My boy Odin was home all day and I had to take him out for his daily walk. We head over to the closest park, about 5 minutes walk away. Now, this park does have a rule that dogs must be on leash, but I usually ignore it because, well... it's a park, he's a dog & how the hell his he supposed to catch a tennis ball when he's on leash? Never been in an issue.
Suddenly, a masked cunt appears
This big ass park, and we're the only 2 people in the whole area. Of course, she's walking around in a fucking mask with her dog on leash. My dog, being a dog, is trotting around. Probably a solid 25 feet away from her, but apparently, in this whole big ass park, she has to come close to my dog?
Her dog sees mine and tugs on it's leash, so her first reaction is to scream at me, "Get your fucking dog on a leash, it's against the park rules!!! REEEEEE!!!!"
"I don't give a shit lady. Go ahead. Call the fucking cops."
"It's people like you (incoherent bullshit)"
"Yeah, well, people like you are worthless. Fuck off you Commie Fuck!"
She walks away. I figure that's the end of it. We're walking in opposite directions. But NoOoOoOoOooo... she decides to circle back (lol) and tries to cut me off at the park exit. From about 50ft away she starts screaming again, "Keep your dog away from me!!!"
"Hey, you should probably stop where you are because I'm gonna keep walking."
Instead, she picks up the pace, walking closer. Of course my very friendly dog thinks he's about to make a new friend until she literally kneels down and starts screaming at him, "GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!"
I tell, "Goddamn, maybe that mask will choke you out and do the world a favor."
I just laugh, call my dog to me and he obeys. We keep walking, now she's walking like 10 ft behind me and losing her mind, oblivious to the fact that she could just stop walking for 30 seconds and wouldn't have to worry about anything at all.
Then she speeds up & tries to walk to the side of me in the driveway that leads to the parking lot, and I just start laughing. I look at my dog and say, "Odin, look. That's what you call a "cunt." and oooohhhh boy. You know how cunts get when you call 'em cunts. :)
She keeps trying to yell at me while I just keep repeating: "cunt, CunT, CuuUuUuunT" She was so distracted that she walked out into the street 10ft from the crosswalk and almost got hit by a car! I just laughed at her & kept walking, although slightly disappointed.
Liberalsim, frens. There is no cure.
Oh my God that is a great story. You realize if it hadn't been your dog it would have been that you didn't have a mask.these people are unreal!
Exactly. She just wanted to start shit for no reason other than the fact that she's a cunt.
Cant wait till you see her again tomorrow. Bring a cam?
We'll see. I took him out later than usual, basically just before it was too dark. Even still, I probably wouldn't film it because in this day & age I'd probably find myself under Federal investigation for incitement :/
Put on a democrat hat just to fuck with her
That would require I buy one... that ain't happening. Not in this lifetime, or the next.
Dude. I read that as "Bring a cat" and that would be even funnier.
I feel these are pathetic, self hating idiots who have no life and need to find someone else to lash out on. In other words a fucking cunt.
Totally. How fuckin' lame does someone have to be to walk around acting like a dog park cop, y'know? Like, lady... you have no authority. Mind your own business & keep out of other people's shit.
Thanks, I needed a story like that. Give a Odin a treat from me.
Will do. He just finished dinner :)
Your IDGAF reaction rendered her powerless. In fact, she had none to begin with and didn't like figuring that out.
Yep. She probably hasn't had anyone tell her to fuck off in a long time, if ever.
Too bad she didn't get hit by a car and get put out of her misery. And I really mean her misery. She hasn't been happy in her entire life. She is a bitter bitch. I see them every day. I had one in my office today. F-ing know it all who has to control everybody in my office with her "everybody has got to wear a mask cause- science!!!! Reeeeeee!They know EVERYTHING. And God knows they are going to by God inform you of that fact. Probably for the best she didn't get hit by a car. It would have been a Maga person and a huge hassel.
At this point, I don't care if she's out of her own misery, I'm just tired of these shitlords spreading their misery.
Word
I’ll never understand people who get so bent out of shape about a word.
Mwahahaha.... Nicely done fren!
Thanks for sharing fren, I got a good laugh. I’ve been in a few similar but not quite as epic confrontations with my four legged friend myself. I’ll never understand why people where the masks, especially outdoors with hardly anyone around. Love watching cucks on a trail move all the way off and pull up there masks.
Good story and you may have been in the Park and had a confrontation with a Karen, but fren you were telling a fish story
And then everybody clapped.
Seriously though, leash your damn dog. I don't give a damn if you shout it's friendly as it's barreling towards me and my dog, it will get a swift kick.
The difference between you & I?
You care about silly things like "park rules." That's why you're "LegalEagle" and I'm "IllEagle" haha
You also seemed to miss the parts where my dog was 25-50ft away from this lady, and the only reason it was even that close is because she went out of her way to approach us.
The park is about the size of 3, maybe 4 football fields. She made it a point to come over to where I was throwing the tennis ball for my dog. If you go out of your way to approach my dog & kick him... you're getting kicked back.
My dog is extremely aggressive towards other dogs but if your dog was far away and nonreactive, we'd never even noticed you. But, then again, I'm not out looking to clutch my pearls at strangers.
Definitely. And people who know their dog is aggressive toward other dogs usually take a certain level of precaution with their dog. Aggressive dogs aren't often left to frollick in parks, and even if they are in the park, the owner knows to keep 'em on leash. I know my dog is super non-aggressive, and he's well-trained. In the year that I've taken him to this park I've never had anyone upset that he was off-leash. One time an old man asked me if he was friendly enough that he could let his dog off leash, and of course it was fine.
I'd really like to see you try and kick my dog. That would make for some good video.
Right? Hell, it doesn't even have to be MY dog. I see somebody kicking a friendly, playful dog, it's gonna be a bad day for everyone involved.
This guy sounds like a diligent dog owner. I’ve dealt with the same thing, playing with my dog off in a corner and people decide they just have to beeline right through you and complain, even though they have tons of area to avoid you.
People who look for confrontations never get any sympathy from me. If his dog was being a nuisance that’s one thing, but this woman just wanted to assert her authority it sounds like. Lots of that going around these days.