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AnointedVisions 54 points ago +56 / -2

Make up ridiculous pronouns, its the only way.

"My pronouns are: burverbiverbleverberky, gervelberkeblebreslemb and smerbeklancheplendo"

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unclebobinator 33 points ago +33 / -0

My preferred pronouns are Augusto/Pinochet

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TheDTOMDon 22 points ago +22 / -0

If a website or form ever has “other” listed under gender I’ll always put “Boeing AH-64D Apache Longbow Attack Helicopter” for either myself or my son. Have been for years as a silent protest.

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unclebobinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to start doing that.

Might go with Captain Ahab, since Moby Dick is my favourite novel.

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fjzappa 22 points ago +22 / -0

And then ask them to repeat it and pronounce it correctly ever single time they say it.

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CommunismIsForLosers 8 points ago +8 / -0

Be sure to say it with a completely straight face. If questioned, just say, "it's very personal to me, I appreciate your effort in showing respect acknowledging what I was born as"

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PrezElectHamsandwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then if they refuse to use them or pronounce them incorrectly, you sue them for harassment and/or discrimination. See how they like their own game.

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AnointedVisions 0 points ago +2 / -2

Oh they hate their own game. I'll eat my shoe if you can show me a leftist who's fine with being held to the same standards they hold everyone else to.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, then we should definitely be doing more of that.

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ChanelRionsChair 2 points ago +2 / -0

bippity / boppity / boop