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rebuildingMyself 35 points ago +35 / -0

Arabic would probably spread the most since half the language is like a smoker's cough

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Haha I came to say. One of their letters you have to hock a loogie to say the word properly

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yiddish is a language based on phlegm

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

derka derka, haka... shirpa shirpa? haka... muhammed jihad, derka derka!

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

ah, a linguist!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arabic would spread the least .. because goats don't get the covid.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like someone gargling on goat cock.

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be the letter, 'ghain'. If they choke during it, then out comes the letter 'qaf".