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OldGreg 463 points ago +464 / -1

Can’t pay Aunt Jemima’s descendants royalties if they aren’t the brand anymore. It’s racism, honestly.

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Hedonismbot 227 points ago +228 / -1

Blacks in American can no longer be allowed to take pride by being part of the service sector (largest part of our economy) because of; muh slavery!

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deleted 94 points ago +94 / -0
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Formerlurker92 167 points ago +168 / -1

She wasn't a black mumble rapper or vapid whore

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FromSethWithLove 64 points ago +64 / -0

Yeah cancellation is preferable to "WAP Syrup"

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Skogin 30 points ago +30 / -0

That syrup is too runny.

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Hedonismbot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fugitive Syrup Act change that. Any Syrup found running North is required by Federal Law to be returned to the South.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nobody runs north anymore.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Run O.J. Run!

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MAGARickster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mine was too thick, was painful to squeeze it out of the bottle.

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Elcycs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ahhh! No. Why?

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BewareOfThePug 13 points ago +13 / -0

THE LABEL NOW HAS MORE WHITE

the system works.

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BewareOfThePug 14 points ago +14 / -0

Seriously though, we need to keep finding things that will trigger another label change until they go bust.

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ModernKnight 22 points ago +22 / -0

My favorite right now is with the Land-o-Lakes butter new logo. They removed the Native American- and kept the land!

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BewareOfThePug 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL, let the new logo bed in for a few months then kick of a fake twitter mob again to make them bring her back.

Then repeat.

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plaaaa 12 points ago +12 / -0

I thought Lil Kim was amusing way back when but it's depressing how many Cardi Bs there are.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 27 points ago +27 / -0

When they are in a group it's called a "cunt of cardi's"

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 6 points ago +6 / -0

BWAHA!

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jpower 37 points ago +37 / -0

bEcAuSe iT's rAcIsT tO sHoW bLaCk pEoPLe cOoKiNg

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DJTrump 33 points ago +33 / -0

The sin of being black, apparently

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minotaurbeach 13 points ago +13 / -0

Being black AND a woman], and a good cheif/cook/baker is now a bad thing? WTF? 'Louisiana Gumbo' wouldn't exist.

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seeyouinvalhalla 19 points ago +19 / -0

They canceled uncle Ben too. Just cos he was black. They kept Mr Clean

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

The last time an Uncle Ben got canceled, Spider-Man was born.

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Hedonismbot 9 points ago +9 / -0

With great virtue signaling comes great salt flows.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there. heh.

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Skycow 16 points ago +16 / -0

I heard she had information that would lead to Hillary Clintons arrest

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Deeznutsmatter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hillary puts dat hot sauce on he pancakes.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

IS IT WORKING

CACKLE

(still votes for her)

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SgtSaltSpreader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who doesn't?

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CaptainRumington 6 points ago +6 / -0

She was a successful conservative black woman from before slavery's end, disproving their narrative.

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R-A-T-S- 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well its been the thing pushed in the culture. If you're Black, you can only succeed by being an Athlete, Actor, Race Baiter, or Comedian. Anything else is seen as being white. Studying is seen as being white.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 5 points ago +5 / -0

You forgot jogger. Very big in the urban community.

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep the elites think black people are only for entertainment.

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Gunmolester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope...Now the Left has Latinos for that

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CanHush 72 points ago +72 / -0

That makes "Pearl Milling" so apt, as pearling grain removes the outer layers making it whiter.

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lake-koshkonong 50 points ago +50 / -0

WHITE POWdER PANCAKE MIX!

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weme06 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nice 👍

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think you meant 👌

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OldGreg 26 points ago +26 / -0

Racial Justice apparently means going back to the 1960’s or worse. Just wait til they make non POC cafe’s.. oh wait, University of Michigan already did that. /Deadpool head knife meme/

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Isaiah53 60 points ago +60 / -0

Her relatives are incensed and are suing the company.

I am watching to see how the outcome of their suit, which will be telling.

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IHeartMyDoggy 48 points ago +48 / -0

I don’t understand why it is racist. She is a black woman and that is her picture and her name is Aunt Jemima. Would Aunt Sue be ok? I just don’t understand all this nonsense.

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Isaiah53 75 points ago +75 / -0

That wasn't her real name.

She was a proud actress and model.

And her family has been proud for generations that she has remained famous.

And then the white virtue signalers stole that from the black family, in the name of equity.

The irony is entirely lost on antifa.

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FromSethWithLove 19 points ago +21 / -2

Jemima was a pretty common name for white people in 1800's England

Edit: What's actually racist is, black people don't say "aunt", they say auntie, like "ontee". Should be Auntie Jemima's

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Trumpenproletariat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Auntie Fa

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fickelbra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty far stretch to call that racist.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah it's all white people doing this stuff. Sure thing.

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's white, brainwashed liberals...

Cause muh white guilt.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, no it's not. Not completely.

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seeyouinvalhalla 15 points ago +15 / -0

Mr Clean is apparently ok but Uncle Ben isn’t

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Pepbrandt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why is Mr. Clean so white?

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Ro-Bear_Berbil 37 points ago +37 / -0

He used to be black too, but somebody poured bleach on him and yelled "this is MAGA country".

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the_sky_is_falling 11 points ago +11 / -0

This comment gave me a hearty chuckle.

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Nimblestpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left is actually racist and didnt want to look at a black lady on their syrup label.

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OldGreg 9 points ago +9 / -0

At this point they should just hand them the company entirely, and I wouldn’t even be mad.

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Duchess 37 points ago +37 / -0

Mrs. Butterworth is still around (for now anyway). I love her in all her brown , female-shaped syrupy goodness. if they are smart they won't fuck with it.

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CrashXXL 37 points ago +38 / -1

That’s not syrup. It’s high fructose corn syrup

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memechallenger33 21 points ago +21 / -0

But it’s delicious high fructose corn syrup! Mmmmm... childhood memories....

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plaaaa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yech, well I'm happy 4u though. Your groceries likely cost less than mine & u r happy.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Syrup sandwiches lol I remember those

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FLmanTampa64 14 points ago +14 / -0

The real thing cost 3 times more. I love the bourbon barrel aged maple syrup. It's about as close that I dare to drinking the real thing before 10am.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

A buddy of mine from New Hampshire brought me back a bottle of real maple syrup when he went to visit his family a while back. Great stuff!

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bangbus 3 points ago +3 / -0

No doubt. Maple syrup is good. The stuff in the plastic bottle at the grocery store is high fructose corn syrup gussied up with some artificial flavor and color.

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vongregormench 8 points ago +8 / -0

I buy the real stuff. I put it in a little pouring bowl with spout and heat it up. What I don’t use out of it I put back in the jar. The syrup is like 15 bucks a jar, but it goes for a couple years, at least at the rate we use it. If I had 5 kids it might be too expensive.

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iaintgottimetobleed 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can always go back to the old classic, honey.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just cross the border into Canada, or have someone send you some. You can buy a half-gallon jug for about $20(~15USD) here.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real stuff is worth it, and a little goes a long way.

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DeplorableDC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which is still syrup! Just not real maple syrup.🙃

Grew up on the cheap stuff and still prefer it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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DeplorableDC 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I have one also. More of a log cabin fan tbh.

Next they will prob say it’s uncle toms🙄

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Plugthegamey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Butter flavored corn syrup

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SpezLovesHisBull 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mrs Butterworth will be given an adam's apple and big Mike bulge in the name of Diversity Inclusion and Equity soon

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seeyouinvalhalla 8 points ago +8 / -0

How come there’s no diversity in China? It’s only pushed on the western world

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Endorphinehigh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Proud nationalism us ok over there, also they know it'd never ever fly over there

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RoBatten 0 points ago +2 / -2

They are a very homogeneous society. It's pretty great, actually. Family is valued over all else. Your parents are cared for by the family, not shoved off into nursing homes. Most Chinese are very moral, but some youth are getting too "western" in big cities. Now that they have too many boys, the one child policy has been relaxed, because those boys are taking brides from other Asian countries.

Their infrastructure is amazing. High speed rail, subways, buses, roads. They have invested a lot in that, whereas we have not. They want to do something, they just do it. Don't need "environmental studies" and other BS regulations getting in the way.

Most Chinese don't really care much about their government, and don't give it much attention. They just go about their daily lives. You can now open a business or work without government intrusion. Business regulation is very low compared to us. It felt like how the U.S. was back in the 50's to me. I liked living there and might go back with my wife if we collapse here . . .

The only troubling thing right now is food cost. Food is getting to be a lot more expensive in China than it is here.

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tabularasa_556 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their infrastructure is amazing.

They were locking people in covid hotels that then immediately collapsed and panicking about a dam breaking and killing thousands lol

Most Chinese don't really care much about their government, and don't give it much attention.

Because if they think too much about it they might accidentally say something that gets them disappeared. Try talking about "Taiwan" over there, just offhandedly. They can't even use the internet without a VPN, for fuck's sake.

Why China? Why not Japan or South Korea? All the east asian countries have cool trains, why choose the one led by authoritarians with active death camps? You sound like a shill.

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catinmylapone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jack Ma has entered chat.

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chy-nah doesn't have a certain tribe or two or twelve.

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't be so sure.

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SpezLovesHisBull 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost as if the Han ethnostate loves its Han people and doesn't give a fuck about being called racist by non-Han people.

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 1 point ago +1 / -0

BWAHAHAHHAHA!

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FloridaACguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

They have it at Sambo's. Sorry, I meant Denny's, the new name.

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painfullylogical 8 points ago +8 / -0

i would frequently go to sambos for chicken and waffles. no joke.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

We still have a Sambos here in Oregon in Lincoln City. We also have a great breakfast place in my town that does fantastic chicken and waffles.

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OldGreg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mrs. B’s wasn’t bad syrup, honestly.

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GEoP 8 points ago +8 / -0

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds like something a person would do if they were already drunk and still going...

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OldGreg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, got the funk, too.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ever go to a club where they wee on each other?

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's what they do. It's hysterically ironic. The bytches move into a lower income black neighborhood cuz cheap housing to snap up, start gentrifying the phock out of it, push the black people out, and then the Subaru and Prius drivers with their slobbering Montessori-schooled kids start whining about shit like this - freaking Aunt Jemima. When will black people ever figure out that Demtard Leftists are NOT their frens.

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seeyouinvalhalla 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got rid of the land of lakes Indian girl too

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Iliveunderabridge247 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kept the land, removed the indian.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior [S] 267 points ago +268 / -1

Yes. Aunt Jemima is now called the "Pearl Milling Company". This will be the cover picture of the new book: "How To Destroy A Brand."

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NADSAQ 134 points ago +134 / -0

can you short a colored corn syrup brand 140%

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ScullyMully 45 points ago +45 / -0

colored corn syrup

You gunn git [email protected]

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LoneStarDangler 21 points ago +21 / -0

Corn syrup of color

Man that was close

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Shwoogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

NAACP sweating bullets.

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly I'm not sure why we switched from colored to black. I grew up saying colored and the switch seemed weird then. African Americans aren't even black in color.

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ShalomRPh 1 point ago +1 / -0

In South Africa, they mean (or meant) different things. "Colored" meant people from India, or mixed-race persons, and were treated differently than Blacks. (vague memories from watching "Gandhi" thirty years ago. He referred to himself as "colored" while practising law in ZA.)

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Big Guys on Wall Street told me no

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seeyouinvalhalla 3 points ago +4 / -1

Robin Hood says no

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starch4thewin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Short the parent company, Pepsico

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KnightKreider 80 points ago +81 / -1

The stuff tastes like hot garbage. The only reason I wanted it as a kid was because of sweet ol' aunt Jemima.

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trump2036 35 points ago +35 / -0

if you don't buy it, they will scream that you're a racist. Let them scream. It brings a smile to my face.

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BaldyGull 57 points ago +57 / -0

Tell them you aren't buying it because it lacks minority representation. Boom, head goes supernova. Brain matter on walls in other zipcodes. Government comes after you for violating nucular test ban treaty.

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NoFucks2Give 24 points ago +24 / -0

This. Call them and use that. “Why have you decided to eliminate minority representation from your brand?”

And sound earnest and sincere. For myself I feel I would not even really be acting. Cuz it’s kinda true.

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Almagest 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is 100% true

I loved the Aunt Jemima character, even if the contents of the syrup itself are unhealthy garbage

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brokenbooby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent idea...

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mintscape 15 points ago +15 / -0

I won't buy it because I'm against Milling Companies, those satanic mills had very poor working conditions.

Bring back the nice old black lady, she looks friendly and caring.

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ScullyMully 8 points ago +8 / -0

New Jerusalem Syrup!

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Konsaki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racist against a mining company? wat.

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FreeSpeechforAll -6 points ago +12 / -18

No offense, but do you really think they will care? How will anyone know whether you're buying this or not unless you take out ads? Is this really what conservatives have to worry about? We have an illegitimate president and people are getting their panties in a bunch about a label on...syrup? No wonder Dems run the country. We're like toddlers distracted by anything but what we should worry about.

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OccasionalCortex21 9 points ago +10 / -1

Fuck off new account

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FreeSpeechforAll -9 points ago +6 / -15

How does NO strike you? How about FUCK NO? How about fuck off you rude POS who apparently comes on here to make up for his lack of a love life? Ya you're just a sad wannabe member of the cancel culture. Did this new account trigger you snowflake?

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seeyouinvalhalla 11 points ago +11 / -0

Found a democrat shill

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OlLadyPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

True. The incoherent rage and namecalling, it's like they can't help outting themselves.

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superglidemalibu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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FreeSpeechforAll 0 points ago +1 / -1

Any leaps that size require parachutes, magic and unicorns buddy.

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trump2036 5 points ago +5 / -0

How will anyone know whether you're buying this or not

Their sales will drop, undoubtly because they lost their brand name with this idiotic move. But the only thing they can do is scream racist.

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TDAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you know how Meme Magic works?

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Its funny because they are fucking retarded, laugh a little. Theres plenty of shit on here too about how they stole the election. If you have a plan share it.

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Gilgema 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don’t forget about uncle jemima’s mashed liquor

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LivingLegend2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shit gets you fucked up.

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 1 point ago +1 / -0

CORN for the win!

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +8 / -2

Did you also have a fantasy of cuckolding Mr. Butterworth?

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fucking nasty.

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plaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with Uncle Ben's.

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Ophelia 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yes. It looks like a cheap Chinese knock off brand now.

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panthicc 17 points ago +17 / -0

Came here to say this, it looks like a bootleg. Worse pancake picture, worse spacing and layout of logo/font, worse font face, generic unbranded bottle.

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least be daring. "Drag Queen Story Hour Syrup"

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seeyouinvalhalla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike’s Syrup

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mintscape 8 points ago +8 / -0

So true, it's likely Chinese motor oil in the bottle now as well.

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Infuriator 13 points ago +13 / -0

Honestly, I stopped buying it when they switched it and the store brand is just as good.

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Chopblock 4 points ago +8 / -4

mama I said git the gud seerup ah don’ wan no store brand knockoff touchin’ awn ma waffls sheeit

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Rockonanon 5 points ago +5 / -0

generic syrup? aw HELL NO!

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Chopblock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dawg whutdafuq izdis runnin’ dawn muh ‘cakes? Ain’no gud, is wut. Crackajack basemen’ shelf, discount ‘sev-elevn sheeit, whey dis comn’fro, hon, whey frum? Ol’ nukular silo hidden bunker? Y’git dis offa som Niagra Falls chit? Iz dis jail seerup cuz? This hea iz jail seeerup imma been lockup an’ gon’ jail an got dis hea seerup, I know! Is dat it? Y’aw kno mah cakes ain’ takin’ dat! Not on mah cakes no saw!

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SilverStarv5 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see you speak fluent jive sir

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KevO4444 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut me some slack jack!

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E942 216 points ago +216 / -0

1950: By 2020 we'll have flying cars and personal robots!

2020: This syrup is racist.

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Matrix_Exodus 38 points ago +38 / -0

And flapjacks are sexist.

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IAbsolutelyDare 30 points ago +31 / -1

Awomen to that.

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MayorofTrumpton 9 points ago +10 / -1

As long as they're not JanesFlap we're ok.

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T_Hed 6 points ago +7 / -1

Or FAP Jacks

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

XapXacks.

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ScullyMully 4 points ago +4 / -0

FlapJills

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BunnyPicnic 8 points ago +9 / -1

And Johnny cakes are for fags.

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KuhlooKuhlay 11 points ago +11 / -0

This *corn syrup is racist. We're not even arguing over actual maple here people!

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's Mr Pale Face to you buddy

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Douglas Murray stresses this point often. One of the biggest tragedies of our time is the amount of brainpower and time wasted on such stupid issues.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn’t it racist to take a black woman off of a widely used brand? Jw

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Elvathelion 119 points ago +119 / -0

Why pearl? Why not onyx? Once again white gets chosen over black!

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bigmikespen15 51 points ago +51 / -0

Milling pearls creates a white powder.

What does "white powder" sound similar to?

They're doing it in front of us!

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Elvathelion 26 points ago +26 / -0

Omg cocaine, they took out a Woman of Color and replaced her with coke!

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WisestGuru93 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's what I thought first but I think he was going for something more Nazi-like. Read it again.

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Elvathelion 4 points ago +4 / -0

My Nazi death camp trivia is rusty these days :p

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HeretostayUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Powder... pow-der... power... White Power.!.! 😱

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Elvathelion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Talcum X.

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAAHAHAHAH!

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seeyouinvalhalla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Womyn

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

"and our pancakes shall be made with white flour"

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BaldyGull 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't milled pearl slang for cocaine? RACISM!!!!!!!

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TrumpTrain_531 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you view everything through the lens of race, then racism is all you will see.

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honolulu_blue 11 points ago +11 / -0

That was actually the name of the failing company which then came up with the Autnt Jemima brand.

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Elvathelion 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah, I get it, they want to go full circle and revisit failure!

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ScullyMully 10 points ago +10 / -0

Circled Back!

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 1 point ago +1 / -0

AHAHAHHA!

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SCP0073 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh my... you’re so right lol. Replace black with white, let’s cancel this shit!

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably a reference to their pearl clutching.

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seeyouinvalhalla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perl Necklace

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Haun_Solo0211 103 points ago +104 / -1

I swear the African American community can’t have anything for these democrats.

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based_trekkie 38 points ago +38 / -0

They gotta yank their chains as they were starting to get out of line with trump at the helm...

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JudicialDredd 18 points ago +18 / -0

Worst part is big tech creating social apps that pinpoint black owned business so you can do business there......ooooooooooorrrrr....avoid them like in the 1900-1960's. Literally bringing back racism in order to avoid racism.

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Meddlesom 15 points ago +15 / -0

Segregation is so hot right now.

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MindsetRoulette 103 points ago +103 / -0

"remove all depictions of black people from products."

Woke or Racist?

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BrewSwillis 58 points ago +58 / -0

Yes.

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solarsavior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best use of "Yes" ever.

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MustafaJones 25 points ago +25 / -0

The democrats have always been the party of the KKK, they’ve just changed tactics.

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mintscape 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's fucking smart though, they want to banish black people so instead of white hoods and burning crosses, they now just call everything that has a black person on it as "racist". Bingo, less blacks to offend the Democrats.

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Arden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget about the abortions.

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Logan_Viking 16 points ago +16 / -0

Woke or Racist?

You ask that as if those two things are different

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 12 points ago +12 / -0

They’re the same picture.

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mintscape 6 points ago +6 / -0

Woke or Racist?

You are repeating yourself.

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PodunkTexas 74 points ago +74 / -0

Looks like a 'no-name-brand' knock-off. I won't be buying it anymore anyway.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ever go to Aldi's?

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Tuckclusive 9 points ago +11 / -2

only go there for bread/bagels now. every knock off is filled with laxatives, do not know what chemical is in their products but if i needed to get a colonoscopy i would eat aldi brand food before the procedure to make sure i was empty, and the "fresh" produce is expired before you even get it your car. they also have some terrible customer service, in my area.

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leg_hairs 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my area I go there for everything except fresh produce and sometimes meat. Get that local.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like Maltitol.

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mordhaus 4 points ago +4 / -0

The real question is if they are unfortunate enough to ever have to go anywhere else

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quell2 1 point ago +1 / -0

My local Aldi's sucks.

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The_Almighty_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hell with this corn syrup bullshit impostor anyway! The real stuff is great!

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dastumer 10 points ago +10 / -0

And expensive. Maple syrup has always been a rare treat here.

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The_Almighty_Kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I guess I don't really feel it since it's rare I eat anything with maple syrup. I usually keep one jar around a while lol

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LittleKingRadical 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m a proud fundamentalist syrup truther, the Hank Hill of grade A maple. Keep that corn-snot ooze out of my house.

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Gkfraz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like I switch to Mrs. Butterworth, Oops. Maybe not

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quell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Xhir Buttervalue now.

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 54 points ago +54 / -0

The Land O'Lakes Indian woman is gone.

The rather stoic and dignified Redskins logo is gone.

Aunt Jemima is gone. Is Uncle Ben still around?

The left is removing POC icons from the cultural landscape one at a time. How racist!

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Trump2024 53 points ago +53 / -0

The Land O'Lakes Indian woman is gone.

Yeah but they kept the land.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Oh my.

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mintscape 9 points ago +10 / -1

They paid for it fair and square with some blankets, also she was not removed, she died of smallpox.

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CanHush 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aunt Jemima is gone, replaced with a method of whitening grain.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Happy black history month!

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +11 / -0

Uncle Ben's was rebranded to "Ben's". No more iconic black man on the logo.

Cowards, all of them.

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generated_name 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just to make sure I understand the "Uncle Ben's" issue: Uncle Tom is a racial slur sometimes maybe > Uncle Ben's has the word "Uncle" in it > Uncle Ben's is racist for having a black man on the package?

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bigmikespen15 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will replace Mrs Butterworth with a pure cylinder!

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BaldyGull 7 points ago +7 / -0

Female figures are obviously transphobic. Bigot.

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Sea_to_Shining_Sea 2 points ago +2 / -0

'cylinder' seems rather 'phallic'...perhaps a triangle shape is safe? Oh wait...

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lake-koshkonong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uncle Ben is now just called "Ben's"

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 52 points ago +52 / -0

Isn’t this called whitewashing?

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Xal1 32 points ago +32 / -0

Lol everyone is gonna think this is a generic knockoff and not buy it.

Get woke go broke

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MakeFloridaRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bailout Biden will give them plenty of reparations. From you and me paying taxes.

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james43552352345 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anyone asks me where the aunt Jemima is. I'm going to say they discontinued the product line.

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SkeletorsTeeth 27 points ago +27 / -0

Whew...racism was rough for thousands of years but its finally over

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +14 / -0

I mean, it was over until Obama brought it back.

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

hE cALleD kAnYE a JAcKaSs

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angular-velocity 25 points ago +25 / -0

THEY KEPT THE SYRUP BROWN??? Mother fucking Nazis...

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FUCKTHEDNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

The entitlement is STRONG with this one! Lmao

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Seadan 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt, tried (and failed) to sue for 3 billion for a pancake recipe...

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james43552352345 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most important part of the article:

Quaker Oats, which is owned by PepsiCo, said it will announce a new name for its pancake mix and syrup later this year, hoping to hit shelves by the fourth quarter of 2020. The company also announced a five-year, $400 million initiative “to lift up black communities and increase black representation at PepsiCo.”

Well there you have it. Pepsi is 100% a racist corporation. They're giving money SPECIFICALLY earmarked for BLACK communities. This is completely racist.

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quell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I worked for this company years ago. They were woke then and they're even woker now with that Indian CEO at the head. I knew she was cancer.

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I buy a lot of pepsi products but now I'm thinking of putting a stop to it for good. More water and less junk food should be good for my health. The junk food is one of my bad habits.

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quell2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cutting soda intake does wonders for your health, and the best thing is that once you've stopped consuming soda for a couple of months, it tastes disgusting to you so you no longer really want to drink it. I still have it here and there, usually when I buy a pizza, but I don't even buy it in the store or go for it when I'm out and about and need a drink.

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james43552352345 1 point ago +1 / -0

yup good idea. Soda is definitely my bad habit.

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outlaw 19 points ago +19 / -0

Aunt Jemima was a racist bitch or she just wasn't white enough for the hate filled left?

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ChicomUberAlles 22 points ago +22 / -0

both! She was successful and that is white culture, she also participated in capitalism and that is suppressing minorities.

checks out if you don the woke ideology glasses.

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outlaw 8 points ago +9 / -1

Got it, so an impoverished black women dependent on others for survival is acceptable.

Hmm... didn't we fight a war over that?

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mental gymnastics is the only exercise most of these fat woketards get.

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mintscape 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aunt Jemima was born female, if she started life as a dude you can bet your last dollar she would still be on that bottle.

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Patriots_Spike 19 points ago +19 / -0

Really? I went shopping on Saturday and we needed syrup, my wife wanted Aunt Jemimas and they didn't have any. I saw the Pearl Milling Company and recognized the shape and joked that was the replacement because of racism, she laughed and we ended up going with a different brand. I was just joking at the time but I'm glad we didn't end up buying it!

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james43552352345 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, doing stuff like that actually sends a message. You at at the end of the day if sales of these brands starts to decline the management is going to want to know why. Most of their compensation is tied to stock options based on the stock price. If they see the sales are going down after the brand change......then they know they made a shit financial decision and might be inclined to not do it again going forward.

but anyways, Pepsi is an openly racist corporation. Stop buying all of their brands.

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Genericwhitemale 17 points ago +18 / -1

Do yourself a favor and buy real maple syrup. It’s a good deal at Costco, but honestly it’s worth paying more for anywhere and there’s no stupid virtue signaling.

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james43552352345 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also supports the smaller players in the industry typically. We need to really shift our purchasing power to helping smaller farmers and the such. Fuck these mega corporations.

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +3 / -1

You nailed it with Costco. There's actually articles online of great buys / stuff you never knew they (Costco) had (ie huge cheese wheels, pounds of sushi, etc). They actually list maple syrup from Costco as not only the genuine product, but also a great deal!

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

I buy pretty much everything I can at Costco because the quality is better and its cheaper than most places. However, I agree you should buy local when you can.

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GravityBounce1976 15 points ago +17 / -2

Who cares. Only white trash uses that shit anyway. It's all corn syrup and caramel coloring. Have some self respect and buy real maple syrup. There are plenty of small-scale producers. haha.

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everylastjuan 5 points ago +5 / -0

And be very careful to buy only from a reputable small scale producer. Some of the commercial garbage tastes like grass water. It turned me off it for years until I found real real maple syrup.

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BecMonTchew 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was raised with pure cane syrup instead of maple. Maple still tastes weird to me. But we can all agree that that fake shit is nasty.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

While I agree with you that the stuff tastes bland and nasty, the virtue signal is still stupid and people want to make fun of it.

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Zachary_Banks 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pearls are white and now I'm offended

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WatchMaga 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is what happens when you surrender middle management to white women.

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LtPatterson 13 points ago +13 / -0

The fuck is Pearl Milling Company?

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MagaHippie88 0 points ago +2 / -2

^ THIS! <3 MAGA2021

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ShitOfPeace 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's hilarious how much the woke left and neo Nazis have in common. They just say they're doing it for other reasons.

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Firemothjoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I still have the old style Aunt Jemima syrup bottle! When It gets empty I just fill it with other syrup.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +6 / -1

That's what we should do.

Make one last purchase of Aunt Jemima with her picture still on it, and then put their competitor's brand in her bottle for the rest of time. Then make it go viral.

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +6 / -1

I actually have a bottle, I'm going to do this. I don't even understand how it's racist. I always thought she looked sort of inviting.

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MakeFloridaRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet there is a market in selling empty bottles with aunt jemimah style graphics.

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MeloniaisMelons 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanted to buy a glass one to keep for old times sake but never found one. It's honestly not very good anyway.

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IvIA6A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Like some weird Aldi brand. If that's what we need to do to end racism, by God we better do it!

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Zippythekid 9 points ago +9 / -0

AAAAND I will never buy it again

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DeepWinter 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least Mrs Butterworth's still got her curves...for now.

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

This has now solved racism. Everyone go home.

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M_A_G_A_2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's honor black folk by destroying black references.

Sounds very democratic to me.

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based_trekkie 7 points ago +7 / -0

New European looking Mill New European Sounding Name...

The SJWs will bitch about this next fucking week, count on it...

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ZhouBai-Den 6 points ago +7 / -1

Bean Diddling Syrup?

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MondayCoupleIsDead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Woke bullshit aside this is far beyond being extraordinarily stupid. I see that Pearl Milling Company name instead of Aunt Jemima and i'd move right the fuck on by. I would think it's just another generic brand of syrup selling for far too much.

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Stanwyk74 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. There is nothing great about the syrup. It's liquid sugar. People buy it for the brand. How incredibly mind boggling stupid.

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diCenturion 5 points ago +5 / -0

There coming for you next Uncle Ben!!

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Noooooooooo!

-Spiderman

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EMP2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too late I think.

I think it's Ben's Own or something like that, or will be. Not sure if he'll be on the front or not, but "Uncle" is apparently racist.

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quell2 2 points ago +2 / -0

My uncles aren't racist, but they're lefties so basically the same thing.

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SentryS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clown world has no brakes.... holy kek!

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Joyly 5 points ago +5 / -0

The new bottle looks like something from Dollar Tree.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bottle is still a brown silhouette of a woman... Wearing a red cap

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ElectronicSlurm69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mrs buttersworth? They were claiming she's black and it's racist too. First time I ever heard that she's black

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll complain about the boobs before anything else.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is this post?

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awsure 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plummeting sales in 3...2...1

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also changed the easy-to-read white lettering down the bottom there to hard-to-decipher black lettering.

Pearl Milli Vanilli.

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KiTA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, yes it is a joke. But they're serious. That just makes it funnier.

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foolmethrice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that grease for the metal cutting industry? That's the only kind of milling I'm familiar with.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, to be fair, it sure isn't anything close to maple syrup and hardly passes as a food product.

https://ibb.co/JKZmdHP

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Not_The_CIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh? wait the woke cult demand that aunt jemima to be remove and the at the same time calling us racist? im started think woke cult is no better then the KKK.......

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this case, I think the woke corporation made the move thinking they're gonna score woke points, but they didn't consult the woke teenagers first and they're about to get ruined for it!

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just looked up some stuff about it. The woke teens are supporting it. The family of Lillian Richards(Aunt Jemima) isn't too thrilled about the change though.

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Not_The_CIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go Woke Go Broke?

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RealHappyFeet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aunt Jemima was done out of respect for their culture. This is an example of cultural suppression in the name of anti-racism.

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Unsilent 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one’s gonna buy that lol

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CapitalP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aunt Jemima’s history!

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tiamat 3 points ago +3 / -0

use real syrup, you wont be able to go back, shrug

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tonkabodhi 1 point ago +1 / -0

☝️☝️

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TaterNubbz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those damned pearly whites

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suzookus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t wait till there’s outrage about blacks NOT being represented in products.

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Annpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they saying black aunts arent good enough to be on advertising.....??? I have 2 bottles and 2 boxes of mix if anyone wants $$$$$ ;)

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DeepWinter 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're so racist they couldn't stand looking at their founder's skin color on their product.

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skyehye808 2 points ago +2 / -0

exactly 👏🏼

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

How to kill your brand in one easy step!

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CanadianPede2 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a mistake.