a red headed step child"

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bubadmt 27 points ago +27 / -0

We'll have to circle back to your upvote on this matter.

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NotAnotherNPC 15 points ago +15 / -0

she looks like Zuckerberg with longer hair

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zuckerbot is a later prototype of psaki-bot, who was built with only a few preprogrammed npc responses.

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Circle back to banning people?

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DudePlayingaDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn. lol

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Onlywayoutisthrough 19 points ago +19 / -0

Of course braille spreads KungFlu. Duh! Gotta to touch those little dots to read...

I miss Kayleigh!!!! She was so BASED, so beautiful, and so intelligent. None of this "circle back" bullshit.

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Guac_bowl 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kayleigh ain't no circle back girl!

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illmatic_diplomat 9 points ago +9 / -0

ACTUALLY!!

I see that BOTH Authors of this “study”.... Hold Academic Positions.... in The Russian Federation!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7263261/#!po=7.14286

Georgios P. Georgiou (a,b,c)

Ahmad Kilani (d)

(a) Department of General and Russian Linguistics, RUDN University, Moscow, Russian Federation

(b) Head of RUDN University Phonetic Lab, Russian Federation

(c) Department of Languages and Literature, University of Nicosia, Nicosia, Cyprus

(d) Department of Comparative Politics, RUDN University, Moscow, Russian Federation

Georgios P. Georgiou: [email protected] Ahmad Kilani: [email protected]

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this_mortal_coil 12 points ago +12 / -0

Science is completely corrupted like everything else. I've tried to explain this to the academics I know, but they have the system shoved so far up their ass, that they will reflexively circle the wagons and call you "anti-science."

A large part of science is where you look and what you look for. Any "science" that does not comport with the globalist models of profit and control will dismissed and not funded.

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Onlywayoutisthrough 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is why there is a new category called "Scientism".

No longer do people have to... ✅Observation ✅Question ✅Hypothesis ✅Experiment ✅Results ✅Conclusion

Now, sheeple just have to believe what scientist tell them to believe... and like a bunch of quacks.... they actually DO....

🤦‍♀️

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not to mention, what makes it to peer-review depends on the decisions of publishers who are just as corruptable as any politician.

Many researchers seem to forget that fact. And those who are not working in science but are of "the party of science" have a religious faith that the system is pure and infallible. They need to believe that.

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guitarmastershredder 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t even watch that inbred

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Test_user21 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Your Face is Happy Like the Moon"

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slimcoat 49 points ago +49 / -0

Здравствуйте, товарищ. Я делаю это правильно?

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Ridiculousposter 40 points ago +40 / -0

What do these moon runes say?

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RememberKosciuszko 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Good morning comrade, am I doing it right?"

(Not sure, I only know the alphabet and am speaking other slavic language, but I think it's at least close)

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

It sounds context-appropriate.

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DudePlayingaDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

⠠⠞⠕⠕ ⠍⠥⠉⠓ ⠑⠽⠑ ⠃⠇⠑⠁⠉⠓. ⠠⠓⠁⠙ ⠞⠕ ⠞⠽⠏⠑ ⠊⠝ ⠠⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑. ⠠⠞⠓⠁⠝⠅ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠕⠍⠗⠁⠙⠑⠖

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CrustySockpuppet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reeeeeee!! This thread is turning into a super spreader!!!

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Onlywayoutisthrough 4 points ago +4 / -0

⠠⠊⠀⠉⠄⠞⠀⠗⠂⠙⠀⠱⠁⠞⠀⠠⠊⠀⠉⠄⠞⠀⠞⠳⠡

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missfrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I touch this, will I die?

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Onlywayoutisthrough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you wearing a mask? or two?

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nicely done. I used a translator, so I can't say for sure, but yes that's basically it.

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spezisacuckold 19 points ago +19 / -0

I don’t know but I understand it more than the garbage that spews out of Biden’s cockholster.

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Trilby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crazy looking, isn't it? All caps, just the caps are a bit larger.

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Ridiculousposter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried speaking it and summoned an Incubus trying to fuck me. Wait...it was just a democrat.

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cyrillic is actually really cool. Like the English (Roman) alphabet it derives from ancient Greek. The shapes we know are primarily from changes the Romans made where that didn't happen with Cyrillic, making it look more like Greek in some aspects but modified completely differently in others.

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Numaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Speak, friend, and enter."

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Ridiculousposter 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Mellon...."

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

But enough about the contents of your average Dem's head.

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fthecoup 17 points ago +17 / -0

Damn. Wish I could read Spanish.

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Darkheartisland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Live mas

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CommieSlayer_147 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m pretty sure Taco Bell is a hinderance to that statement.

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Taco bell taught me everything I need to know to get by in Mexico, Columbia, or California.

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GeneralFlynn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Привет! Я говорю по-русский хорошо и я люблю Дональд Трамп

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this_mortal_coil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Наконец-то эти капиталистические свиньи заплатят за свои преступления, а? Эх товарищ?

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this mean you're a Russian or are you trying to prevent yourself from getting the desease?

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fthecoup 18 points ago +18 / -0

English speakers should wear 4 masks and a diving helmet.

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peruvianhat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget a turnip in your left pocket

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

An onion on your belt?

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ToxicTroublemaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a goddamn onion Mason

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EatPant 2 points ago +2 / -0

as was the style of the time

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

5 buffalos for a quarter, you'd say.

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not a turnip...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

While being literally Hitler and simultaneously worse than Hitler.

We multi-task well

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CommieSlayer_147 6 points ago +6 / -0

The next person in charge after the pendulum swings will likely be worse than Hitler and I’m ok with that. At this point, I’m rather open to having an actual fascist on our side.

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RussianBot-42069 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, who are you calling a Russian Bot?

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Ridiculousposter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is funny inside joke, comrade. I now go to drink vodka and live in poverty.

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bigjoe1313 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woah, Vlad!

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hollow_fang 177 points ago +178 / -1

I bet speaking Mandarin spreads it the least, right?

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GitmObama 59 points ago +59 / -0

And Ebonics.

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cook_does 14 points ago +14 / -0

Krunk!

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JediTrumptimusPrime 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kangs and sheeeeeeeeeeiiit!

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JohnParker1 7 points ago +7 / -0

What the hell is krunk?

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fthecoup 14 points ago +14 / -0

--- the noise a car trunk makes when slammed down really hard.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's when your teeth are all metal. They think they'll get into a James Bond movie.

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

krazy drunk

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awwww shiiiieeet, ni hao, essay.

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AngeredKabar 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm gonna play devil's advocate here, but the way words in spanish are spoken has very little spit expelled.

Say "PISSED SHIT!. You'll spit at the 'p' and 't'

On the other hand covid fear porn is fear porn and this shit is dumb.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

This does not align with white man bad, kill whitey, and death to America.

It's just a train ...

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RandoBudster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm pissed as shit man. When ya think about that, it's pretty disgusting lol.

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RandoBudster 7 points ago +7 / -0

na, it's universal.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm pissed as shit, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

Network was on TV yesterday. First time I ever saw it. Would never have watched it unless it had been discussed here.

Talkin' bout my generation

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LegalEagle22 1 point ago +2 / -1

The phrase doesn't matter, the point of the comment is the same as the article, English has more hard sounds where you expell droplets than other languages.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably not more than German. Or Vietnamese. Or many other languages.

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Ryanaissance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then Germans and Arabs must be all be infected with all those spitty sounds they've got.

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which Spanish dialect are you using? I thought only mainland european spanish spoke with a cultural lisp.

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AngeredKabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard it from some guys from Mexico City.

Like 'pues' almost sounded like 'bues'.

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rebuildingMyself 35 points ago +35 / -0

Arabic would probably spread the most since half the language is like a smoker's cough

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Haha I came to say. One of their letters you have to hock a loogie to say the word properly

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yiddish is a language based on phlegm

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

derka derka, haka... shirpa shirpa? haka... muhammed jihad, derka derka!

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

ah, a linguist!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arabic would spread the least .. because goats don't get the covid.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like someone gargling on goat cock.

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be the letter, 'ghain'. If they choke during it, then out comes the letter 'qaf".

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HocusLocus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Junk Science Primer: climate

  • PRESUME (don't prove) catastrophic warming; flood science literature with (irrelevant) papers about the effect of heat on critters, people and environment; cite ALL the papers as 'supportive' of catastrophic warming.

Junk Science Primer: COVID

  • PRESUME (don't prove) droplet spread from asymptomatic patients; flood literature and news with (irrelevant) theories and computer model animations about plumes of COVID in public spaces; cite all these theories as 'supportive' of perpetual lockdown escalation.
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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Xiao Bai Deng agrees.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thought.

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syntaxError 99 points ago +99 / -0

"I write about the science of performance" 😆

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thehutman 10 points ago +10 / -0

We give this science performance two thumbs down.

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REDMARAUDER 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm tired of people with no actual science background pretending to be scientists.

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jslenterprises 21 points ago +21 / -0

except to pronounce a lot of mandarin contorts your tongue, jaw, and lips the same way a sneeze would.

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2008RonPaul2012 23 points ago +23 / -0

Kamala enjoys another activity that contorts your lips and jaws that way.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 7 points ago +7 / -0

We joke now but the way things are going.

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myredditnameisfake 71 points ago +71 / -0

Why being a white person is dangerous to the World. FIFY

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Nibba 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean stupid don lemon still have a job after saying white men are the enemy of the world...

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FiresideRant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bingo. This is 100% anti-White propaganda.

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's our greatest national security threat. Third worlders are the source of our strength! Kill whitey. Thank you.

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Primebeef 57 points ago +58 / -1

German is my native tongue, our words are twice as long as the English counterparts, why is German not hailed as the spreader of covid?

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Throwaway_Test 53 points ago +53 / -0

Don't you mean "heiled" as the spreader?

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LegacyAccount 20 points ago +20 / -0

🏅

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take your upTrump!

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HolyMoley 11 points ago +11 / -0

specially when you pronounce "Pfizer"...

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Belleoffreedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

German also has a few consonants that promote a bit of spray, in my opinion (at least for Americans trying to learn it)!

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jslenterprises 6 points ago +6 / -0

What about any Slavic language with hard consonants?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Slavic babes give me an instant hard consonant every time I see one.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because Germany has submitted to the invasion?

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Ampman69 39 points ago +39 / -0

Arabic would be the worst with all that "haucking" 🙃

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jealousminarchist 19 points ago +19 / -0

French with the elongated vowels, german with all the spitting, italian with the double channel transmission with all the hand waving.

The "more than some" means nothing. English is definitely worse than, say, sign language for sure. But where does it rank in a list of all languages? May be even better than most.

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Oh_mate 10 points ago +11 / -1

It’s ridiculous we are even having this debate. Where is the English speaker when he speaks his language? Lots of English speakers live in rural areas so could speak English 24/7 and not infect anyone, Chinese big cities live 1m away from each other at all times so only need to say one sentence and have already spread more germs than the rural Englishman. It’s such a stupid think to think, let alone getting printed and paid for the column.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yiddish/Hebrew is the same way.

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Teapede 36 points ago +36 / -0

Ah yes covid is the Metal Gear Solid 5 Vocal cord parasite

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MegoThor 11 points ago +11 / -0

They played us like a damn fiddle!

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actual_anon 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need to speak Navajo

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DairyBoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha came searching the comments for this reference, glad it was made

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young_roshi 4 points ago +4 / -0

same!

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cgiles98 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, so does this mean that all English speakers are a part of the skulls now?

Those fuckers were always so damn annoying.

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WakandanScientist 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a "vaccine" that makes people sterile.

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Oliver_Cromwell_1658 31 points ago +31 / -0

"Speak Mandarin to save lives!" /s

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Sir_Girth 23 points ago +23 / -0

Is this satire? It looks like satire...

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Saltybitch 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's very real.

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Sir_Girth 17 points ago +17 / -0

Goddammit... further proof that whenever these people talk about science they mean “sCiEnCe”.

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Xanisor 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is SCIENCE!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we sciencing yet?

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Nibba 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t believe these people are writing this lunacy with a straight face.

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Sir_Girth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think they are. They’re deadly serious about their ideology. Don’t forget that.

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this_mortal_coil 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bureaucrats who enforce and spew this drivel certainly are. The real powers behind them know the truth. It's more helpful to have an army of useful idiots who would never question someone with the "authority" stamp of approval though. "But the [insert authority here] said!"

War are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

They write this drivel because idiots in their target audience are stupid enough to believe it .. and vote accordingly. This is the very definition of propaganda.

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Sir_Girth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no doubt that’s true, pede. 😁

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RabidZoo 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Why Holding In Your Farts May Spread More Covid Than Just Letting Them Rip" will be tomorrow along with another push for "anal swabbing". These people are sick and retarded.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was assuming that all the talk about anal swabbing here was just irony. You make me think that it was attempted? Maybe successfully rebuffed?

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think China was trying to say it was "more accurate" or some stupid shit like that.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holding your farts can be a dangerous game.

I live for that danger.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking KEK!

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20KAG20 17 points ago +17 / -0

How do these people have jobs?

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jealousminarchist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Soon enough they will find that there is a need of only one media company in a dictatorship. If America continues on its road then they will find themselves out of a job very quickly.

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t those idiot websites just pay people piecework?

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ask that question often. Whats even scarier is the people willing to contribute to the publication.

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milktoastfencesitter 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the research paper the article is sourced from:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7263261/

Summary: the researchers used covid case counts in each country to draw conclusions as to what languages spread it most easily. Countries where the dominate language uses “aspirated consonants” also had most covid cases per capita.

So a few things:

  1. the paper was first published in June 2020, so not a ton of time to collect accurate data.
  2. why trust each country to be honest with their covid reporting, let alone the problem with diff labs/countries use diff cycle threshold for PCR tests.
  3. The news article headline is a bit sensational, singling out english. The research highlights languages with “aspirated consonants” not just english.
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Frestpost 6 points ago +6 / -0

From the article:

“ Technically these numbers did not achieve statistical significance, but the observation is interesting nonetheless.”

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Last year the Japanese were congratulating themselves (as they love to do about anything) talking about how English has many more aspirated [p] sounds than Japanese does and how this was spreading covid. More than a millennium ago, Japanese had many more P's, but they changed to F sounds (just like Greek phi did; the spelling of the name of the letter shows how it was once pronounced) and then later to H. (This is why the name of the nation of Japan can be either 'Nippon' or 'Nihon'.)

It was stupid self-congratulatory nonsense and I wonder why English is singled out as the super-spreader language when there are lots of language with aspirated sounds. Chinese certainly has them, right Mister Hsi Chin-p'ing?

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Mukzn 7 points ago +8 / -1

Jeez, I only looked through for a few moments and almost lost half of my brain cells in the process of trying to comprehend this. Absolute stupidity!

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somethinga9230k 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF.

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MySidesGoUp 15 points ago +15 / -0

Worst part- this dumb bitch is a pediatrician.

Honk honk mf

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a_grassnake_01 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guess she just couldn’t hack it as an educator like Dr Jill.

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DudePlayingaDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

<cLoWn WoRlD InTeNSifiES>

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Moderate_Uruk_hai 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm guessing they want you speaking Mandarin

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giantrabbit1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't underestimate these people. Alison Escalante is a professor in Oregon and one of the best known publishers of blogs about marxist organizing. These people are sick.

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Throwaway_Test 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am sure Ms. "Escalante" is totally not biased against the white man.

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evilmonkey55778 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stop noticing things.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might escalant quickly

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Trademark 10 points ago +10 / -0

Journalists are attempting to curb Right Wing memes by writing stories that are already memes.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theyre doing our job for us. I guess the left can meme, but only on themselves.

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awsure 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cause engrish so raysists

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dakin116 9 points ago +9 / -0

How has Fauci saying 2 masks! not immediately red pilled the masses? One mask doesn't work but him saying 2 is pure clown show.

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R-A-T-S- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because redpilling requires people to have some ability to think. At the present moment, they're too braindead to think beyond "Labcoat guy say science thing. Do thing cause labcoat guy say."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Entirely too eloquent.

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Starxteel 9 points ago +10 / -1

Next: Cut out the tongues of all Trumpers

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, just sew the mouths shut.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do I also get sword implants that are sheathed in my arms?

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wholeonions 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alison is a "Contributor" to "Science" in the same way that I am a contributor to my local waste processing facility.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I bet my house that your contributions to the waste plant smell 100x better than this cunt's contributions to science.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is some Metal Gear Solid V sounding shit, where the vocal cord parasite becomes active when the host speaks a certain language.

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45BARREL45 7 points ago +7 / -0

Google white-owned business near me. The result black owned business's. Racism against white's and english is the trend. Duck it too and see what you get.

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LegacyAccount 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just use the mainstream penchant for BLACL OWNED AND LGB FRIENDLY as the "I'll-take-my-business-elsewhere" sign

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair to DDG, are there any directories/websites with the balls to put up a page with "White-owned businesses." Probably not. It's hard to index something that probably doesn't exist. I tried the search with -black, -women and -LBGT and you basically just get a generic business listing.

On the bright side the black, women, and LGBT-owned directories are helpful to point out which to avoid. In the case of women-owned particularly because it's very likely they won't be in business too long.

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funkjock84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Apparently this bitch never pissed off a spanish speaking woman.

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Skyrison 3 points ago +3 / -0

too late. it cannot be stopped unless somebody breaks it

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Broken must be

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Spawnlingman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't speak kilingon or were all dead.

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xBigCoffinHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

You’d think any arab language would be the worst. All the phlegm and yelling.

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Light_HIV_Effect 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, now do Farsi. I love how that article makes it seem like the Chinese are completely innocent in all this, but because they're forced to speak English to tourists, they spread it more easily.

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SteersBeersandQueers 5 points ago +5 / -0

science my fucking ass

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cook_does 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, these people live in a pathetic shityy little bubble. If you have ever been around a Slovak or Czech speaker, you know the amount of spit flying out of their mouths is excessive. Same for any language that rolls their r's, like Spanish and Portuguese.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

or Hebrew or Russian...anything with sharp sounds or phlegmy back of the throat phonetics

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Hebrew speakers who speak English are extra flemmy.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shouldn't that be LGBTP+?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

As in LGBTBBQ? Sure.

I was saying TP. +

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KAGALOSAURUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s go get Sheldon Whitehouse first.

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boonjosh 4 points ago +4 / -0

This article spreads the Sweet and Sour.

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MindsetRoulette 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clearly hasn't heard any other language.

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FreakinA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus fucking christ this world is insane.

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Orneryoldgoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about those middle eastern languages that sound like they're hacking up a lunger?

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is legitimately funny. I cant come up with satire as good as their real articles.

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Skyrison 3 points ago +3 / -0

i firmly believe, they are just going all out now, and seeing how much they can push and force on people before we all start pushing back

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Palmtrees [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i firmly believe, they are just going all out now, and seeing how much they can push and force on people before we all start pushing back

I always picture a bunch of leftist douchebags in a room coming up with the most outlandish bullshit and then taking bets as to if they can get the brain dead to believe it

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obamagavemeaphone 3 points ago +3 / -0

"SCIENCE"

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fixed: Why being a leftist is stupid and cunty.

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Nowsthetime 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the hell is that?! Is it the equivalent of Babylon Bee or something?

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Belleoffreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, we already have world-wide proof that this thesis is wrong. I'm not even going to bother with a click.

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whenever I ululate and scream Allahu Akhbar I literally hock a loogie so I'm not sure i buy it.

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jackneefus 2 points ago +2 / -0

English is full of fricatives that spray droplets around with every sentence.

lol

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bilabial fricative is a phrase I don't get to use often enough, lol

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magaman5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

What has the world come to 🤡🌎

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU LEARN CHINEEE!! YOU NO SPWEAD COVID!!!

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Recoveredliberal 2 points ago +2 / -0

The science of performance?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

She writes about it. Not that she can perform.

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TheTudes 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a hoax -- it is not real...

It cannot be real...

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LatinSocialDistanced 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something seems familiar: https://youtu.be/mtnVU4BU39E