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trump2036 35 points ago +35 / -0

if you don't buy it, they will scream that you're a racist. Let them scream. It brings a smile to my face.

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BaldyGull 57 points ago +57 / -0

Tell them you aren't buying it because it lacks minority representation. Boom, head goes supernova. Brain matter on walls in other zipcodes. Government comes after you for violating nucular test ban treaty.

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NoFucks2Give 24 points ago +24 / -0

This. Call them and use that. “Why have you decided to eliminate minority representation from your brand?”

And sound earnest and sincere. For myself I feel I would not even really be acting. Cuz it’s kinda true.

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Almagest 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is 100% true

I loved the Aunt Jemima character, even if the contents of the syrup itself are unhealthy garbage