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hollow_fang 177 points ago +178 / -1

I bet speaking Mandarin spreads it the least, right?

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GitmObama 59 points ago +59 / -0

And Ebonics.

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cook_does 14 points ago +14 / -0

Krunk!

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JediTrumptimusPrime 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kangs and sheeeeeeeeeeiiit!

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JohnParker1 7 points ago +7 / -0

What the hell is krunk?

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awwww shiiiieeet, ni hao, essay.

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AngeredKabar 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm gonna play devil's advocate here, but the way words in spanish are spoken has very little spit expelled.

Say "PISSED SHIT!. You'll spit at the 'p' and 't'

On the other hand covid fear porn is fear porn and this shit is dumb.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

This does not align with white man bad, kill whitey, and death to America.

It's just a train ...

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RandoBudster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm pissed as shit man. When ya think about that, it's pretty disgusting lol.

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LegalEagle22 1 point ago +2 / -1

The phrase doesn't matter, the point of the comment is the same as the article, English has more hard sounds where you expell droplets than other languages.

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Ryanaissance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then Germans and Arabs must be all be infected with all those spitty sounds they've got.

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which Spanish dialect are you using? I thought only mainland european spanish spoke with a cultural lisp.

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AngeredKabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard it from some guys from Mexico City.

Like 'pues' almost sounded like 'bues'.

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rebuildingMyself 35 points ago +35 / -0

Arabic would probably spread the most since half the language is like a smoker's cough

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Haha I came to say. One of their letters you have to hock a loogie to say the word properly

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yiddish is a language based on phlegm

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

derka derka, haka... shirpa shirpa? haka... muhammed jihad, derka derka!

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

ah, a linguist!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arabic would spread the least .. because goats don't get the covid.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like someone gargling on goat cock.

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be the letter, 'ghain'. If they choke during it, then out comes the letter 'qaf".

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HocusLocus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Junk Science Primer: climate

  • PRESUME (don't prove) catastrophic warming; flood science literature with (irrelevant) papers about the effect of heat on critters, people and environment; cite ALL the papers as 'supportive' of catastrophic warming.

Junk Science Primer: COVID

  • PRESUME (don't prove) droplet spread from asymptomatic patients; flood literature and news with (irrelevant) theories and computer model animations about plumes of COVID in public spaces; cite all these theories as 'supportive' of perpetual lockdown escalation.
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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Xiao Bai Deng agrees.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thought.