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KnightKreider 80 points ago +81 / -1

The stuff tastes like hot garbage. The only reason I wanted it as a kid was because of sweet ol' aunt Jemima.

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trump2036 35 points ago +35 / -0

if you don't buy it, they will scream that you're a racist. Let them scream. It brings a smile to my face.

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BaldyGull 57 points ago +57 / -0

Tell them you aren't buying it because it lacks minority representation. Boom, head goes supernova. Brain matter on walls in other zipcodes. Government comes after you for violating nucular test ban treaty.

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brokenbooby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent idea...