My boy Odin was home all day and I had to take him out for his daily walk. We head over to the closest park, about 5 minutes walk away. Now, this park does have a rule that dogs must be on leash, but I usually ignore it because, well... it's a park, he's a dog & how the hell his he supposed to catch a tennis ball when he's on leash? Never been in an issue.

Suddenly, a masked cunt appears

This big ass park, and we're the only 2 people in the whole area. Of course, she's walking around in a fucking mask with her dog on leash. My dog, being a dog, is trotting around. Probably a solid 25 feet away from her, but apparently, in this whole big ass park, she has to come close to my dog?

Her dog sees mine and tugs on it's leash, so her first reaction is to scream at me, "Get your fucking dog on a leash, it's against the park rules!!! REEEEEE!!!!"

"I don't give a shit lady. Go ahead. Call the fucking cops."

"It's people like you (incoherent bullshit)"

"Yeah, well, people like you are worthless. Fuck off you Commie Fuck!"

She walks away. I figure that's the end of it. We're walking in opposite directions. But NoOoOoOoOooo... she decides to circle back (lol) and tries to cut me off at the park exit. From about 50ft away she starts screaming again, "Keep your dog away from me!!!"

"Hey, you should probably stop where you are because I'm gonna keep walking."

Instead, she picks up the pace, walking closer. Of course my very friendly dog thinks he's about to make a new friend until she literally kneels down and starts screaming at him, "GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!"

I tell, "Goddamn, maybe that mask will choke you out and do the world a favor."

I just laugh, call my dog to me and he obeys. We keep walking, now she's walking like 10 ft behind me and losing her mind, oblivious to the fact that she could just stop walking for 30 seconds and wouldn't have to worry about anything at all.

Then she speeds up & tries to walk to the side of me in the driveway that leads to the parking lot, and I just start laughing. I look at my dog and say, "Odin, look. That's what you call a "cunt." and oooohhhh boy. You know how cunts get when you call 'em cunts. :)

She keeps trying to yell at me while I just keep repeating: "cunt, CunT, CuuUuUuunT" She was so distracted that she walked out into the street 10ft from the crosswalk and almost got hit by a car! I just laughed at her & kept walking, although slightly disappointed.

Liberalsim, frens. There is no cure.