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MindsetRoulette 128 points ago +128 / -0

Being an idiot is a lot like being a slut. You shouldn't do it, but if you're gonna... At least get paid for it.

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Banick088 17 points ago +17 / -0

Amen

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Big_Sam_Handwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right you are, Ken!

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Droford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just don't get eliminated

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Nunya__Biznus 74 points ago +74 / -0

Yeah - that bet will never get paid.

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2A_is_the_best_A 47 points ago +47 / -0

And if it is the state will just seize it like they seize all other money made through illegal acts like drug money.

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BabyTrump 68 points ago +68 / -0

Should have had his crackhead son place the bet like the pros do.

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standonthewall 47 points ago +47 / -0

Ten percent for the big guy!

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden has Entered the Chat

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bigrex64 7 points ago +7 / -0

who said it's illegal? There was no nudity, and the stadium is private property. Fine for trespassing at the most.

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2A_is_the_best_A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well he didn't have to pay bail for NOTHING... they have some charge against him, and whatever that is they can use to seize the bet money.

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CantStumpTheTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eh, if you bet that X is going to happen there are almost always stipulations that say neither of the betting parties can go out do X as stated by the bet.

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Sandersballistics 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only seize it because they didn't get their cut!

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jgssjs12 43 points ago +43 / -0

Is this true? that seems too easy or illegal....

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ObamasLooseButthole 38 points ago +38 / -0

I'm pretty sure that is very illegal.

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Proda 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yup, one could easily argue it is the same as rigging the game to win your bet and should be treated as such.

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Wrexxis780 87 points ago +87 / -0

He just fortified the bet

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Handy499 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm starting to understand the rules now

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Big_Sam_Handwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

EXACTLY! Fortification!

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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WacoKid90 4 points ago +4 / -0

He bought the shorts and took them off, started to run

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YouNeedVPN 13 points ago +13 / -0

At least you now understand how politics works.

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FightingTeuton 33 points ago +34 / -1

Fake news. That’s bet rigging. Totally illegal. Same thing as betting Tampa wins but you rig the game against the chiefs somehow so they lose. Kind of like the election.

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Proda 45 points ago +45 / -0

That's bet fortifying, you conspiracy theorist!

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PocketPosse -1 points ago +2 / -3

Am I not the only one who thought that game was hooey? Tom Brady is the Joe Biden of football.

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AnonByTheLake 26 points ago +26 / -0

What an idiot for talking about it.

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zippy2 15 points ago +15 / -0

So he just lost $51k

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martinci 6 points ago +6 / -0

Voided as a worst outcome if not being charged of rigging.

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freundwich 12 points ago +12 / -0

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't think he's getting pay outs. This is a racket if his bookie was smart he pays out nothing cause betting one team to lose and then going and kidnapping the entire team wouldn't result in a pay out either.

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cajun_robear 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. Smart to come up with it. 2. Badass to actually do it. 3. Stupid as fuck to admit to it. I see a lot of lawyers in his future. I'll put my money on them.
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BraveNew1984 0 points ago +3 / -3

U suck

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BraveNew1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey girls, he just sent me a toothpick--I mean dick pic. (I think.)

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NostalgicFuturist -2 points ago +2 / -4

LOL. Tiny Tim

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BraveNew1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve looked at your other comments. Same low IQ level. Not a micro-trace of wit or insight. You are NOT a smart man, Forrest.

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BraveNew1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

And how many uptrumps does Burrito Boy have? (Burrito holds up fingers, tongue sticking out of side of mouth): "DIS many!!!!"

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NostalgicFuturist -3 points ago +2 / -5

Lonely, rejected by women (poor hygiene, no conversational skills, small penis), living in a basement apartment, no job, jerks off to Pornhub. That’s Burrito Boy’s life. We should have some compassion.

Just hope he doesn’t get all mass-murdery and stuff.

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Mrs_Fonebone -20 points ago +4 / -24

So you lie again: you have exactly 8,950 post upvotes. I have 667,000+ even with the downvote dickwads.

Liar, liar. 5 gagillion. Are you 12? Does your mom know you're on the internet?

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NostalgicFuturist -3 points ago +2 / -5

Junior, you just march right up the basement stairs and DO YOUR CHORES, little man!

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TheGrooter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. You don't get to keep money gained as a result of a crime.

Unless you are a Democrat or rino politician.

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RoofKorean 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoulda bet on this guy rather than GME.

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Patriotparty1971 3 points ago +5 / -2

Pete Rose approves

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MAGAsJustBegun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this legal to bet in this fashion? I'm wondering if there's some form of agreement he broke.

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auntjemima 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont think streaker means what he thinks it means.

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elon Musk did the same thing ....with Bitcoin

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Dr707 2 points ago +2 / -0

Economic terrorism!

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Droford 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he was smart he'd have done it through an offshore book with an intermediary in numerous bitcoin transactions and then not blab his mouth about it.

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Benedict_pence 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much for the hospital bill when the bookie finds him?

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

insider trading

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's beautiful.

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Will 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stonks?

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: fwd: fwd: FW: fwd:

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EddieFelson8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably a registered sex offender though

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KARURUKA2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why tf are you fags talking about the super bowl

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Isaiah53 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause he crapped on it for his own gain.

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AedraLord 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is that calculated? 50,000*750=37,500,000? How is it 375k instead of 37.5mil?

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Isaiah53 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

750 bps

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ah_hell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bets per second?

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Isaiah53 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basis points

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stonks.

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Isaiah53 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well that was random.

Are you okay, bot?

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ProudlyConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just want our side represented. These comments on YT were Ridiculous

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Isaiah53 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't post a youtube vid.

It's just a pic.

About a guy in a thong, who made a bet.

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Isaiah53 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

AI still isn't very good.

Try again, glowies.